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Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 00:32:02 Reply

What if an atheist dressed up like a Mormon or Jehovah's Witness and went door to door pretending to be religious but instead would say some really crazy shit (even crazier than the normal crazy shit that you would expect from a religious nut)?

What would you tell people about God that would leave them wondering 'WTF was that guy smoking?'


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 00:38:32 Reply

Preaching a belief in nothing?

smart.

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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 00:41:54 Reply

At 10/8/11 12:38 AM, jpbear wrote: Preaching a belief in nothing?

smart.

Not reading a topic?

smart.


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 00:47:48 Reply

At 10/8/11 12:41 AM, sandwich-eater wrote:
Not reading a topic?

smart.

Well... call me a retard, but I think it's kind of an oxymoron too.


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 00:56:44 Reply

Would it suprise you to know that there is a Atheist Chuch close to my house?

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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:01:24 Reply

Howsabout this? (Hope to hell this is legal.)

Atheists preaching door to door?


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:01:30 Reply

At 10/8/11 12:32 AM, Tyrannicality wrote: What if...

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas.


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:01:35 Reply

"Jesus is an infidel!", that would paralyze them for a few seconds.


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:26:09 Reply

If I were to dress up and go door to door preaching about atheism, I would be no better than my theist counter part.

I don't want to be bothered by a Jehovah's witness anymore than a Christian wants to be bothered by an atheist.

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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:35:23 Reply

Atheists preaching door to door.


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:35:32 Reply

everything you belive in is bull shit


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 01:36:23 Reply

I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?

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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 02:11:40 Reply

At 10/8/11 01:36 AM, Lintire wrote: I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?

Close enough


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 02:20:32 Reply

At 10/8/11 01:36 AM, Lintire wrote: I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?

no it doesnt everyone needs pussy! but what if you were to knock on a hot chick cops house wouldnt you get aressted.


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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 02:42:31 Reply

At 10/8/11 02:20 AM, shimmyya wrote:
At 10/8/11 01:36 AM, Lintire wrote: I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?
no it doesnt everyone needs pussy! but what if you were to knock on a hot chick cops house wouldnt you get aressted.

It's not illegal to try to convince someone to have sex with you unless you offer them money for it or harass them about it continuously after they say no.

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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 07:15:33 Reply

Well I guess I would tell them I am an atheist and tell them to fuck off , and the idea of Atheists preaching Door to door makes them no better than annoying christian extremists

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Response to Atheists preaching door to door? 2011-10-08 07:18:59 Reply

At 10/8/11 12:38 AM, jpbear wrote: Preaching a belief in nothing?

smart.

*facepalm*
Not even going to bother touching it. Better off leaving the ignorant alone


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