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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 01:55:06 Reply

That's not what this comic strip says.

Batman is not gay

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:01:47 Reply

At 10/17/11 01:52 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/17/11 01:46 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Stop being homophobic gagsy. batman ain't gay
I'm sorry but evidence points to him being at least bisexual.

I deny evidence because it makes me uncomfortable

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:03:12 Reply

What the fuck, Gagsy...

I come back to see you red AND slandering Batman?

BOLLOCKS!

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:12:24 Reply

At 10/17/11 02:01 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:
I deny evidence because it makes me uncomfortable

Denial is unhealthy you know.

At 10/17/11 02:03 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What the fuck, Gagsy...

I come back to see you red AND slandering Batman?

BOLLOCKS!

Poozy I hate to break it to you, especially on your return, but Batman was fucking Robin every chance he could get.

Like banging the shit out of him.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:13:48 Reply

I think batman is an all around great guy, no complaints here.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:16:23 Reply

At 10/17/11 02:12 AM, Gagsy wrote: Denial is unhealthy you know.

I'm not denying this so called evidence is nothing more than photoshop made to make batman and robin look gay.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:24:37 Reply

At 10/17/11 02:03 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What the fuck, Gagsy...

I come back to see you red AND slandering Batman?

BOLLOCKS!
Poozy I hate to break it to you, especially on your return, but Batman was fucking Robin every chance he could get.

Like banging the shit out of him.

The fuck you say.

Where are you? Are you working right now?

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:25:07 Reply

At 10/17/11 02:16 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:
I'm not denying this so called evidence is nothing more than photoshop made to make batman and robin look gay.

Nah. If you search 'batman robin gay' in Google images with the saftey filter off then I'm sure you will find many a photoshop.

Everything I've posted is cannon! You know, it actually happened in the series.

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:28:13 Reply

At 10/17/11 02:24 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
The fuck you say.

You heard, uh read me.

Where are you? Are you working right now?

Yes.

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:30:26 Reply

Speak and confess, Briton.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 02:33:55 Reply

At 10/17/11 02:30 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Speak and confess, Briton.

I'm not sure what you want me to confess to Poozy.

This isn't my coming out thread, it's Batmans.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:01:02 Reply

In the TV show, Robin was definitely getting his shit pushed for sure (lol shark repellant).

Batman as an idea that doesn't exist and a franchise, loooooves pussy. He makes Hugh Heffner and Austin Powers look like fabulously enthusiastic cock hounds.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:14:02 Reply

At 10/17/11 03:01 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: In the TV show, Robin was definitely getting his shit pushed for sure (lol shark repellant).

Batman as an idea that doesn't exist and a franchise, loooooves pussy. He makes Hugh Heffner and Austin Powers look like fabulously enthusiastic cock hounds.

crumpets

I don't know how you expect me to stop talking about the gayness that oozed out of Batmans bat cave (theres a taking it up the ass joke in there somewhere I think) when you keep baiting me to.

Batman fucked women because it was expected of him. He enjoyed it of course but we all know who he'd prefer to be riding.

Riding Robin
Robin Riding

That is catchy

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:17:06 Reply

Gagsy...

I am disappointed.

So very, very, disappointed.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:22:24 Reply

Batman is obviously bi, guys.

As Bruce Wayne, he's all for the pussy.

In costume, he's fucking gay as hell.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:27:12 Reply

Have you ever considered that it could be the 80's term of gay? Which is happy? Besides, do you have any idea how many girls suduce him?

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:28:39 Reply

At 10/17/11 03:27 AM, unconsidered wrote: Have you ever considered that it could be the 80's term of gay? Which is happy? Besides, do you have any idea how many girls suduce him?

Like them:

Batman is not gay

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:42:09 Reply

I'm gonna just shut up.

True blooded citizens of the king of the planet, botched abortions from a crumbling empire, denizens of justice and bastions of booyah. Those fucks. Those shit heads know that Batman is the antithesis of gay.

Anyone with adorable posh accents are seeing what thet want to see. Yaoi lubes the gears? Fantastic.

