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"The Story of Wadolf"
"Once upon a time, in the land of Earth...A man was born. Ohio was his dominion and Zachary Jones was his title. As he entered the Earth, he was unaware that in just one score years, he would face the hand of death. His death would not be an easy one, mostly one filled with knives and dickings, many, many dickings. But, for now, that was not his problem. For the time, Zachary's problem was becoming part of a world in which he would not hold a permanent part of.
On the giving end of Zachary's death would be another man named Travis, Travis Rogers. When he was born, he was also unaware of the actions that he would take just 20 years from then. But, his actions will have been bloody and hot.
But, there was still a chance.
As Emperor Wadolf took his position on the throne from his mysteriously slain brother, the world would slowly drift into madness.
Wadolf would take pleasure in beheading the likes of ponies sympathizers, for instance, a man named Ryan.
Ryan's death was not an easy one.
Wadolf was not alone in his power; at his side was a powerhouse by the name of Jose. Jose would take pleasure in building machines, only to severe his on limbs to attach them. He would use these mechanized limbs in punching old ladies who likes cookies.
Five years from now, Jose would be nothing more than a bloodthirsty machine.
The world was being crippled under the rule of Wadolf and his mech-lackey, but there would rise a hero.
As aforementioned, Zachary would be born onto the world. It was his sole duty to take down the evils of Wadolf.
But, herp derp, he failed and got raped.
All while this was happening, a drunken Armenian was drawing pictures of what seemed to be pedophiles. He would face the gallows at the hand of Wadolf.
Then, some things happen, Wadolf blah blah blah.
While these evils were taking place, a woman named Lin would stand aside contently. She liked watching the world burn. Later that day she would buy an explosive dildo and throw it at Jose.
So, as Wadolf comes of age, he realizes that his knives and flashlights are beginning to flood the Earth.
So, he turned the dildo exploded Jose into a rocket and shot everything that wasn't a flashlight or a knave nife kife pointy owie thing to the sun.
As it turns out, Lin's explosive dildo remained in the rocket, so it made the rocket too heavy, and the rocket plummeted the knives and fleshlights.
As Wadolf when into his underground bunker....
Days later, Wadolf arose from the bunker and realized that his knives and flashlights were all gone.
As he cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cired and cried and cired and cired and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and creid and cry and cried and acifskm and cried and cried and cried and cried and dried and cried and cried and cried and cried he took pictures of the rubble.
At 12/13/11 01:35 AM, Ryan wrote: An intense game of Words With Friends going on right now in Google+.
This is what happens when you break bbs rules like posting Swastikas.
At 12/13/11 01:49 AM, ZJ wrote:At 12/13/11 01:35 AM, Ryan wrote: An intense game of Words With Friends going on right now in Google+.This is what happens when you break bbs rules like posting Swastikas.
Bigger size for those with bad eyes
Mori's in the bathroom, Wade's at the super market, ZJ's cramming his brain for finals, and I'm crying over my ex girlfriend. get in here.
Don't be afraid of failure.
At 12/14/11 07:22 AM, Falonefal wrote: And of course in the mornin' there's frickin' nobody.
;) There's a reason why we host the things at such an ungodly hour.
At 12/14/11 07:39 AM, ZJ wrote:At 12/14/11 07:22 AM, Falonefal wrote: And of course in the mornin' there's frickin' nobody.;) There's a reason why we host the things at such an ungodly hour.
Awww come on, I couldn't sleep this night because I was so anxious to get on Hangout in the morning, and all my dreams and hopes were crushed when I saw that no-one was entering.
I might commit suicide by overfeeding myself with honey.
someone make a room... im jam packed with burger king in my tummy and i have some rum and NO i am not sharing it....
i beginning top think im a bad influence on the younger NGrs
Wade: Aliens is just a movie, ZJ. In real life, guns kill people.
Favorite quote of the night thus far
The room ended only 10 minutes ago, not kidding, we've learned a lot, Spikrodd likes to choke himself, SymbolCymbal does a wonderful Russian impression, and Ponies, there are always Ponies.
And a lot of other things that my sleepy head is to lazy to write down...
Andy played the Back to the Future theme on his keyboard, whoever said Asians have small dicks can suck Andy's giant chode.
At 12/15/11 10:16 PM, Travis wrote:At 12/15/11 09:01 PM, brokendeck wrote: Come on in folks!I'll be fashionably late, as usual.
When you come in, we'll be like "You're so late, Travis! Also, fashionable! But please, zip up your pants."
At 12/15/11 11:32 PM, Travis wrote:At 12/15/11 11:12 PM, Ryanson wrote: Ladies, ladiesEh, someone has me blocked, so I can't join anyway...
We're playing some reindeer games, so shut up.
That doesn't make much sense....who would do that? o_o
Jays vagina throat
At 12/16/11 03:04 AM, Travis wrote:At 12/16/11 02:57 AM, Jay wrote:I doubt it...At 12/16/11 02:26 AM, Travis wrote: Still blocked... this is rich.That's odd, ZJ says he's not doing it.
Maybe you just have to refresh a lot?
I am about to make a new room.
Kinda shitty that a reg user in there isn't getting to jump in because the immaturity of another.
I don't have you blocked. Stop blaming your technical problems on me, Travis.