Logic

[neobyte1]

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying "You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired

[Scintillating]

Typical masculinist nonsense about the "friend zone" and alpha males, etc.

Why do you freaks come on Newgrounds so much? Masculinism is as stupid as feminism.

[Jin]

At 10/13/11 11:21 AM, Scintillating wrote: Typical masculinist nonsense about the "friend zone" and alpha males, etc.

Why do you freaks come on Newgrounds so much? Masculinism is as stupid as feminism.

That bull's eye hurt a lot eh.

[Autokrator]

i try to think about relationships logically *invents new terms and strategies* - newgrounder who has never been in one ever

[SpaceWhale]

We've all heard this joke before.

[Rivergrey]

I've got a friend like that.
He doesn't mind.
He's straight, too.

I don't see what's so wrong about it. :3

[Love]

Ironically, this is 100% true.

[Lorkas]

When it comes to love, logic just doesn't apply.

[Love]

At 10/13/11 01:39 PM, TwittSoup wrote: If you're not what she/the company is looking for than you're not completely right for the job, are you? That doesn't mean whoever gets the position is less qualified, just. Not. You.

No, the next applicant is usually worse - which is why they get fired.

[Love]

At 10/13/11 01:42 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 10/13/11 01:40 PM, Hybridization wrote:

At 10/13/11 01:39 PM, TwittSoup wrote: If you're not what she/the company is looking for than you're not completely right for the job, are you? That doesn't mean whoever gets the position is less qualified, just. Not. You.

No, the next applicant is usually worse - which is why they get fired.

What? The next person who applies isn't necessarily the one who gets the job? Why can't you accept the fact that there might be someone more fit for the job/girl than yourself?

I'm sorry, I thought this was supposed to be a hypothetical joke. If I ever need relationship advice, I'll be sure to call you.

[Ryanson]

If they aren't interested, simply move on and remain friends. No reason to be THAT GUY.

[Lorkas]

At 10/13/11 01:51 PM, Ryanson wrote: If they aren't interested, simply move on and remain friends. No reason to be THAT GUY.

Nobody wants to be THAT GUY.

[akmeteor]

At 10/13/11 01:54 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 10/13/11 01:51 PM, Ryanson wrote: If they aren't interested, simply move on and remain friends. No reason to be THAT GUY.

Nobody wants to be THAT GUY.

I am THAT GUY. Just doesn't involve relationships. Involves fucking everyones shit in team games.

[MultiCanimefan]

>Logic
>Relationships
>Shaky analogy.

A for effort, though.