What If Big Bird Came To Your Home

[IAmCrystalHeights]

Let's say you're chilling in your bedroom and you hear a noise of somebody walking around and pacing a lot, and you peek outside your window and see it's the one and only Big Bird from Sesame Street!

You hear the doorbell ring and you ask who it is, and Big Bird responds with simply "It's me!" The 8-foot-2 bird then has the door opened towards him and he tries to barge in your home while smiling. What do you do? Do you welcome him in or kick him out?

[TNT]

Thanks Big Bird, but Billy's Birthday Party is in another house!

[LiquidFire]

I've never seen sesame street. So I would probably kick him out.

[MushookieMan]

Kick him out because I'm genre savvy. It would either be a fucked up furry rapist or a murderer.

[Suprememessage]

Well punk, I don't know where you got that costoume, but you're not welcome in my fucking house, then I would get my shotgun I have for self defense and blow his brain out, because if I saw that, I would've grabbed it before even answering the door.

[zrored]

I'd let this guy deal with him.

[Suprememessage]

Sorry forgot poorly down MS paint.

[Makakaov]

I think it's pretty obvious that I would offer vodka, and then when drunk perform anatomy analizys on him when he's passed out drunk.

[Ericho]

Ask him what kind of bird he is. I imagine he would probably say a "big bird" which is as good as anything else. Then I would ask him how he and the other SS characters manage to stay the same age throughout all those years. Then again, are they actually aging and we're just not seeing it? Have him speak to my brother. Perhaps a look back into his childhood will allow him to go out and learn new things about himself.

[DancingLink]

Big Bird: It's me!
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STALKER.

[WildWes]

Invite him in. Ask him to call up Elmo, Oscar and Count. Throw and house party and get them to invite the bitches. I hear Elmo and Katy Perry are close. Then get drunk as fuck.

I reckon Big Bird is an angry drunk.

[SpaceWhale]

i would be all like "oh shit it's big bird" and then give him a big hug

[Asperchu]

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[Light]

It's Big Bird, so of course I'd welcome him. He helped me learn my ABC's and 123's.

[mothballs]

Kick him in his bird balls

one of the funnier threads, I have to say.

[FairSquare]

Did you know that, here in Holland, Big bird is actually blue?
And he's called Pino.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

grab my gun.

[Suprememessage]

At 10/7/11 06:41 PM, FairSquare wrote: Did you know that, here in Holland, Big bird is actually blue?
And he's called Pino.

Did you know they forgot to change the colors of the feathers around the eyes to blue because they were messed up or because they had poor character design?

[Syztm]

At 10/7/11 06:41 PM, FairSquare wrote: Did you know that, here in Holland, Big bird is actually blue?
And he's called Pino.

Indeed. I always thought Bird/Pino was originally blue. Guess it's just my childhood memories :3

[FairSquare]

At 10/7/11 06:47 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 10/7/11 06:41 PM, FairSquare wrote: Did you know that, here in Holland, Big bird is actually blue?
And he's called Pino.

Did you know they forgot to change the colors of the feathers around the eyes to blue because they were messed up or because they had poor character design?

Did you know that Pino will kick Big bird's ass given the chance?

[Squidbit]

Is it the legitimate Big Bird with the same guy inside the costume as the guy on Sesame Street, or is it like a homeless guy that found a Big Bird costume in the sewers?
Either way I would probably talk to them for a while at the door and not actually let them in.

[Loiarlyritpyat]

I'd tell him I support prohibiting certain rugs because I am a carpet dealer!

[BrianEtrius]

Ask if he carries the bird flu.

After that, it's anybody's guess.

[undeadcl0wn-4]

At 10/7/11 04:00 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Sorry forgot poorly down MS paint.

what is this i dont even

[undeadcl0wn-4]

At 10/7/11 06:47 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 10/7/11 06:41 PM, FairSquare wrote: Did you know that, here in Holland, Big bird is actually blue?
And he's called Pino.

Did you know they forgot to change the colors of the feathers around the eyes to blue because they were messed up or because they had poor character design?

did you know your opinion is invalid because holland shits on your face?

[PsychoZoid]

I will bring him over for some video games and snacks!

[Lintire]

I would stand there awkwardly for a few seconds, then ask him something long the lines of:

"Hey, you want a beer?" and we'd just watch movies or some shit.

[Boss]

i slap that yellow bitch but then he smokes a blunt

[NerdLiife]

I fuck his girlfriend.

Problem, big douche?

[KillerSkull]

I'd invite him to stay for some chicken teriyaki.