So Sectus and I, being the terrible people we are, were chatting earlier this morning and we (mostly Sectus) came up with a terrible idea.
Grand Theft Auto: Equestria.
You play as Twilight Sparkle new to Ponyville. She gets contracted by a thug organization.
Along the way there are hookers, gunfights, drugs, explosions, and Discord. <3
You would go around stealing carriages and firing magic missiles at other ponies to do the dirty work of the thug organization.
[4:28:14 AM] Sectus: I GOT ME A FIVE HORSESHOE RATING BITCH.
Yeah. That happened.