Atheists preaching door to door?
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What if an atheist dressed up like a Mormon or Jehovah's Witness and went door to door pretending to be religious but instead would say some really crazy shit (even crazier than the normal crazy shit that you would expect from a religious nut)?
What would you tell people about God that would leave them wondering 'WTF was that guy smoking?'
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Preaching a belief in nothing?
smart.
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At 10/8/11 12:38 AM, jpbear wrote: Preaching a belief in nothing?
smart.
Not reading a topic?
smart.
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At 10/8/11 12:41 AM, sandwich-eater wrote:
Not reading a topic?
smart.
Well... call me a retard, but I think it's kind of an oxymoron too.
imad?
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Would it suprise you to know that there is a Atheist Chuch close to my house?
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Howsabout this? (Hope to hell this is legal.)
imad?
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At 10/8/11 12:32 AM, Tyrannicality wrote: What if...
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas.
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"Jesus is an infidel!", that would paralyze them for a few seconds.
(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה
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If I were to dress up and go door to door preaching about atheism, I would be no better than my theist counter part.
I don't want to be bothered by a Jehovah's witness anymore than a Christian wants to be bothered by an atheist.
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everything you belive in is bull shit
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I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?
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At 10/8/11 01:36 AM, Lintire wrote: I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?
Close enough
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At 10/8/11 01:36 AM, Lintire wrote: I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?
no it doesnt everyone needs pussy! but what if you were to knock on a hot chick cops house wouldnt you get aressted.
queef!
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At 10/8/11 02:20 AM, shimmyya wrote:At 10/8/11 01:36 AM, Lintire wrote: I go door to door and regularly try and convince the occupants to have sex with me. Does that count?no it doesnt everyone needs pussy! but what if you were to knock on a hot chick cops house wouldnt you get aressted.
It's not illegal to try to convince someone to have sex with you unless you offer them money for it or harass them about it continuously after they say no.
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Well I guess I would tell them I am an atheist and tell them to fuck off , and the idea of Atheists preaching Door to door makes them no better than annoying christian extremists
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At 10/8/11 12:38 AM, jpbear wrote: Preaching a belief in nothing?
smart.
*facepalm*
Not even going to bother touching it. Better off leaving the ignorant alone
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!




