Little Fucking Kids

[irishiweredrunk]

Why the fuck is it that little kids think they can hit you all the time?
I grab my cousin 'cause he's hitting me, and it's started to really fucking hurt. Not squeezing him, just enough so he cant hit me anymore.
He starts crying, then my sister and cousins start yelling at me to let him go, me being the dombass that i am, followed their bitching orders.
He then walks into his room and grabs his little skateboard and throws it at my head.
CON-FUCKING-CUSSION
HOSPITAL
PARENTS YELLING AT ME FOR "BULLYING" A FIVE YEAR OLD

[smeagol1]

Wedge nuff said.

Also stop fucking your cousin fucking pedophile!!

[AutumnalEquinox]

Its your own fault for nor dodging the skateboard, end of story/thread.

[irishiweredrunk]

At 9/30/11 01:17 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

Also stop fucking your cousin fucking pedophile!!

Where could i have possibly implied that?
...Is this your idea of humor?
Are you twelve?

[Squidbit]

At 9/30/11 01:19 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Are you twelve?

Would you be scared of him if he was?

[zag]

I accidentally misread this as "fucking little kids" XD
anyway, children are brats. there's a reason that I dislike them.
luckily, I don't have to spend very much time with them these days.
I don't see much of anyone these days though.

[AutumnalEquinox]

At 9/30/11 01:19 AM, Squidbit wrote:

At 9/30/11 01:19 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Are you twelve?

Would you be scared of him if he was?

Yep, he would be (end up throwing a skateboard at him) XD

[Xenomit]

At 9/30/11 01:21 AM, zag wrote: I accidentally misread this as "fucking little kids" XD

Only you, zag :3

even though I got the same idea

anyway, children are brats. there's a reason that I dislike them.
luckily, I don't have to spend very much time with them these days.
I don't see much of anyone these days though.

I literally avoid kids at all costs. Accept the ones im related to. But with me and my mlp stuff laying around the house, some people might mistake me for.... well, im sure you can gues.

[zag]

At 9/30/11 01:24 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/30/11 01:21 AM, zag wrote: I accidentally misread this as "fucking little kids" XD

Only you, zag :3

even though I got the same idea

of course XD
I'm a twisted pedophile >:D

anyway, children are brats. there's a reason that I dislike them.
luckily, I don't have to spend very much time with them these days.
I don't see much of anyone these days though.

I literally avoid kids at all costs. Accept the ones im related to. But with me and my mlp stuff laying around the house, some people might mistake me for.... well, im sure you can gues.

eh... I'm essentially a child myself.
actually, I absolutely adore some children. most of them bother the hell out of me though.

and no! I don't usually adore children like THAT! even if I did (when I do), I withhold the urge XD

[Xenomit]

At 9/30/11 01:28 AM, zag wrote: of course XD
I'm a twisted pedophile >:D

YES!

eh... I'm essentially a child myself.
actually, I absolutely adore some children. most of them bother the hell out of me though.

They can be really sweet :3

and no! I don't usually adore children like THAT! even if I did (when I do), I withhold the urge XD

Zag, you know me, it wouldnt bother me if watching grass grow turned you on

[explodingbunnies]

Use the ultimate Child-Stopping item. A pillow. Strong enough to knock 'em down and shut 'em up, light and soft enough to not leave a mark.

But in all honesty, you should just lock him/her out of your/his/her room.

[Afro-mann]

At 9/30/11 01:21 AM, zag wrote: anyway, children are brats. there's a reason that I dislike them.

Children can often be very fun and interesting, but I understand your frustration. It seems that the number of competent parents has been on the decline for quite some time; hence, the growing number of brats.

It really is a shame. Even more so when you realize that they will be parents one day.

[zag]

At 9/30/11 01:41 AM, Afro-mann wrote:

At 9/30/11 01:21 AM, zag wrote: anyway, children are brats. there's a reason that I dislike them.

Children can often be very fun and interesting, but I understand your frustration. It seems that the number of competent parents has been on the decline for quite some time; hence, the growing number of brats.

It really is a shame. Even more so when you realize that they will be parents one day.

I don't even want to think of the next generation u.u
luckily, I probably won't be around by then! :D
and there are still some children that I like. the majority are awful though.

[Rahmemhotep]

Break his nose=simple solution.

[DeadEyeRanger]

Set him up on Newgrounds. That's the worst punishment you can ever give.

[dariod]

wow that kid's hitting you with a skateboard and throws it. and it hit your head must hurt man i feel sorry for you

[Ryanson]

Beat the little kids ass. Just don't leave a bruise!

[xemnas1997]

Once I hit my 5 year old brother in the head with a hammer, choked my sister half to death, and my mom was too scared to do anything about it. Of course usually I'm not that bad, I was just really pissed off that day.

[someone-else]

Trip wire in the doorway to your room. Tease him a bit and run back, quickly jump over the wire and watch him fall. Before anyone comes, take down the wire. Everyone will think he just tripped on his own because he's only 5.

[Teddyriffic]

Obviously those little bastards don't know discipline because most likely the parents won't do shit , so take matters in your own hands and beat the little bastard with a belt

[SblurX]

At 9/30/11 03:33 AM, Teddyriffic wrote: Obviously those little bastards don't know discipline because most likely the parents won't do shit , so take matters in your own hands and beat the little bastard with a belt

That's something my dad would do to me when I wasn't doing something right or misbehaving. I don't really know but is discipline before considered child-abuse now?

[NerdLiife]

Punch him in that idiot head of his.

[MatthewF]

Sounds like they are not being raised correctly. Unfortunately too common these days

[Drake]

Defend yourself and argue that it was justified. You shouldn't get beaten by idiots who can't raise their little shit just because you did one physical action.

[Bryan]

Did you honestly get a concussion?

Shit dude. Beat his ass in private, fuck your cousins.

[The-Last-Guardian]

Grow some tolerance and self-control.

[fuzzum111]

press on his soft spot if you really want some good revenge, at 5 they still have that I think...

[Razz]

You remind me of Of Mice and Men. Because you kill shit when in your mind you're just petting it.

[kakalxlax]

ohhh ye been there, what you have to do is psychological torture with them, or make them hit each other, but they are A) violent or B) just want atention (options not mutually exclusive), so u can also ignore them

[BrockManson]

What kind of parent raises their child to think its ok to throw a skateboard at someone's head?

I'd have a serious word. Tell them if the little shit acts up again he's being laid out, regardless of age.