Was she flirting with me?

[Fullmetalnoob]

This was the conversation I had with my friend.
I uh, joke around a lot.

Her:"I want money, im so broke"
Me:"I know a way you can make money"
Her:"By stripping for my cat! gr8 idea!"
Me:"No, you strip for me only"
Her:"I strip for you and my cat"
Her:"im going to cuddle with my cat"
Me:"And my cat, you mean me, right?"
Her:"Only on days that end with Y"
Me:"hsjkdsada all days end in Y I should rape you for making me feel stupid"
Her:"do ett then"
Me:"Maybe later, I have lunch money to steal"
Her:"Im not a second choice. its now or never so..."
Me:"MAYBE LATER"
Her:"no fak u we're through"
Me:"I was going to leave you anyways!"
Her:"heh i left you first"

so uh, wat do

[Yert]

She wants to fuck.

[Cootie]

OH GOD A WOMAN SHOWED ME ATTENTION *SHITS PANTS*!

thats my opinion of you.

[zrored]

I'd go for that pussy any time.

[Yert]

At 10/23/11 02:50 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: wat do

Wait for her to b-back that ass up and then j-j-jam it in

[Chdonga]

Apologize to her and show that you mean it by deep throating her feet. Both of them. At the same time. And don't pull those tootsies out either. Keep going until you're eating her pussy.

[Boss]

visit her house and sex her up

[Igiveup]

She wants the dick.

[Teddyriffic]

To answer your question , no she was not flirting with you

[Skaren]

At 10/23/11 02:52 PM, Yert wrote: She wants to fuck.

Her cat.

[XD0042006]

man I miss harmless sixthgrade flirting

oh wait no I don't

[Crink]

man she was so DTF i can believe you blew it that bad, haha.

sucks to be beta eh?

[Rampant]

At 10/23/11 03:24 PM, Crink wrote: man she was so DTF i can believe you blew it that bad, haha.

sucks to be beta eh?

Which reminds me, when does the Relationship v1.01 patch come out? I could really do with some of the enhanced features like:
- fixed stuttering and occasional neural shutdown when talking to women
- improved application "flirt_jokes_.exe"
- enhanced ability to notice visual and audible cues (e.g. dilated pupils and flirtatious voice)

[bulletbreaker]

lol wut?

[Twistedsanta]

At 10/23/11 02:50 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: "I should rape you for making me feel stupid"

*facepalm*

[Mfan]

she was joking with you

fun fact of the day, just because a girl ACTUALLY speaks to you , it does not mean she has interest in you

[RandomRoarness]

At 10/24/11 01:47 AM, Mfan wrote: she was joking with you

fun fact of the day, just because a girl ACTUALLY speaks to you , it does not mean she has interest in you

Trust Master Mfan's words!

[dmansland]

If her legs were crossed, she is a lesbo. If her legs were spread then she wants you to ram her against the lockers.

[YoshiRacer1]

At 10/23/11 02:50 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: Me:"Maybe later, I have lunch money to steal"
Her:"Im not a second choice. its now or never so..."
Me:"MAYBE LATER": Her

You f'ed up. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!!!

[KingPin727]

She wants your dick, bro

[Jack]

At 10/23/11 02:50 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: This was the conversation I had with my friend.

This reads like the lamest porno ever written.

[Armour]

I bet she is fat.

[Mismo]

Cool conversion bro.

[Suprememessage]

Oh shit, a female, social interaction!? SAY IT AIN'T SO, WELL BETTER GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT SO NG CAN DECIDE.

Dude, we may have some people good at dealing with girls, but not a single one of us is a shaman capable of reading emotions of people we don't know. Words can be used to decieve people, so you shouldn't always take them for their straight foward meaning.

[LiquidFire]

Do the naked man.

It works 2/3 times.

[Fawktt]

At 10/23/11 02:52 PM, Yert wrote: She wants to fuck.

Helllll yeah. That dudes right. Not only that dude the worst thing you can do when you wanna do something. is NOTHING. Kiss her or hold her hand er somethin quit bein a panzy.
IF you wanna go EXTREME whip your dick out.

[DrunkenMonkey123]

She wants a threesome with you and the cat. I thought that would be obvious.

[420SWED]

i think she made it clear you cant rape her because she is willing so clearly she not only flirting with you but likes you, unless she just that type of person who flirts with almost everyone.

[tyler2513]

I have lunch money to steal? Who says that anymore?

[Lorkas]

At 10/23/11 02:54 PM, Cootie wrote: OH GOD A WOMAN SHOWED ME ATTENTION *SHITS PANTS*!

thats my opinion of you.

90% of the time she isn't flirting with you.