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Rules are very simple.
1. Do not swear.
2. Type a message with action {e.g. - Jump, walk there,} whatev. you want.

{Rob Linkinson woke up.}

As Rob wakes up in a rather pissed off mood. Partly for being badly drawn in an opening post, and partly for just being part of a lame forum game.
All he can remember is that he was out drinking last night, and he hooked up with what he thought was a really hot babe, but in truth she wasn't all that good looking after all since the last few times Rob picked up a chick with his beer goggles on he woke up the next morning to a horrific site known as coyote ugly.
While trying to recall his actions from the night before he quickly remembers to check his kidneys, and yep sure enough, they are both gone, again...

Lets change the game so it works. Draw an image and write part of Robs life. The Drawing must follow on from the previous to make up a story.

Rob remembered that he could luckly search The Directories though, they always advertised Kidney there! Unfortunately Terry, his room mate had torn out the page earlier as a practical gag.

At 10/10/11 01:10 PM, Luwano wrote: Robs examines the items on the floor.

Upon examining the items he notices that one is a bag righteous weed.
He quickly rolls a blunt, slips on his bluntman cap and fires up his dooby snack

Cool images guy but please don't post any of them, Ok next image after the school..

Swear.
Swear as if your goddamned life depended on it.

At 10/11/11 12:52 AM, donatrax97 wrote: Cool images guy but please don't post any of them, Ok next image after the school..

Sorry, but their game is cooler.

At 10/11/11 12:45 AM, donatrax97 wrote: Cool images guy but please don't post any of them, Ok next image after the school..

So wait a sec. So all we do is say. Up or down, and you then draw the image. That's going to be rather ...slow.

{Robs examines the items on the floor.}
P.s - I know my friends that you good in drawing, but please don't post images on this game.
[Inventory avaible, new graphics.]

At 10/11/11 06:54 AM, test-object wrote: After half an hour of screwing around, Rob started pondering. In exactly how many ways did the teachings of Aristotle influence the idealist philosophy of Hegel?

Rob soon realised that pinpointing the exact number of ways meant facing a demarcation problem which he wouldnt be able to reconcile with Hegel, nevertheless one could safely say that aristotle's idea of freedom was an elementary part in Hegel's freedom and his bridging of Kant's Dualism.

I say'd guys.
NO IMAGE POSTING.

Please don't post any images, only actions.

My command is in the form of an image of an action i am suggesting.

That I forgot to post,

{Rob Jumped to the door.}

At 10/11/11 08:43 AM, test-object wrote: As he tried to come to a comprehensive conclusion, he realized that he was building on the non-existing base of Aristotle. On this pivotal moment, Rob destroyed all his previous ideals, following up the teachings of Nietzsche. He had to build up his own table of values and not cling to those that had no real certainty.

Rob didn't have to wander far down this road to come to a deeper understanding of Nietzsche, not the bastard child of an ideology nazi propagandists had turned it into. There is no one way, there is no freedom when you confine yourself to one set of rules, even your own. There are many perspectives. True freedom is transcending these perspectives; life can't be grasped by a single one.

Part 2.

[Some Graphics Changed] Hope you like it.

So wait a sec. So all we do is say. Up or down, and you then draw the image. That's going to be rather ...slow.

Yes, it is.

Guys Write what to do to Rob.
e.g. - open the doors; Smash the tape. Anything.

At 10/11/11 10:35 AM, donatrax97 wrote:

So wait a sec. So all we do is say. Up or down, and you then draw the image. That's going to be rather ...slow.

Yes, it is.

Thats sooo...Yag.

At 10/11/11 01:41 PM, PeterSatera wrote:

At 10/11/11 10:35 AM, donatrax97 wrote:

So wait a sec. So all we do is say. Up or down, and you then draw the image. That's going to be rather ...slow.

Yes, it is.

Thats sooo...Yag.

I know. just i want to create a good Interactive game.

Please don't post any images

Yeah... ain't going to happen...

Rob looks at the door, His mind armed with a new philosophy, and his philosophy demands retribution over the injuries the door has inflicted upon his Superior skin. He knows what must be done. And what must be done is the destruction of that door, any means necessary. That Door Must DIE!

At 10/11/11 01:59 PM, Kinsei01 wrote: He knows what must be done. And what must be done is the destruction of that door, any means necessary. That Door Must DIE!

But he swiftly gives up on that idea and does something completely different.

He makes a phone call to the Hilbert's Infinite Hotel to make a reservation. Hilbert's Infinite Hotel is special, since it has an infinite number of rooms.

Unfortunately the receptionist tells him that all of the rooms have been fully booked by an infinite number of guests. There's no room available in room 8, nor in room 2,650,508, or any other number Rob asks for.

Rob suggests that all the current guest are shifted by one room; the guest in room 1 moves to room 2, the guest in room 2 moves to room 3 and so on. The receptionist complies, which makes one extra room available, room 1, without kicking out any of the infinite guests staying in the infinite rooms of Hilbert's Infinite Hotel.

Guys, this is getting a bit cruel. :P

Rob briefly ponders the legality of the receptionist's actions, despite their inherent benefit to him personally. When the guests of that hotel booked a room they entered a contract, though it not be written, but did that contract guarantee a specific room, or any room that the receptionist sees fit to put them in?

At the least, the contract guarantees that the hotel would attempt to provide a reasonable hotel experience for their guests, and exercise reasonable care in doing so. Surely nowhere in their contract does it say that the guests can be moved to another room at the whim of the receptionist? Surely the receptionist does not have the legal right to force the mass emigration of a literally infinite number of people, every time a new guest arrives? Surely this is not 'reasonable'? The guests are not slaves for the receptionist to handle as he or she pleases.