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Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 01:40 PM Reply

What is the stupidest post you've ever made on Newgrounds, guys? You know that one post you make that you wish you wish you shouldn't have, that one post that, when posted, you feel like shit when you see it years later? You know, that one post that makes you want to beat the living shit out of your younger self who typed it up and hit the "post-it" button? Show us or tell us about your shittiest post.

Good lord, in this thread about gay marriage in California, I made a ridiculous post. I am no longer an opponent of gay marriage or a retard like i was when I was 15 years old, thank God....

Here's the post that I'm talking about...It's a little long, but it's hilarious to read, so yeah.

I am actually a prop 8 propenent. And before you or anyone else for that matter start to use the "h" word on me,"homophobe",I'll argue my reason here. Do you not see the basis of their argument? In masachussetts,gay marriage is allowed there,and,they apparently taught gay marriage to 2nd graders. Now that doesn't spell out red-flag to you sir? I think it should. They're basically saying that if it happened there,then it'll definitely happen here. I don't hate homosexuals at all,but I very strongly disagree with their lifestyle,and if I had kids running up to me after school saying,"Look daddy! I learned that I can marry other boys,even though I'm a boy!",that would definitely be disturbing to me. Now one may be inclined to state the classic argument," What they do is their own business,and they are not pressing their lifestyle on anyone",when in fact,the media is liberal and everyone knows it,this country is turning liberal quickly,and the gay lifestyle does get pressed on us all the time through subliminal messaging. However,I can't exactly back up my last statement at this hour with any viable links to statistics and whatnot,I stand here,firmly believing that Proposition 8 would be the right choice. Actually,California's ban on same-sex marriage was overturned by some judges in the state,even though voters elected against proposition 22,which was almost a decade ago,which detailed an opposite meaning to propostion * now,which would have,had it passed,legalize same-sex marriage. But voters turned it down. All of a sudden,the judges ruled against that,which went completely against the rules of democracy,and overturned the ban. To reiterate my position on prop 8,I firmly support it in all of its entirety. I respect your opinion on this matter,and I only ask that you respect my opinion on this issue.

*Facepalm.*


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 01:42 PM, Natick wrote: My first post.

Same here. Although yours is... uh... a little...

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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:12 PM Reply

My first post. Seriously, what was I thinking?

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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:15 PM Reply

All 38,118 of them.

:(


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:26 PM Reply

I went ahead and made onejust for this thread.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:30 PM Reply

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2640 68

I REGRET NOTHING


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:30 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 02:26 PM, RobJohnson wrote: I went ahead and made one just for this thread.

Congratulations on getting it locked faster than a starving lady running for chili cheese dogs on a Friday night all you can eat special. I'm so proud of you. <3


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:33 PM Reply

I don't think i got off to a very bad start!


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:34 PM Reply

On the account I had before this one it was a topic about a meme about killing cats or something. Bad grammar and spelling included. I was probably 12 or 13 at the time.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:37 PM Reply

I can't think of the most retarded one but at least 1 in every 3 posts of mine are retarded

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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:38 PM Reply

Any post that has personal information, but with 10K posts it'll probably be hard to find.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:39 PM Reply

Some misconstrued thread I made about if anyone ever got toothpaste poisoning.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:42 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 01:40 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: *Facepalm.*

Everyone's most retarded post is their first, here is yours.
"every single one of you peoples fears plus seeing this place shut down all at once." Pretty fucking retarded.

And mine is worse.
"Well I saw all theese awesome flashes and of coarse I love EvilDog's Flashes the best and I was wondering what everyone uses to make all theese Flash Movies?"


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:47 PM Reply

First hundred or so posts.

Don't you fucking dare go look.

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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:47 PM Reply

just about all of them


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:49 PM Reply

All of my posts are completely retarded, thats why I post rarely compared to other users, I do check on threads every day but I never got anything to say, I'm just wondering what the fuck you people are taking and then I end up insulting someone.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:51 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 02:30 PM, STEM wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2640 68

I REGRET NOTHING

At least it's nostalgic no matter how painful it is to watch this day in age. Matter of fact I don't think it was fun to watch in the 90's either I just played along with ever other brat going "EEW!" every 10 seconds like the obnoxious kids we are.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:57 PM Reply

I probably have some, but I do remember posting comments on other sites and such that look so damn childish.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 02:59 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 02:57 PM, MrRager wrote: I probably have some

Probably.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:17 PM Reply

I once wrote in a thread about guns that I live in close proximity to people who have semiautomatic machine guns and that you could cut down trees with them.

I was like 14 at the time and thought I was being a badass.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:18 PM Reply

The entirety of this thread.

Over 1000 posts of mine there, ugh.

Barev dzez.

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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:30 PM Reply

800 posts of them when I was young. I was so corny when I was young.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:36 PM Reply

I may have topped myself.

Seriously, every post I made in 2006, and the first half of 2007, were completely idiotic. If you want a good laugh, go back and read them.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:36 PM Reply

This one.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:37 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 01:58 PM, Natick wrote: (Sigh)

I've been on newgrounds too long. I saw this before I saw the facepalm picture.

Also

Your most retarded post.

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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 03:42 PM Reply

I don't have a post like that. I guess the most dumb post I've ever written was, "You're gay."


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 06:26 PM Reply

I'd rather not remember that.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 06:30 PM Reply

NedSchneebly does not regret.

He also does not blink.

Ever.


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 06:32 PM Reply

At 10/18/11 03:37 PM, Squidbit wrote:
At 10/18/11 01:58 PM, Natick wrote: (Sigh)
I've been on newgrounds too long. I saw this before I saw the facepalm picture.

To your credit, it was pretty hard to make out.

It's still kinda gay though...


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Response to Your most retarded post. Oct. 18th, 2011 @ 06:33 PM Reply

it probably was the first post i ever did