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Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 04:58:21 Reply

Hello,

My name is Candy Sparkles. I am from California, I am a fun outgoing blonde who likes long walks on the beaches. I am 28 years of age. I love fitness, and trying new exciting things to keep the life rolling on.
I used to be in a long term fun loving relationship until the man thought I was no longer good enough with my nice perky Double D`s. I used to be so committed to him but no more, I am out there and I am free, I would love to experiment new things in a relationship if you know what I mean!
So hit me up now and respond to this letter for some pictures and details and we will see where we can go from there.

if TLTR : I used to be committed by I now take it up the ass, talk to me because I have sweet tits.

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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 05:02:30 Reply

6 casualties today as a shoulder fired man-seeking-woman brought down a UN helicopter. More as the story develops.


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 05:05:43 Reply

Sorry you're to imaginary for my taste.


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 05:08:12 Reply

hey, im a man! maybe you were seeking me


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 05:12:28 Reply

Funny shit. :3

Well, if you really do want to troll - or better said, trick - someone into believing an advert you ought to be realistic though. I've seen snippets like these laying around online and can't believe people fall for this material! :D


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 05:16:14 Reply

PLEASE SEEK! ME! SEEK! ME


Does anyone actually read these?

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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 07:07:52 Reply

Do you like anal?


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 07:32:55 Reply

If you want to be with me then you have to be chained to the kitchen sink and fetch me beer whenever I want one.

Refusal will result in bitchslap


Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!

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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 08:34:22 Reply

Your profiles says ur a guy, so your trolling and u like it up ur butt.


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 08:40:39 Reply

Do you have a penis?

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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 08:57:24 Reply

Maybe its Lady Gaga?


Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!

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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 09:03:30 Reply

Do you like Penis?


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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 09:11:42 Reply

At 10/22/11 09:03 AM, JoaoGabriel wrote: Do you like Penis?

I think the real question is:

"Do you?"

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Response to Woman seeking a man. 2011-10-22 09:41:31 Reply

Must... Resist... Pony... Joke...

Damn it!

Is Twilight Sparkle your sister?

another reason why Bees changed his name from Twilight, and he didn't even know it yet...

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