(God bless America and Batman)

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:53:33 Reply

i have a pink spandex bodysuit

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 03:58:48 Reply

At 10/17/11 03:17 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Gagsy...

I am disappointed.

So very, very, disappointed.

Merc, I am disappointed in you too. I thought a man of your caliber would be able to see Batman for what he really was. Awesome but just fucking gay too.

At 10/17/11 03:42 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm gonna just shut up.

True blooded citizens of the king of the planet, botched abortions from a crumbling empire, denizens of justice and bastions of booyah. Those fucks. Those shit heads know that Batman is the antithesis of gay.

Anyone with adorable posh accents are seeing what thet want to see. Yaoi lubes the gears? Fantastic.

(God bless America and Batman)

America and Batman are both overcompensating for something alright.

And I'll take my 'adorable posh' accent over one that sounds like you've been crunching on gravel and smoking 40 fags (I'm British I'm allowed, it's a completely legitimate word!) a day before downing a bottle of jack. That is how you sound.

Frankly I've never been so terrified at 8 in the morning.

cab to fuck street please
stop taking the piss Poosy

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 04:03:13 Reply

At 10/17/11 03:58 AM, Gagsy wrote:
And I'll take my 'adorable posh' accent over one that sounds like you've been crunching on gravel and smoking 40 fags (I'm British I'm allowed, it's a completely legitimate word!) a day before downing a bottle of jack. That is how you sound.

I see no problem with this sounding like that.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 05:15:39 Reply

Superdickery.com...enough said.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 09:27:00 Reply

BATMAN IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 09:37:00 Reply

At 10/17/11 09:27 AM, creepyboy wrote: BATMAN IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!

I've known many gay guys to kiss girls on nights out when they're drunk. It seems like there's more proof against Batman for being gay than there is on him being straight.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 09:39:50 Reply

He's a raging metro-sexual.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 09:41:30 Reply

At 10/17/11 09:37 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
I've known many gay guys to kiss girls on nights out when they're drunk. It seems like there's more proof against Batman for being gay than there is on him being straight.

That "proof" of Batman being gay are a lot of old panels taken out of context.

More proof of Batman being a ladies man

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 09:56:33 Reply

Batman real sexuality is established as heterosexual, but many would think he is a homo because he stereotype himself very well. But nevertheless Batman ain't gay, just because he has been in some situation with gay-innuendos doesn't mean that he is gay.

But hypothetically, what if he was gay, does that establish him less of a bad-ass than he already is? Because common! It is the goddamn Batman we're talking about, whatever he is gay or not doesn't matter. He is Batman, gay or straight.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 09:57:29 Reply

At 10/17/11 09:41 AM, creepyboy wrote:
At 10/17/11 09:37 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
I've known many gay guys to kiss girls on nights out when they're drunk. It seems like there's more proof against Batman for being gay than there is on him being straight.
That "proof" of Batman being gay are a lot of old panels taken out of context.

More proof of Batman being a ladies man

This dude knows what I'm talking about.

In that pic, you can tell that bad ass batman has three metric fuck tons of gash stank on his hang low.

Also, cute and posh is a good thing. My GPS uses the same voice when it's telling me to make a right.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 10:01:19 Reply

At 10/17/11 09:41 AM, creepyboy wrote: That "proof" of Batman being gay are a lot of old panels taken out of context.

More proof of Batman being a ladies man

That's his modelling shoot with his three best lady friends after he helped them pick out their new super slut girl outfits at the mall for Halloween. I've also known many women to take pictures like that with their gay friends because it's funny and ironic to do and post them on Facebook.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-17 10:04:08 Reply

At 10/17/11 09:41 AM, creepyboy wrote:
At 10/17/11 09:37 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
I've known many gay guys to kiss girls on nights out when they're drunk. It seems like there's more proof against Batman for being gay than there is on him being straight.
That "proof" of Batman being gay are a lot of old panels taken out of context.

More proof of Batman being a ladies man

It's fun how Batman hangs around super heroines outside the D.C universe.


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