Virus help!!

[Alexander]

Hello all!

I have a huge problem.

Today I wake up and turn on my main computer. Loh and behold, Blue screen of death. Feck.

I've spent hours apon hours trying to fix this problem to no avail.

So I come to you. I need your help. Here are my concerns.

1. For some reason, "F8" will not allow me to get into safe mode. It will only let me select my boot device.

2. System restore isn't working at all.

3. I've spent all day rolling around in command prompt and trying to open msconfig.exe, unfortunately it's persistent in saying I don't have admin privilages, and on top of that, when I use "runas", it gives me error 1060, saying that "The specified service does not exist as an installed service", although I can clearly see the file. Feck.

4. "Explorerframe.dll" is missing. What the fuckkkk?

5. The specific error is "0x0000007B (0xFFFFF880009A9928, 0xFFFFFFFFC0000034, 0X0000000000000000, 0X0000000000000000" Feck.

6. My computer on startup is "No any drivers exist".

My computer is a "Velocity Micro".

If there are any other questions, please ask and I'll do my best to answer.

Help me Newgrounds, you're my only hope.

Much love,

~Alex

[Sevkat]

Delete sy-
You know what.
1) Obtain authentic Windows Disc
2) Restart PC
3) Press any key to boot from disc...
4) Follow instructions
5) Download more porn
6) Get new virus

[unconsidered]

Is their any way you can grab HiJack This and install it on you computer?

[Senmetsu]

At 10/2/11 07:54 PM, Sevkat wrote: You know what.

You make my heart sing with admiration sometimes, Sev <3

[KillerSkull]

At 10/2/11 07:54 PM, Sevkat wrote: Delete sy-
You know what.
1) Obtain authentic Windows Disc
2) Restart PC
3) Press any key to boot from disc...
4) Follow instructions
5) Download more porn
6) Get new virus

Pretty much this without the last two answers OP. It sounds like your PC is already toasted. Sorry.

[Sevkat]

At 10/2/11 08:05 PM, Senmetsu wrote:

At 10/2/11 07:54 PM, Sevkat wrote: You know what.

You make my heart sing with admiration sometimes, Sev <3

<3 you too bro

OP's motherboard blew up.

[Alexander]

At 10/2/11 08:06 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 10/2/11 07:54 PM, Sevkat wrote: Delete sy-
You know what.
1) Obtain authentic Windows Disc
2) Restart PC
3) Press any key to boot from disc...
4) Follow instructions
5) Download more porn
6) Get new virus

Pretty much this without the last two answers OP. It sounds like your PC is already toasted. Sorry.

Damn, alright. I was hoping that wasn't going to be the case.

Alright, thanks Sev!

[Sevkat]

At 10/2/11 08:07 PM, Alexander wrote: Alright, thanks Sev!

Scratch that, OP's motherboard is okay.
But seriously, if you don't have a Windows Boot CD/DVD you're practically stuck, and it's not cheap.

What operating system are you running? XP, or Vista+?

[Alexander]

At 10/2/11 08:08 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:07 PM, Alexander wrote: Alright, thanks Sev!

Scratch that, OP's motherboard is okay.
But seriously, if you don't have a Windows Boot CD/DVD you're practically stuck, and it's not cheap.

What operating system are you running? XP, or Vista+?

I have a CD luckily. And I'm running Windows 7.

[Sevkat]

At 10/2/11 08:25 PM, Alexander wrote: I have a CD luckily. And I'm running Windows 7.

Reformat.
Use a decent AntiVirus this time.

Avast! is good.

[Alexander]

At 10/2/11 08:27 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:25 PM, Alexander wrote: I have a CD luckily. And I'm running Windows 7.

Reformat.
Use a decent AntiVirus this time.

Avast! is good.

Thanks a mill, man.

Quick question, should I format my HD?

[Sevkat]

At 10/2/11 08:30 PM, Alexander wrote: Quick question, should I format my HD?

Reformat.
When Windows asks you where to install, select C:/ (or whatever) and click "Format".
Hope you don't have anything of importance, or value on your HDD.

Happy trails.

[Alexander]

At 10/2/11 08:32 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:30 PM, Alexander wrote: Quick question, should I format my HD?

Reformat.
When Windows asks you where to install, select C:/ (or whatever) and click "Format".
Hope you don't have anything of importance, or value on your HDD.

Happy trails.

Well, that's my concern.

I'm afraid the company put software on there.

