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Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 14:58:37 Reply

I'm so sick of all this slander to batman's good name

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 14:59:35 Reply

He's gay. Accept it and move along.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:00:56 Reply

At 10/11/11 02:58 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I'm so sick of all this slander to batman's good name

Batman thanks you for defending his good name.

He thinks you're

Batman is not gay

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:02:53 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:00 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 10/11/11 02:58 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I'm so sick of all this slander to batman's good name
Batman thanks you for defending his good name.

He thinks you're

Batman does not eat nachos!


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:04:46 Reply

Whenever someone tells me that Batman isn't gay I always like to refer to this and direct their attention to the site Super Dickery. Too much proof.

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:06:33 Reply

Orly?

I think he is pretty gay!

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:06:47 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:02 PM, Bryan wrote:
Batman does not eat nachos!

I love the top comment on youtube, which proves Batman is gay.
"BATMAN DOES NAUGHTY NUTSHOWS!"


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:07:17 Reply

At 10/11/11 02:59 PM, Confucianism wrote: He's gay. Accept it and move along.

I agree, and I got one word for OP: Robin.
The whole 'Batman and Robin' thing is kinda weird when you take a moment to examine it. No matter what version of Robin it is we're talking about(adult robin or kid robin) I can't help but feel something's off.

on a related note, I think Chris Nolan's doing the right thing keepin' Robin outta his Batman movies

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:07:58 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:04 PM, Gagsy wrote: Whenever someone tells me that Batman isn't gay I always like to refer to this and direct their attention to the site Super Dickery. Too much proof.

There's lots of other refferences like that.

Batman is not gay

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:09:22 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:07 PM, Makakaov wrote:
There's lots of other refferences like that.

I love the constant boner panels. The Joker is just brilliant in any form of Batman.

Also this.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:10:05 Reply

Insert r rated pic showing Barnaby was actually bi, proving both stories


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:10:31 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:04 PM, Gagsy wrote: Too much proof.

Well whadda you know, I was gonna post that pic, but then I went with what I posted. Close call.

And CrazyRock, for Christ's sake Give an NSFW warning before you post that shit!

My eyes, the superhero mask does nothing!
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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:14:59 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:10 PM, slipstrike wrote:
At 10/11/11 03:04 PM, Gagsy wrote: Too much proof.
Well whadda you know, I was gonna post that pic, but then I went with what I posted. Close call.

And CrazyRock, for Christ's sake Give an NSFW warning before you post that shit!
My eyes, the superhero mask does nothing!

im sorry,dont be mad at me :(


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:18:04 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:00 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 10/11/11 02:58 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I'm so sick of all this slander to batman's good name
Batman thanks you for defending his good name.

He thinks you're fab

No problem batman

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:24:20 Reply

I refuse to believe that Batman wasn't 'hitting that'.

Not that they ever spoke of it or declared their love. I'm sure it was more a case of Robin stumbling towards Batmans room at night when it was stormy outside and sneaking into Batmans bed because he's afraid of the lightning. Then as he lays next to a sleep Batman he brushes his hand against Batmans chest and Batman naturally grabs his wrist thinking it's an intruder. Robin gasped and Batman realises who it is but doesn't let go and Robins hand is still on Batmans chest and he uncurls his fingers against the hair there and Batman is suddenly leaning towards Robing and their lips meet and then things got a little heated with the kissing and touching then Batman is fucking Robin into the mattress. They sleep and when Batman wakes up Robin has left his room. Neither of them mention what happened and carried on as they normally do but Robin does come back to Batmans room that night, even though the storm had passed.

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:29:18 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:07 PM, Makakaov wrote: There's lots of other refferences like that.

You know, even looking past the excessive use of 'boner', that strip doesn't make a lot of sense. I mean, Joker get's pissed off that everyone is laughing at his fuck-ups, so he goes and pulls an even bigger screw-up? I'm not getting it.
:*completely ignoring Gagsy's wall of text*

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:29:19 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIGgGV7uw U4

Yes he is.


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:37:35 Reply

I'm still not convinced guys.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:39:26 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:29 PM, slipstrike wrote:
*completely ignoring Gagsy's wall of text*

You're kidding right?

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:41:37 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:37 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I'm still not convinced guys.

No straight superhero has a secret identity and also gives a girl name to his sidekick.

Ironman: Perfect example.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:44:28 Reply

DAMN YOU GAGSY!

I can never watch any batman movie again!


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:44:56 Reply

He might not be a gay but he has other vices....

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:45:51 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:44 PM, yonokowhat wrote: DAMN YOU GAGSY!

I can never watch any batman movie again!

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:48:21 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:41 PM, Hybridization wrote:
No straight superhero has a secret identity and also gives a girl name to his sidekick.

Robin can be a man's name. Case in point, my biological father.

Poor guy. I can only imagine what he might have went through for having a name like that...

Also, Gagsy, you didn't have to make your point with your first post, Writing that gay erotica short story was just overkill.

I didn't even have to read the first word of every line to know what it was, the pic was enough of a giveaway.
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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:49:45 Reply

gagsy why do you slander batman?

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 15:53:01 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:37 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I'm still not convinced guys.

Your memory was wiped and you were his boy wonder for a while.
He had consensual sex with you, during this period.

Amirite?

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 16:02:30 Reply

At 10/11/11 03:44 PM, yonokowhat wrote: DAMN YOU GAGSY!

I can never watch any batman movie again!

You'll missing out then.

At 10/11/11 03:48 PM, slipstrike wrote:
Also, Gagsy, you didn't have to make your point with your first post, Writing that gay erotica short story was just overkill.
I didn't even have to read the first word of every line to know what it was, the pic was enough of a giveaway.

Pfft. I got started typing and it flowed from me in like a minute. Trust me, that was NOT a gay erotica short story. I can show you a proper one if you like.

At 10/11/11 03:49 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: gagsy why do you slander batman?

Slander? Oh no. I love Batman, he's like the fricking best superhero of them all even without him fucking his sidekick.

Batman is not gay


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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 16:06:08 Reply

At 10/11/11 04:02 PM, Gagsy wrote:
Pfft. I got started typing and it flowed from me in like a minute. Trust me, that was NOT a gay erotica short story. I can show you a proper one if you like.

Uhh, no. Just no. Please god no.

Also, now that I think of it, I'm not so sure about Alfred either. I mean, he did put nipples on Batman's armor once... I think.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 16:14:52 Reply

At 10/11/11 04:06 PM, slipstrike wrote:
Uhh, no. Just no. Please god no.

Embrace it.

Also, now that I think of it, I'm not so sure about Alfred either. I mean, he did put nipples on Batman's armor once... I think.

I think Alfred is a straight shooter personally.

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Response to Batman is not gay 2011-10-11 16:29:30 Reply

Stop denying it guys.

Batman is not gay


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