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If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:25 PM Reply

If you could travel time in a heavily armored time-machine tank with an arsenal of weapons: machine guns, mini-guns, flamethrowers, bazookas, etc.. Basically being able to kick the ass of any ancient civilization or win any ancient historical battle.

What time period would you go into and who would you conquer?


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:28 PM Reply

i'd kill abraham


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:37 PM Reply

I'd rather LEARN from them, rather than destroy them with some sort of mythological war machine.

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:39 PM Reply

I would travel into future. So i could about all the new things that will be discovered and to see how our world has evolved. :)

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:41 PM Reply

At 10/14/11 08:39 PM, Hexavier wrote: I would travel into future. So i could learn about all the new things that will be discovered and to see how our world has evolved. :)

Oops!

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:46 PM Reply

I would travel to the future, then fly into space and fuck a alien.

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:47 PM Reply

the feudo era


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:47 PM Reply

At 10/14/11 08:46 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: I would travel to the future, then fly into space and fuck a alien.

Where do you know that there will be aliens and that we will be able to fly into space? And why would you fuck an alien? Except if she's a hot alien chick.

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 08:57 PM Reply

At 10/14/11 08:46 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: I would travel to the future, then fly into space and fuck a alien.

How would you avoid getting some crazy alien STD? Or how do you know that her alien vagina isn't full of sulfuric acid that will burn your dick off? Or that she will literally eat you once you're done?

Personally, I'd take out the Spartans before they attacked Athens so our technology would be even more advanced today.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 09:06 PM Reply

If I could travel time I wouldnt need the tank, I would be an armoury myself.

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 10/14/11 08:57 PM, Tyrannicality wrote:

It's just a chance I am willing to take. Sulfuric vagina for the win!!

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 10:39 PM Reply

I would go back in time and shoot OP's mother while she is pregnant so that this thread is never made


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 10:40 PM Reply

I would blow up Bungee Studios before they could create Halo.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 10:43 PM Reply

I would kill osama to prevent 9/11

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 10:49 PM Reply

At 10/14/11 08:25 PM, Tyrannicality wrote: If you could travel time in a heavily armored time-machine tank with an arsenal of weapons: machine guns, mini-guns, flamethrowers, bazookas, etc.. Basically being able to kick the ass of any ancient civilization or win any ancient historical battle.

What time period would you go into and who would you conquer?

None, I'd have to go far back enough that a single tank could destroy an entire civilization. That's pre-WW1 for sure. I'd have to eat shitty food, be without internet, and many other things...


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 11:12 PM Reply

I WOULD KILL THAT DUMB OLD BASTARD HITLER BEFORE HE KILLS ANYONE ELSE!


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 11:25 PM Reply

Watch 9/11.

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 14th, 2011 @ 11:26 PM Reply

Nothing. Because messing with time in any way will alter the present and destroy the fabric of space and time, erasing existence as we know it.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 12:19 AM Reply

Lol, I'd stop those pesky traitors living in the US from disbanding from us English folk.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 12:24 AM Reply

I would eat the original doritos from the 70s before they got changed. I hear from vagrant hippies that they were pretty good after a couple tokes.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 12:28 AM Reply

At 10/15/11 12:18 AM, NL-Courage wrote: Eliminate the Roman Empire so that Italy wouldn't be that famous for that stupid Renaissance era. Steps:

1. kill Ceasar and Augustus
2. kill Da Vinci
3. kill all Italian football players so that they couldn't win a single world cup.
4. see what happens.

That means no Assassins Creed 2, Brotherhood, or Revelations!


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 12:29 AM Reply

At 10/15/11 12:28 AM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 10/15/11 12:18 AM, NL-Courage wrote: Eliminate the Roman Empire so that Italy wouldn't be that famous for that stupid Renaissance era. Steps:

1. kill Ceasar and Augustus
2. kill Da Vinci
3. kill all Italian football players so that they couldn't win a single world cup.
4. see what happens.
That means no Assassins Creed 2, Brotherhood, or Revelations!

Oh, it also means to tanks, battleships, machine guns, or airplanes. That's important, too.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 12:35 AM Reply

i think weve played a little to much red alert for the next move along move along nothing to see here


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 01:07 AM Reply

I would go back in time to where there was a meadow and a kitty cat. And I would love that kitty kat.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 01:10 AM Reply

I wouldn't do anything to change the past. Maybe the outcome of a war ultimately lead to the creation of Newgrounds. Do you really want to risk that? Geez. Man oh man. Argh. Whoa.


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 01:12 AM Reply

id say fuck it and do what ever I wanted durring the 60's and 70's


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 01:23 AM Reply

I'd go waaaaaay back when in time and protect the original Hebrews from being invaded a plethora of times. With my M16. AWWW YEEAAAHHH

That, or have a nice chat with Hitler and convince him to be that architect/painter that he's always wanted to be.

No, really. Originally he wanted to be an artist and architect.

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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 10/15/11 01:10 AM, JebbaL wrote: I wouldn't do anything to change the past. Maybe the outcome of a war ultimately lead to the creation of Newgrounds. Do you really want to risk that? Geez. Man oh man. Argh. Whoa.

Of course changing the past would affect the present and the future... but what if you kicked some ancient guys ass whos already dead (can't see any moral issue with that) and something even better than Newgrounds was the result... What if... It led to the creation of the even more amazing 'Newergrounds'?


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 02:27 AM Reply

At 10/15/11 02:25 AM, Tyrannicality wrote: Of course changing the past would affect the present and the future... but what if you kicked some ancient guys ass whos already dead (can't see any moral issue with that) and something even better than Newgrounds was the result... What if... It led to the creation of the even more amazing 'Newergrounds'?

Wait a minute... what if going back in time and kicking Hitler's ass lead to the Newgrounds redesign being released on schedule?

Let's do it!


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Response to If you could travel time. Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 02:30 AM Reply

Hell, I am all for it :D