That bitch cheated on me!

[DjKlzonez]

So, today, I was hanging out with some of my friends at the mall, and I saw my girlfriend kissing another guy. You want to know what I did?

I cheated on her in return. I walked over there with one of my friends, and made out with her. Right in front of that bitch.

That'll show her!

this is not a parody thread

[Sevkat]

I'm sure you deserved it.

[NinoGrounds]

nice. i couldn't restrain from killing her.

[RandomRoarness]

all well that ends well right?

[II2none]

relevant minus not being married.

[Sevkat]

At 10/2/11 09:47 PM, DjKlzonez wrote: I cheated on her in return

Oh, and dudes don't count.

[FirstBaby]

Why didn't you run over to her and yell "Did I hear a orgy?"

[tox]

filler

[AnalPenguinFarming]

Sounds like you did the right thing. You're the definition of badass.

[Skaren]

Is this what people want to talk about? Nobody gives a fuck, kid. Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.

[Mfan]

so your mom kissed your brother, big deal, i'm sure she still wants her little man by her side in bed

and kissing your sister wouldn't piss your mom off either

[StCyril]

At 10/2/11 09:52 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 09:47 PM, DjKlzonez wrote: I cheated on her in return

Oh, and dudes don't count.

riiight... think you're hot shit huh?

[BenKNG]

:So, today, I was hanging out with some of my friends at the mall,

Really? interesting!

:and I saw my girlfriend kissing another guy. You want to know what I did?

What did you do!

:I cheated on her in return.

NO FUCKING WAY.

:I walked over there with one of my friends, and made out with her. Right in front of that bitch.

What?! RIGHT infront of her?!

:That'll show her!

DAMN straight! Who wears the pants? YOU do!

:: this is not a parody thread

Thank GOD!

:This is a parody post

[Ysundre]

You probably did something to provoke that to happen. I can't say I quite understand why you kissed your friend just to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. Quite immature, hm?

[StCyril]

At 10/2/11 10:51 PM, BenKNG wrote:

So, today, I was hanging out with some of my friends at the mall,

Really? interesting!

Dick much?

and I saw my girlfriend kissing another guy. You want to know what I did?

What did you do!

Cry like a little bitch and run away?

I cheated on her in return.

NO FUCKING WAY.

Speaking of things that never happened... Otto lost his virginity!

I walked over there with one of my friends, and made out with her. Right in front of that bitch.

What?! RIGHT infront of her?!

See above...

That'll show her!

DAMN straight! Who wears the pants? YOU do!

I hate pants.

this is not a parody thread

Thank GOD!

Amen

This is a parody post

[BenKNG]

embarassing