So here's a quick rundown of some of the things we were discussing that were not only amusing us greatly but also grossing us out immensely:
...and almost entirely involving our speculation of Merc n' Mary's sex life.
2 Packages of Double Stuff Oreos
1 Gallon of 2% Milk
and one obedient sexy man guy.
First, take sexy man guy (Dickbuns) and strip him down. Place on bed with rump high in the air. Next, place funnel in super buff guys tight little brown starfish. Once the funnel is securely driven deep within his anus, empty the containers of Oreos onto a plate and crumble them with your hands. Once all Oreos are crushed into smaller more manageable pieces slowly pour milk and Oreos into the anal dwelling funnel until all contents have entered his pooper. This may take awhile, but it's okay to leave your concoction on its own so long as the cool bro dude with cookies and milk up his ass keeps his asshole open.
Wait about fifteen minutes and the pooper should be filled. Once filled remove funnel (it may be a little messy, keep towels handy) and enjoy your delicious new treat, Gorles style!
Also something about sticking a slim jim up merc's ass but tying a string to one end of it...so Mary could like, pull on it at will and cause Merc extreme pleasure/pain.