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Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:11:34 Reply

I could care less if the bible said anything about masturbation but my christian mother is going to be coming to my house in a few weeks along with a few relatives who are also christians.... so I has question.. does the bible say anything against masturbation? I dunno I looked in the bible and so far I didn't really see anything.. (guess christians back then didnt jerk off) but I dont really think that masturabations bad! (Its not like fucking a women outside marriage!)


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:14:35 Reply

As far as I'm aware, it's mainly Catholics that consider it a real sin.

But yeah, it's generally frowned upon in Christianity, and here's a more important question:

Whether it's a sin or not, why would your relatives visiting stop you masturbating? Did you have plans on telling them or them finding out or something and were in fear of the being ashamed?

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:14:45 Reply

Oh SHIT.. I meant to say women! I meant to say WOMAN goddamit!


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:14:51 Reply

Make bible jokes when your cousins or relatives or whatever come over.

Lulz will ensue.

Also, I believe it says

"Do not spill thy seed"

but fuck that shit.


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:15:05 Reply

Of course it's not actually bad, it's actually healthy, but of course back when the bible was written they didn't know how to logical thinking so i'd guess that it is in the bible somewhere that masturbation is a sin.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:23:18 Reply

At 10/9/11 04:18 PM, Addict wrote: all those wasted babies

praying right now for all u satan worshippers and masturbating demons

much love~

meh. The world is overpopulated already (reason why Id probobly masturbate than screw a some conservtive christian bitch)


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:27:15 Reply

Well if you're catholic it might be against, since it would act against the death sin "lust".


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:34:39 Reply

Why are you looking for a 2000 year old story for answers? Back then shit sucked, there was no medical science or an understanding of how anything worked beyond a knowledge of the stars and the earth. Christ compelled people to be less sucky via magic: turning water into whine, walking on water, feeding the poor by turning 1 fish into thousands and 1 loaf of bread into thousands. He would also cure the sick, heal the blind, bring the dead back to life, etc. He didn't tell you if you could masturbate or not.

No there is no references to Masturbation in the new testament. Fool. Masturbation = necessary to save your sorry prostate from explosion if you don't get regular wet dreams which just doesn't happen all the time.

(I am not a preacher don't take what I say to heart.)


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:35:03 Reply

well the reason guys I asked is because even when I was a kid. Mom spied over me like a hawk, and if my mother catches me jacking off, this time, mom will cut my dick off!


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 16:35:30 Reply

If the Bible says it's wrong,then I ain't wanna be right.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 17:48:00 Reply

So you're going to masturbate in front of them and see how they react?


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 17:54:38 Reply

At 10/9/11 04:23 PM, rendibsivad wrote: meh. The world is overpopulated already (reason why Id probobly masturbate than screw a some conservtive christian bitch)

no one's forcing you to. and i doubt she'd be interested, lol


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:12:07 Reply

I am no bible thumper but thanks to the house I grew up in I pretty much ate a bible story for every breakfast lunch and supper. This much I do know,

I don't think the bible actually prohibits or shuns self pleasure. It does quote "better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground" But a sin? No I doubt it. A preference? Yes. However this is just my opinion and like I said i'm no bible thumper. I could care less. So christian or not... Jerk away i say.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:14:05 Reply

At 10/9/11 06:12 PM, kidvampire105 wrote: It does quote "better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground"

Well thankfully the world isn't overpopulated now or anything.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:15:08 Reply

It's natural, fuck them.


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:19:52 Reply

At 10/9/11 05:48 PM, Atypop wrote: So you're going to masturbate in front of them and see how they react?

NO!!!

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:20:19 Reply

if your mom catches you beating off and tries to cut off your dick then you stuff your dick in her mouth and knot in her lungs holmes


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:34:15 Reply

At 10/9/11 06:20 PM, Boss wrote: if your mom catches you beating off and tries to cut off your dick then you stuff your dick in her mouth and knot in her lungs holmes

Dats a good idea Boss!

POSTED ON DA FORUMS AND POSTED AN IDEA like a boss!


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:37:32 Reply

At 10/9/11 06:34 PM, rendibsivad wrote:
At 10/9/11 06:20 PM, Boss wrote: if your mom catches you beating off and tries to cut off your dick then you stuff your dick in her mouth and knot in her lungs holmes
Dats a good idea Boss!

POSTED ON DA FORUMS AND POSTED AN IDEA like a boss!

are you being facetious boy


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 18:40:00 Reply

Jerk off with fake blood and have Satanism memorabilia in your room.

Troll your Christian family.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 20:08:50 Reply

Even if masturbation was a sin, it should not matter because it would be pretty much bullshit and another Christian no-no. Besides, if you really wanted to masturbate, do it in a place where your guests will not see you (kinda obvious). I really don't think it should be a problem that your mom would catch you masturbating considering that there are a thousands of times during a day where you can jerk off undetected. Unless if you were doing an entire marathon.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 20:11:34 Reply

It comes from the Old Testament, so it is both a Jewish and a Catholic (and I'm guessing most Protestant denominations too) sin.

That shouldn't really stop you though, right?


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 20:16:12 Reply

I created a thread on this subject and came to the conclusion that the Bible doesn't explicitly prohibit masturbation and may even implicitly tolerate it.


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 21:36:46 Reply

At 10/9/11 06:40 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Jerk off with fake blood and have Satanism memorabilia in your room.

Troll your Christian family.

make you scream as you do it to, or the effect is lost.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 21:38:22 Reply

Nothing wrong with masturbation. After all, there is a lot more where it came from.

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 21:41:07 Reply

Humanity at its current population could fit on Australia if need be. We could very well harness the power of Atlantis regarding the case of "resource depletion".

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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-09 23:24:45 Reply

I don't think it says in the Bible anything about masturbation. People typically bring up a person named Onan who was killed because he spilled his "seed" upon the ground. But, that was because his sole duty at the time was to impregnate Tamar, and he pulled out. Although, masturbation is very, very rarely done without lustful thoughts, and lust is a sin.


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-10 00:49:13 Reply

I remember reading in a self-help book that mast. is an unclean habit, and that anything that comes out of the body is considered unclean aswell


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-10 04:28:18 Reply

Not all Christians are against masturbation but most Catholics are and I probably wouldn't risk it

Just don't wank dude


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Response to Bible against masturabation? 2011-10-10 04:58:12 Reply

At 10/9/11 04:11 PM, rendibsivad wrote: I could care less if the bible said anything about masturbation but my christian mother is going to be coming to my house in a few weeks along with a few relatives who are also christians.... so I has question.. does the bible say anything against masturbation? I dunno I looked in the bible and so far I didn't really see anything.. (guess christians back then didnt jerk off) but I dont really think that masturabations bad! (Its not like fucking a women outside marriage!)

as a religious jew i can strongly confrim to you that the bible has NOTHING against masturbation. it was only metioned once, and very vaugly in the book of genises.
it was in a stroy that some woman married someone, but he died before they could have childeren. so she asked his brother Onan to sleep with her so she could haev childeren that would still belong to their bloodline (it was an aincient tradition). but he didn't want her to have childeren from him so he jerked off before they slept togather and thus he had no semen so no childeren. that apearently made god angry and he killed him off.

so according to the bible, masturbating while married - denying your wife childeren is a sin. not just wanking.
but afterwads all the sages decided that this is evidence that masturbation is evil and one of the worst sins on earth... despite being so vaugly mentioned.
i still don't masturbate though... what if they were right? =\

tl'dr: bible is not against masturbation, silly people are against it