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I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:22 PM Reply

I was walking around at the park and some dumbfuck decided to leave his phone on a bench, so I took it.

Im selling it so I can make a easy 50 dollars.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:23 PM Reply

I get it...

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:26 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 07:22 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I was walking around at the park and some dumbfuck decided to leave his phone on a bench, so I took it.

Im selling it so I can make a easy 50 dollars.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:28 PM Reply

Fullmetalgayness

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:31 PM Reply

Come on, man. Do the right thing...

Go through his texts and pictures and find something to blackmail him with for more money

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:34 PM Reply

Really?

Do the right thing and call one of his/her contacts (preferably their house), tell them you have their phone, and go from there.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply

Before you sell it, pick one of his male friends and tell them that you are secretly gay and want to go out with them.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply

Do what any normal person would do , sell it !

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 07:28 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Fullmetalgayness

hell yeah

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:56 PM Reply

you dick you stole my phone!!! i was sooo drunk.

queef!

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 07:57 PM Reply

Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.

If you have never made me angry you deserve a medal, if you've never made me laugh you're an inanimate object or Jay Leno.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:05 PM Reply

i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!

queef!

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:06 PM Reply

Asshole.

A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:09 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!

The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.

lol shit on

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:15 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:09 PM, SpartanBunny wrote:
At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!
The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.

How do you know?

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:16 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 07:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.

lmao

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:20 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:09 PM, SpartanBunny wrote:
At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!
The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.

yea how the hell do you know i think cops have better shit to deal with than someone who picked up some idiots phone.

queef!

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:20 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:15 PM, Rouge-Jedi wrote:
How do you know? :O

lol dumbass.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:22 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:20 PM, shimmyya wrote: yea how the hell do you know i think cops have better shit to deal with than someone who picked up some idiots phone.

Woosh

lol shit on

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:22 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:22 PM, SpartanBunny wrote: Woosh

durp?

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Ugh. -1/10

Does anybody even read these?

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:56 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:54 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: Ugh. -1/10

well i give it 4/20

queef!

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:57 PM Reply

This thread gets about 3/50

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:57 PM Reply

Let this be a warning to all members of the BBS. You can't joke about this kind of thing, or you'll get a nice visit from the authorities.

If you have never made me angry you deserve a medal, if you've never made me laugh you're an inanimate object or Jay Leno.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:58 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Let this be a warning to all members of the BBS. You can't joke about this kind of thing, or you'll get a nice visit from the authorities.

im so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

queef!

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 08:59 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Let this be a warning to all members of the BBS. You can't joke about this kind of thing, or you'll get a nice visit from the authorities.

So after I stopped building the nuke under my basement and then blew the whole world up in the future I came back to the past to warn myself. I think that rule is broken.

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Pay this fine gent.

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 09:00 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 08:59 PM, FirstBaby wrote:
So after I stopped building the nuke under my basement and then blew the whole world up in the future I came back to the past to warn myself. I think that rule is broken.

so your the reason 2012 happend?

queef!

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 09:02 PM Reply
At 10/16/11 07:22 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I was walking around at the park and some dumbfuck decided to leave his phone on a bench, so I took it.

Im selling it so I can make a easy 50 dollars.

I just wanted to see this thread happen...

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 09:45 PM Reply

Hey guys what's-

GTFO COP$

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Response to I took someone's phone Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 09:51 PM Reply

Parody threads weren't funny since never.

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