"The Story of Wadolf"
"Once upon a time, in the land of Earth...A man was born. Ohio was his dominion and Zachary Jones was his title. As he entered the Earth, he was unaware that in just one score years, he would face the hand of death. His death would not be an easy one, mostly one filled with knives and dickings, many, many dickings. But, for now, that was not his problem. For the time, Zachary's problem was becoming part of a world in which he would not hold a permanent part of.
On the giving end of Zachary's death would be another man named Travis, Travis Rogers. When he was born, he was also unaware of the actions that he would take just 20 years from then. But, his actions will have been bloody and hot.
But, there was still a chance.
As Emperor Wadolf took his position on the throne from his mysteriously slain brother, the world would slowly drift into madness.
Wadolf would take pleasure in beheading the likes of ponies sympathizers, for instance, a man named Ryan.
Ryan's death was not an easy one.
Wadolf was not alone in his power; at his side was a powerhouse by the name of Jose. Jose would take pleasure in building machines, only to severe his on limbs to attach them. He would use these mechanized limbs in punching old ladies who likes cookies.
Five years from now, Jose would be nothing more than a bloodthirsty machine.
The world was being crippled under the rule of Wadolf and his mech-lackey, but there would rise a hero.
As aforementioned, Zachary would be born onto the world. It was his sole duty to take down the evils of Wadolf.
But, herp derp, he failed and got raped.
All while this was happening, a drunken Armenian was drawing pictures of what seemed to be pedophiles. He would face the gallows at the hand of Wadolf.
Then, some things happen, Wadolf blah blah blah.
While these evils were taking place, a woman named Lin would stand aside contently. She liked watching the world burn. Later that day she would buy an explosive dildo and throw it at Jose.
So, as Wadolf comes of age, he realizes that his knives and flashlights are beginning to flood the Earth.
So, he turned the dildo exploded Jose into a rocket and shot everything that wasn't a flashlight or a knave nife kife pointy owie thing to the sun.
As it turns out, Lin's explosive dildo remained in the rocket, so it made the rocket too heavy, and the rocket plummeted the knives and fleshlights.
As Wadolf when into his underground bunker....
Days later, Wadolf arose from the bunker and realized that his knives and flashlights were all gone.
As he cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cired and cried and cired and cired and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and creid and cry and cried and acifskm and cried and cried and cried and cried and dried and cried and cried and cried and cried he took pictures of the rubble.