My mom walked in on me

[DjKlzonez]

So, I was bored and decided to play Street Fighter 3 in my room. I called my girlfriend over and asked if she could come over, because she loves playing SF3.

So, she came over and we played for a good while, and she said "im cold, could I get under your covers?" I didnt want to miss a chance, so I said "maybe both of us should get under it...." and it eventually led into sex. Unfornatuely for me, my bed is really old, and the legs were going to break, and they did. It made a loud bang, and my mom came upstairs to see what happened.

She opened the door, and saw us naked in the bed, and she yelled at us for about 10 minutes. She said that my girlfriend cant come over to my house anymore, and said "that's disgusting, she's younger than you, and you shouldn't do that until you're married"

Well, has this happened to anyone else?

[Yrtnej]

I doubt this even happened to you.

[Lemonardo]

What kind of rickety bed were you fucking in anyways, your mom's?

[Bryan]

Why do I doubt the legitimacy of this?

Can you at least take pictures of your broken bed or something.

[Laughingbox]

You didn't even mention what your girlfriend did afterwards.

[Gremlin]

At 9/25/11 11:30 AM, Yrtnej wrote: I doubt this even happened to you.

Yeah it's 50/50 that it's true or bullshit, still I found it amusing so this was nice story.

[Tribal]

"That's disgusting and you shouldn't do that until you're married?" Holy shit, my time machine worked!

[toastburner]

Ex-boyfriends dad walked in on us doing some bondage play. What a way to find out that your son is gay.

[SpiderTaco]

What a shite story, you could've at least made up some more details about the smex

At 9/25/11 11:29 AM, DjKlzonez wrote: "that's disgusting, she's younger than you, and you shouldn't do that until you're married"

You heard it here first folks, you can only bang girls who are older than you or it's disgusting. Also we're still in the 19th century.

[Atypop]

The phrase "Cool story bro" comes to mind here.

[Ragnarokia]

Street Fighter 3? Lololol. Get 2 or 4.

[robotking98]

You're an idiot.
Enough said.
Your mom is too, about the whole "that's for when you're married" crap.

[yurgenburgen]

At 9/25/11 11:29 AM, DjKlzonez wrote: "...and you shouldn't do that until you're married"

Your mother is a giant tool.

[LiquidFire]

No it hasn't happened to me.

Also this:

At 9/25/11 11:30 AM, Yrtnej wrote: I doubt this even happened to you.

[Lolzer]

At 9/25/11 11:30 AM, Yrtnej wrote: I doubt this even happened to you.

Well played sir, well played.

[Suprememessage]

The fuck man, I doubt that happened, what d you weigh, three hundred pounds?

[BlackAstral]

That could easily end a relationship right there.

[Piggler]

Why would you do that with your parents still home? You are a fool.

[Rockyusa]

HOW OLD WAS SHE NAO!?!?
I'd like to know.

[kazumazkan]

i have one question for:WHAT KIND OF OLDASS BED YOU HAVE

[Grub-Xer0]

I wanna see your crap bed.

[SlapAHo]

I call BS on this one.His mom probably walked in on him watching Ryu's torso and a controller up his ass, the rumbling effect in full blast.

[HomerSexual]

At 9/25/11 11:29 AM, DjKlzonez wrote: She opened the door, and saw us naked in the bed, and she yelled at us for about 10 minutes. She said that my girlfriend cant come over to my house anymore, and said "that's disgusting, she's younger than you, and you shouldn't do that until you're married"

This didn't happen to you, and she was probably like 10 years younger than you, pedo.

[SpiderTaco]

At 9/25/11 01:44 PM, SlapAHo wrote: His mom probably walked in on him watching Ryu's torso and a controller up his ass, the rumbling effect in full blast.

Fucking lol 10/10