the lie is a cake
oh wait, cakes that are lies are gay.
you.
"I'm the king of the world!" - Adolf Hitler
"I'm going to make him an offer he may find hard to refuse"
"There can only be one."- Highlander
"The support's over there, son." GOW 2.
Todd Trollington, much?
"Before you die, I'll let you know that your loot will go to waste."
Signature by coecoe123. Xbox Live: Absolute Darknes. Want to boost for GTA IV & Red Dead Redemption.
"Let them eat cake" - Marie Antoinette
Yep, she never said that.
"Beam me up Scotty" - Star Trek character
Yep, that was never said either (well, except in the animated series).
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
"A beast who makes a man out of himself gets the pain of being a man."-That guy whose quote was used in the Avenged Sevenfold song: Bat Country.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
I did not not have sexual relations with that woman. ~ Bill Clinton
(Double negative - In other words he only stopped banging her long enough to make the above statement)
"Leave this place. 911 has been called." - Wade Fulp
I tried....
At 9/30/11 08:24 PM, Tyrannicality wrote:
(Double negative - In other words he only stopped banging her long enough to make the above statement)
Was that joke was so incredibly complicated that you had to explain it to me?
"I Came, I saw, then I Came again"
-Julius Caesar.
At 9/30/11 05:52 PM, McGangbang wrote: "Proceed to the helicopter"
-Sylvester Stallone
"I don't see what I did there just now."
-Not Slipstrike
"The fuck is this shit" - Australopithecus #5
"Quit getting fucking kidnapped" - Link, Mario
Keepin' Calm and Chiving On
*clickable siggy*
"The British are coming!" - Paul Revere
"When I heard the word 'culture', I reach for my gun" - Herman Goering
"Et tu, Brute?" - Julius Ceaser
Well, the last one hasn't been proven false, but still never proven right.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
"Only bad thing about internet quotes is that you never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln.
At 9/29/11 11:52 AM, Drake wrote: "Sun Tzu invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!" - George W. Bush
At 9/29/11 11:31 AM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Common guysOh come on. People need to stop mistaking "common" for "come on". Pls? kthx.
/mini-rant
And when ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Ahahahaha! - Sarah Jessica Parker
just roll with it nerd
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