Advice you would give to yourself

[YoshiRacer1]

if you had a time machine and you could talk to your younger self. What would you advice?

[MrMeD]

I wouldn't, as I would cease to exist.

[PIED3]

I would tell him to prepare for this thread so he could give better advice than this.

[Jack]

"Jack, the hole you're digging has to be at least six feet deep. Also, make sure you've cleaned the gun of any finger prints"

[Suprememessage]

I am your.... self... trust me, fuck any thing that moves, you won't regret it.

[LiquidFire]

At 10/24/11 06:30 AM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: What would you advice?

Nothing. My life has been awesome.

[i-am-ghey]

don't forget to wear your seat belt.

[BlackmarketKraig]

At 10/24/11 06:53 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I am your.... self... trust me, fuck any thing that moves, you won't regret it.

"If you ever come across Suprememessage; DO NOT MOVE! You will regret it."

[420SWED]

How to quit smoking, I should really take my own advice in this.

[zag]

I'd tell myself to come out about being trans sooner.

[beardkiller]

DONT FREAK OUT and tell the teachers your gonna kill your-self just punch the guy in the testicles and get it over with so that he wont even try anymore

[Mizzjuicyflava]

Lose some weight.

[killerrob]

Penis size matters son

[beardkiller]

At 10/24/11 02:16 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Lose some weight.

This is for most of NG but not me im skinny as fuck

[saltovergray]

Run.

[Dosensuppen]

Go back to 2000.

"Hey, kid, I'm you from the future. I wanna try an experiment. Okay, see this? Yeah, it's a computer. Now, let's take you to the Internet. Oh, you been there already? Cool. Okay, this is Newgrounds. Yeah, I stumbled upon this site around 2004-2005. Now, I want you to regularly visit this site, and I'll get you stuff to make cartoons with. Why? I wanna see how badly I would screw myself up with early visitation."

[SnakeSkull]

You see all the cool stuff around you, kid?
APPRECIATE IT.

Ugh, nostalgia attack.

[Boomstick]

Go back a few years, beat the shit out of myself.

[Lorkas]

"Be a man at least once in your life"

[PimpNFresh]

I would probably go back 15 years and tell myself to invest in Apple... like with everything I had.

[The-universe]

At 10/24/11 06:30 AM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: if you had a time machine and you could talk to your younger self. What would you advice?

"Here are the lottery numbers for the jackpot...."

Fuck giving advice, I'm making myself rich!

[Chdonga]

"Stop with all that black power bullshit if you ever wanna have a white/asian girlfriend."

[Cosmic]

Noone on newgrounds knows how to forgive or accept an apology

[killerrob]

At 10/24/11 04:02 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: Noone on newgrounds knows how to forgive or accept an apology

FFS IF YOU WANT TO BE IN A HOUSEHOLD THEN GO FUCKING BUY SIMS 3!

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[NeverHundred]

I would just go back in time and beat the shit out of my past self, the smug bastard.

[DjKlzonez]

Stop being such a faggot slacker

[saqwert]

Don't cut the red wire on the evening of April 14th. I still have nightmares of all those Belgian children.

[HomicidialFrog]

Don't tell your art teacher you love her. It ends badly.

A pathetically true and embarassing story which I'm NOT getting into to. I was 12 if you're wondering.

[Freddythealien]

Don't move to oklahoma.

[Scarface]

"Don't be such a little emo bitch."