One day you're at the park

[Idiot-Finder]

You were just passing by when you saw a kid feeding pigeons. But then suddenly the pigeons swarms on to the kid and starts eating him.

Would you try to save the kid or decide that it's hopeless and stand back and watch?

[MushookieMan]

Well, I would be looking at something that's not possible. Like a flying pig..

So I would slap myself and wake up.

But if instead of actually "eating" him, they were pecking at him, then I would hopefully help him out if at all possible. Why not.

[Ergox]

What if the kid knows karate?

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 10/2/11 11:12 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You were just passing by when you saw a kid feeding pigeons. But then suddenly the pigeons swarms on to the kid and starts eating him.

Would you try to save the kid or decide that it's hopeless and stand back and watch?

I would stand back, watch, and record it so I could put it on YouTube later

[II2none]

LOL, until I see blood, then go "oh shit" and scare them away.

[Rivergrey]

At 10/2/11 11:19 AM, BlueMieux wrote: I don't see why someone wouldn't help. :c

This is Newgrounds. Does the answer your question? :/

Anyways, of course i would help. Or at least try as best as I could - i mean, screw self preservation in these sort of situations, i'd rather not live terribad trauma and guilt the rest of my life. :(

[saltovergray]

I would help him.

And I consider this to be an act of war by the pigeons. Thus, I would arrange an army of exterminators and destroy those little beasts.

[saqwert]

I would scare the pigeons away and then eat the kid.

[Suprememessage]

I would shoot the pidgeons with a bb gun. And then run at them and attack the little fuckers, until the kid was safe.

[Gimmick]

I'd stand back and watch. Pigeons can't eat you anyways; so the guy could fend for himself. I'd also record a video while watching.

[Zeppelyn]

There's no pigeons where I live. Well, maybe a couple. Just crows.

[Yert]

I'd run towards the birds and shake my arms back and forth, in an attempt to make them fly off. If that doesn't work then fuck I guess I'd call police or something

[NekoMika]

Probably hit as many birds as I can with a chain whip then move away in case the birds start to decide my flesh looks good....

zombies... starting as birds

[RyanBustersword123]

Just drag the kid into a safe place like a building, of course i wouldn't be attacked because i would be using the kid as a shield... what it's better than leaving him alone.

[StarvingGamer]

I'd join them in their feast...

[Yoshi-Dus-Not]

At 10/2/11 12:21 PM, TwittSoup wrote: Fuck no, ever see that movie where the Birds went apeshit and started killin errbody ?

Birds right? And i wouldn't help, most parks have a don't feed sign so its the kids fault.

I might just throw more bread on the kid

[Asandir]

Well, I have no chance to defeat those pigeons, sadly. The kid will have to be eaten. But I wouldn't stand back and watch, I would of course run away to save atleast my own life and to alarm others that human eating pigeons are going wild in the park.

[Yoshi-Dus-Not]

At 10/2/11 12:25 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 10/2/11 12:24 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:

At 10/2/11 12:21 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

Yeah I'd cover him in melted butter and olive oil and start licking him off.

I'd never go that far while birds are around.

[The-Great-One]

The hobos will help the child and make him one of their own.

[EdgyWillzKillz]

Shoot him with a rocket launcher. 2 birds with one stone.

Wait a minute...

[The-Great-One]

At 10/2/11 01:22 PM, daethdrain wrote: What were we all doing at the park at the same time anyway?

I think it's one of those things to you see your friend in the park and you tell them to "Come over here! You gotta see this!" Then they text someone, that person texts someone, IM, E-Mail, Book Facing, Twitter and then someone makes a thread on Newgrounds and we come full circle.

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE! IT'S THE WHEEEEL OF FORTUNE!

[Bryan]

Stop smoking that weed.

[BanglaBoy96]

Depends... If I was hungry I'd join in the fun and get my belleh full :3

[zag]

I'd take a brief look and then continue with what I was doing.

and from that moment, I would poison pigeons in the park... cookies to anyone who gets the reference.

[Rivergrey]

At 10/2/11 01:43 PM, zag wrote: I would poison pigeons in the park... cookies to anyone who gets the reference.

I'll take that cookie now... but please don't inject it with cyanide!!! XP

[Mismo]

I'd film it to prove it first then I might help him.

Might

[Killer-DuK]

they're eating him, then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[zag]

At 10/2/11 02:22 PM, Rivergrey wrote:

At 10/2/11 01:43 PM, zag wrote: I would poison pigeons in the park... cookies to anyone who gets the reference.

I'll take that cookie now... but please don't inject it with cyanide!!! XP

you may very well have gotten the poison right by chance :P
I'll need the name of the musician to release the cookies ;)

[rocky99213]

I would walk away quietly to not draw the bird's attention to me. I don't want to get eaten, I would still get help though.

[Rivergrey]

At 10/2/11 02:45 PM, zag wrote: you may very well have gotten the poison right by chance :P
I'll need the name of the musician to release the cookies ;)

Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park.

I'll take the oatmeal kind, if you don't mind. :33