At 10/2/11 12:46 AM, Muffin wrote:
Do you like bears? Do they scare you?
I have a natural aversion to any animal that's bigger than me. Naturally, bears scare the shit out of me.
Would you hug one if you ever encountered it in the wild?
Fuck. No. I'd sooner tear my own arms off. Ironic, because a bear would tear my arms off for me if I tried to hug one.
Have you held a bear? Have you smelled a bear? Have you eaten a bear? Have you beaten a bear (either with your bare hands or in a game like checkers or something)
...Are you high? I think you're high.
If you had a pet bear, what would you name it?
I would name it 'stay the fuck away from me you giant furry death machine'. Has a nice ring to it dunnit?
I wonder if you can get bear food online easily..
Bears are omnivores, so it's not that hard.
What is your favorite kind of bear? I like the Sun Bear. Seems obvious why. But Panda Bear sounds the best.
I like black bears. They're less inclined to brutally murder you should you cross paths with one.
Please submit your answers and discussion in a five part essay format, discussing each of the mentioned questions.
Haha, fuck that. What are you, an English teacher?