[Rivergrey]

At 10/2/11 08:32 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:30 PM, Alexander wrote: Quick question, should I format my HD?

Reformat.

Please Sevkat, for the love of all that is good: STOP using that freaking blush icon. I will never respect you as a user - funny, helpful, or otherwise - until you drop that shitty idea for an in-joke and post actually diverse emotions, display a certain degree of flexibility beyond bipolarly helpful and trollgasmic, and act like a normal fucking human being. Thank you.

[Sevkat]

At 10/2/11 08:35 PM, Rivergrey wrote: Please Sevkat, for the love of all that is good: STOP using that freaking blush icon.

You must be some kind of dumbass.

[tox]

buy a apple

[DonCarrera]

At 10/2/11 08:36 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:35 PM, Rivergrey wrote: Please Sevkat, for the love of all that is good: STOP using that freaking blush icon.

You must be some kind of dumbass.

River is totally right, bitch. Learn to not rely on that gag to be taken seriously and maybe you will be considered a good poster to those with a fully-functioning mind.

This thread is now about Sevkat's bullshit.

[Alexander]

I think it's cute.

[sweet21]

Im more surprised that sevkat is actually being helpful.

[Suprememessage]

At 10/2/11 08:38 PM, DonCarrera wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:36 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:35 PM, Rivergrey wrote: Please Sevkat, for the love of all that is good: STOP using that freaking blush icon.

You must be some kind of dumbass.

River is totally right, bitch. Learn to not rely on that gag to be taken seriously and maybe you will be considered a good poster to those with a fully-functioning mind.

This thread is now about Sevkat's bullshit.

Especially since sev has messed up before and posted with no emoticon. But that wasn't really nice, be nice toSevkat, okay?

[Bryan]

At 10/2/11 08:39 PM, sweet21 wrote: Im more surprised that sevkat is actually being helpful.

NO, YOU RUINED IT. NOW HE'S GOING TO RESUME TO BEING AN ASSHOLE.

[FirstBaby]

At 10/2/11 08:44 PM, Bryan wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:39 PM, sweet21 wrote: Im more surprised that sevkat is actually being helpful.

NO, YOU RUINED IT. NOW HE'S GOING TO RESUME TO BEING AN ASSHOLE.

I like him that way though.

[Bryan]

At 10/2/11 08:44 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:44 PM, Bryan wrote:

At 10/2/11 08:39 PM, sweet21 wrote: Im more surprised that sevkat is actually being helpful.

NO, YOU RUINED IT. NOW HE'S GOING TO RESUME TO BEING AN ASSHOLE.

I like him that way though.

He hasn't really acted like an asshole to me that much tonight. I hope for it to stay that way, I probably jinxed it for myself didn't I?

[FirstBaby]

Want me to be your asshole?
Also, op your computer fixed good sire?

[sweet21]

At 10/2/11 08:35 PM, Alexander wrote: I'm afraid the company put software on there.

A reformat wipes EVERYTHING clean off. Nothing at all is ever left behind ever in a reformat. Anything installed is gone, all your web history, hell, you'll even end up with the default anti-virus and stuck using windows 6. First thing you should do, install avast, THEN your favorite browser.

[data662]

Your pc is screwed throw it out the window =D I did that 2 my 8yr old piece of shit and I haz W00TKIPZ PC now =D ^_^ :P

[Boomstick]

At 10/2/11 07:54 PM, Sevkat wrote: 1) Obtain authentic Windows Disc
2) Restart PC
3) Press any key to boot from disc...
4) Follow instructions
5) Download more porn
6) Get new virus

I've done this process, 3 times already

[Finalfina]

At 10/2/11 08:39 PM, sweet21 wrote: Im more surprised that sevkat is actually being helpful.

I agree entirely.

Also... To anyone who is kinda new-ish to Sev's antics (such as the icon), you will get used to it. If you don't... Well then apparently your life is perfect because there are bigger things to worry about than a silly little emoticon.

[TeslaShockwave]

Press F8 just before your PC starts loading Windows and you should get some boot options. Choose safe mode, then open System Restore, and choose a restore point from before you noticed the issue.

[yurgenburgen]

If you've got a recovery or boot disk, use that. But you can still save your important files and documents and shit before doing so. You won't be able to save installed programs but if you want to keep all your documents (photos, videos, music, etc), do the following:

Download and burn a Slax disc.
Use it to boot into Linux, plug a USB stick in, and access your hard drives and drag your files over and save them onto the memory stick.