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At 10/7/11 06:46 AM, Asandir wrote: although I would hate the monthly period that comes with it.

You can take a pill against the periods.

At 10/7/11 05:53 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 10/6/11 11:51 PM, akmeteor wrote: A vagina.

I went there.

Damn you, and here I was scrolling through the thread hoping no-one had said it.

Fuck you mister.

You know, i'm not sure what's worse. The fact that I was pretty sure noone else woudl have said it, the fact that two other people have/were going to say it, or the fact that I was being perfectly, 100% serious.

At 10/7/11 07:35 AM, onescarydude wrote: You know, i'm not sure what's worse. The fact that I was pretty sure noone else woudl have said it, the fact that two other people have/were going to say it, or the fact that I was being perfectly, 100% serious.

That's fine. I just assume you would appreciate the ability to still have sex - which is completely okay. :)

If my hand was a vagina I would have sex with myself

a hot dog :p

Ken doll crotch.

i'd be shocked to see i had a penis at all ;-;
but if i had a non phallic appear, i guess itd be a cute squiddy :3

At 10/7/11 09:56 AM, rachelraye wrote: i'd be shocked to see i had a penis at all ;-;
but if i had a non phallic appear, i guess itd be a cute squiddy :3

damn girl r u as horny as i am

would you like to mate w/me??????

I would wake up with messy scars, covered in blood, and a lipstick-kissed cheque for 5 grand.

At 10/6/11 11:52 PM, BlueMieux wrote: Holy fuck does anyone know what "phallic" means?

Something that actually IS or RESEMBLES an erect penis.

And aside from the people that chose guns, I think everything's been fairly in the ball park.

Also. I'd have a steering wheel. Everytime I go out, i'd complain that my girlfriend's driving me crazy.

A crystal dildo.

It's not phallic - It's crystalic!

At 10/7/11 05:53 AM, Falonefal wrote:

At 10/6/11 11:51 PM, akmeteor wrote:

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Just... all this. I like sex.

A nuclear warhead

At 10/7/11 11:08 AM, argile wrote: A nuclear warhead

That's phallic.

BAD. BAD USER.

At 10/7/11 12:06 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 10/7/11 11:08 AM, argile wrote: A nuclear warhead

That's phallic.

BAD. BAD USER.

Oh So... The object you're using must not be hard and erect and more so Soft,floppy and Flexible?

At 10/7/11 12:19 PM, argile wrote:

At 10/7/11 12:06 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 10/7/11 11:08 AM, argile wrote: A nuclear warhead

That's phallic.

BAD. BAD USER.

Oh So... The object you're using must not be hard and erect and more so Soft,floppy and Flexible?

Something that does not resemble a penis.

I.E. An apple pie. A truck. A pair of headphones.

An even BIGGER penis.

At 10/7/11 09:56 AM, rachelraye wrote: i'd be shocked to see i had a penis at all ;-;
but if i had a non phallic appear, i guess itd be a cute squiddy :3

You realise I'm a squid right?

Hell Yeah!

A real gun so I can tear it off and shoot myself in the brain.

At 10/7/11 03:28 PM, Luke wrote: A real gun so I can tear it off and shoot myself in the brain.

But you didn't say a loaded gun so you wouldn't be able to do that.

A whistle.

So when a girl....never mind.

At 10/7/11 03:30 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 10/7/11 03:28 PM, Luke wrote: A real gun so I can tear it off and shoot myself in the brain.

But you didn't say a loaded gun so you wouldn't be able to do that.

Eh this day and age getting a gun and a bullet is pretty easy if you find the right person.

A mortar shell.

a replacement penis... a 12" one

A pistol that shoots one of those things IS a phallic object. It reminds me of that YouTube Poop where Sonic gets his dick ripped off and he wakes up and says, "My dick! Somebody ripped off my slick dick! Somebody stopped me from f**king!". I would probably have the same reaction, but in terms of what I would want in place of it, how about a vagina? Too crude, eh? Well, it would probably be the next most useful thing.

A slightly larger penis.