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My girlfriend is a nice, squishy, clingy woman. I spent all summer with her and we fucked uncontrollably, like rabbits. Now, in school. I notice that I am drifting away from my friends. They matter more than anything to me and I feel trapped.
My girlfriend is rude as fuck to everyone except me. She ditches her friends to see me. She said that we should get married.
You must understand that I am not a loving individual. I am cynical, depressed and self-destructive in nature. A woman on my shoulder doesn't feel right to me.
Here's the kicker though: Her life sucks complete dick. Her parents are divorced, her mom spends her child support money on cocaine and beer, her friends are weird, bi-polar, scene/emo fucks, her step dad is a lazy, unemployed stoner, and she goes clothes shopping, like, twice a year and I tried breaking up with her once before, but she's soooo cute when she cries and I ended up staying with her :(
TL;DR: wanna fuck other bitches, chill with bros, but poor girlfriend makes me feel guilty.
One: You TL;DR made me LOL.
Secondly: There's no reason you can't have your friends and her.
Thirdly: Either stay committed with gaurenteed sex, or crush her and maybe have a chance at fucking nother' bitches bro unowatimsaying??
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
A good relationship is an equal partnership.
incorporate your girlfriend into bro time.
Maybe you can hang with her friends, too.
Put the foot down. Tell her you need the bro time.
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So you spent 1 summer together. Can you imagine spending 80 more?
The answer should come naturally.
Don't end the relationship, change it. You can still have a happy relationship and happy friendships. Just work things out.
1. Fake your Death
2. Leave to Cuba-it's nice this time of year.
In all seriousness though, I haven't a clue to solve your dilemma
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Kill the bitch, and keep her dead carcass in your closet when ever you want her.
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.
At 10/4/11 09:21 PM, Space-Whale wrote:At 10/4/11 09:19 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Put the foot down. Tell her you need the bro time.Bad, BAD idea.
False. Why on earth would you want to be with a girl who doesn't appreciate your own friends? It might seem negligible as a teenager, but that problem becomes pretty serious as you get older.
You should spend equal time with ur frds and her. If she bitches and breaks up with you because of it, then there you go. Your free and you didn't do anything wrong.
At 10/4/11 09:21 PM, Space-Whale wrote:At 10/4/11 09:18 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Maybe you can hang with her friends, too.Good idea.
At 10/4/11 09:19 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Put the foot down. Tell her you need the bro time.Bad, BAD idea.
Good idea, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout space-whale?