Ng Bbs User Forms California Group

[veteranbbsmember]

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA- NG BBS user EddyFromEEnE has publicly announced his decision to start a local California Pride group from within the Golden State, sources reported on Monday Night. EddyFromEEnE, a NG regular, has been motivated to start this group after viewing countless BBS posts describing California as "too expensive to live in, has a rapidly declining economy, and a skyrocketing crime rate". Eddy, who has a daily post count of 10.3, of which 85% talk about California, plans to direct the California Pride group into instilling good feelings regarding California.

Still being stuck in the 20th century, EddyFromEEnE believes he can actually convince people that California is a desirable place to live in if you are from the middle class or poor. California is still dealing with major illegal immigration problems, is one of the highest taxed states in the U.S, and has a completely incompetent governor to top it all off. No sane person will consider moving to California unless they strike it rich. Yet, EddyFromEEnE, one of the many idiotic Californians who is choosing to stay because of "good weather" insists California is the place to be, not realizing this is 2011, not 1960.

If all else fails, according to EddyFromEEnE, he will start a Chinese Pride group instead.

[PIED3]

So are you like a NG reporter or something?

[CharltonChinchilla]

That's cool n all, but where are the Asian people in that story?

[Love]

Thanks for the update...?

[Oolaph]

At 10/11/11 04:51 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: That's cool n all, but where are the Asian people in that story?

Right here, bro.

At 10/11/11 04:50 PM, veteranbbsmember wrote: If all else fails, according to EddyFromEEnE, he will start a Chinese Pride group instead.

[Manly-Chicken]

This is the single smartest and most informative post involving eddyfromeene in any way I have ever seen.

Yes, even the ones he posted.

You don't see me make a Connecticut pride group.

God, he's such a narcissist.
Doesn't he know people care about his life as much as they care about the lives of any other user?

That or he's a great troll.

[StarGaze]

Can I join?

[Narusegawa]

At 10/11/11 04:50 PM, veteranbbsmember wrote: insists California is the place to be, not realizing this is 2011, not 1960.

1960? You mean 1853. GOLD people! GOLD!

[Scarface]

I already have to see commercials advertising the damn state all the time, now there's a pride group for it? Pride of what, living in an area?

[The-Great-One]

I smell an alt.

[IAmCrystalHeights]

lolwut

[veteranbbsmember]

At 10/11/11 04:51 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: That's cool n all, but where are the Asian people in that story?

Where do Asians fit in?

[Painbringer]

When's the California meetup?

[Michaely385]

You know, if that was true for EddyFromEEnE to start a local California Pride Group. I am so suprised for him to do that.

[Kanon]

At 10/11/11 05:35 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: lolwut

I didn't know you were doing this, did you?!?!?

[IAmCrystalHeights]

At 10/11/11 07:40 PM, Painbringer wrote: When's the California meetup?

fuck ye

[Ryanson]

Horrible idea, California is a 3rd world country on the edge of America.

[veteranbbsmember]

At 10/11/11 05:26 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I smell an alt.

I smell a goon.

[Egarewop]

yeah well I heard rumors that this guy was Asian.

[IAmCrystalHeights]

At 10/12/11 02:26 AM, Ryanson wrote: Horrible idea, California is a 3rd world country on the edge of America.

TRUE ish

[IAmCrystalHeights]

At 10/11/11 05:19 PM, Scarface wrote: I already have to see commercials advertising the damn state all the time, now there's a pride group for it? Pride of what, living in an area?

There are ads for California? I could understand for a specific place in California, but a whole state? It doesn't make that much sense. It's way too big to generalize.

[Halberd]

When I saw the title of the thread I instantly knew what it was a parody of

[IAmCrystalHeights]

At 10/13/11 06:39 AM, Halberd wrote: When I saw the title of the thread I instantly knew what it was a parody of

Parody of what?

[Light]

At 10/12/11 02:26 AM, Ryanson wrote: Horrible idea, California is a 3rd world country on the edge of America.

What?

The average Californian makes at least several thousand dollars more than Americans in other states. Get your facts right.