Everything was darkness.
He couldn't tell if his eyes were open or closed, which only made the black world around him more menacing.
However, it was not long before a flash of light burst throughout he darkness. Now, all was white. A sensation of warmth penetrated his whole body. It felt... pleasant.
Then...blue. He saw a surface above him of the purest sapphire. It did not take long for him to realize it was a sky. He noticed the clouds above him were the purest white he's ever seen of one.
What was more interesting, however, were the clouds below him. And in front of him. All around him. The ground that usually was Earth was no longer. It was clouds.
And here he stood. Surrounded by clouds. Alone.
"Your fate..." Spoke a voice. It was deep and powerful, yet calming. The judge looked for a face but could not find one.
"It has ended...far too soon."
The Judge finally responded. "Are...are you God?"
"Yes, I am Tom Fulp. And yes, you are dead."
"So I thought..." said the Judge. "I remember the pain too well not to think so..."
"Listen to me," Fulp continued. "You are among a chosen few. Your skills as a Judge FAR exceed what you may comprehend, and it is time that you unlock this potential, for only you can stop this rising evil. Your killer must pay for his crimes...but he is very powerful. You cannot do it unarmed, and not alone. Not yet. Therefore, I give you these two gifts. Sir Killington!"
Suddenly, a man on a winged horse descended before the Judge. He was handsome, bearing a sea of luscious, waving hair, and a very large penis.
"My lord, you call for me?"
"Sir Killington," Fulp said. "You are my most loyal and powerful warriors of the New Grounds. The Dark One has returned. One of my gifts to this man is the return of his life to face him, along with your aid until the evil's defeat."
"I understand." Spoke the noble Sir. He turned to the judge and bowed before him. "My large penis and I shall serve you."
"My second gift..." said Fulp. "...is one that only you can bare."
From within the clouds rose a vast aura of elements. Fire. Earth. Air. Thunder. All combining into a massive Warhammer.
"This...is the Ban-Hammer. With this, you can exile the evil from this world."
The judge grasped the Ban-Hammer. Despite it's size and weight, it felt suited for him. As if he were able to hold it his whole life.
"And now," spoke Fulp. "Your time has come. I send you back to the New Grounds...Good Luck."
The Clouded world disappeared. It was dark again.