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I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 05:31 AM Reply

Last night at burger king:

ordering two large whoppers, onion rings, and milkshake
"here you go sir, enjoy your meal!"
"you too"
"what?"
"...n-nothin but guts!"
think to myself "wtf that didn't make any sense"
awkward silence
she tells her co-worker she's going to the bathroom and starts to leave
"wait I didn't mean that let me start over please!"
she goes through a door out of sight
"WAIT!"
I try to jump over the counter but forget my meal is right in front of me on the counter
slide over the counter and onto the floor on the other side
huge mess, my meal and clothes are ruined
burger king employees yelling at me
run after her into the women's restroom
"cashier girl are you in here!? I'm sorry what I said wasn't what I meant please let me start over!"
"what the hell, get out of here!"
"no please listen what I meant to say w-was I-I want to be with you"
she screams
another woman comes in the restroom and sees me covered in whoppers and onion rings with my pants down and screams
notice my pants are down
a black guy in a grimace costume drags me outside and tells me I'm banned from burger king
I demand a refund for my food
he tells me to fuck off
I call him a double nig***
he gets mad and chases me across the parking lot
"wait stop it was a joke I found on the internet stop apeing out you faggot!"
he tackles me and beats me up
I lay there crying in the burger king parking lot for 5 minutes slowly eating the onion rings in my underwear
suddenly the police pull into the parking lot
run
hide on the other side of burger king and try to kill myself with a toothpick before they catch me
wake up a few hours later in a hospital with a $4,000 medical bill and $500 fine for indecent exposure or something
my mom comes to visit me in the hospital
"mom you said I could find a girlfriend if I dressed nice and got outside...why did you lie to me?"


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 05:33 AM Reply

...what?


Does anybody even read these?

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 05:33 AM Reply

Alright! Burger King! This is the kind stuff you would expect from the people who dine at Burger King!

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 05:44 AM Reply

mann


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 05:50 AM Reply

What was Grimace doing at Burger King?


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 05:54 AM Reply

The punchline could be funnier. Not bad, but not great.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 06:58 AM Reply

Hamburglar strikes again.

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 10:41 AM Reply

That was awesome.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 10:47 AM Reply

Good, but you can be funnier than that.

I was at Burger King last night


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 10:50 AM Reply

I went to McDonalds and I got beaten up with a steel pipe.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 11:00 AM Reply

Dude Burger King really kicked the rings out of your onions.

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 12:38 PM Reply

At 10/16/11 05:33 AM, Loiarlyritpyat wrote: Alright! Burger King! This is the kind stuff you would expect from the people who dine at Burger King!

actually, that's exactly what I was thinking... o.o

Mickey-D's is better

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 01:17 PM Reply

Whoa.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 01:18 PM Reply

At 10/16/11 10:50 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I went to McDonalds and I got beaten up with a steel pipe.

Too soon.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 01:32 PM Reply

Copypasta should probably stay off NG. It just doesn't work without green text.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 01:35 PM Reply

Made me giggle . 5/10

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 01:37 PM Reply

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 07:35 PM Reply

Totally changed my life.

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 07:40 PM Reply

At 10/16/11 01:37 PM, macmillion wrote: I can't believe I read the whole thing.

This.

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 07:51 PM Reply

At 10/16/11 05:31 AM, Halberd wrote: a black guy in a grimace costume drags me outside and tells me I'm banned from burger king

Somethings not right here...


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 09:12 PM Reply

Cool party bro, tell it at stories!

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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 09:16 PM Reply

At 10/16/11 01:18 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 10/16/11 10:50 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I went to McDonalds and I got beaten up with a steel pipe.
Too soon.

Did that crazy bitch at mcdonalds die? i cant find any news on it.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 09:24 PM Reply

Can I have some of the onion rings in your underwear?


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 09:24 PM Reply

This is one of the greatest things I have ever written here on Newgrounds! Thanks for making my day!


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 09:26 PM Reply

http://pastebin.com/emEwqiib


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 09:28 PM Reply

That made less sense than a Chris Chan video.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 10:05 PM Reply

Best thread ever


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 10:12 PM Reply

Somewhat amusing story bro.


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Response to I was at Burger King last night Oct. 19th, 2011 @ 10:16 PM Reply

i respect you


I'm an instigator

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