Never Eat Burger King Before U Cu

[Mydarklord]

Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep. Omg! I used to eat BK long time ago when i was in High School. It was great.
Da new city i live in has only 1 BK. Big city but only 1 BK. So after all these long years, I finally wanted to get some. I got me 2 chicken burger combos with 2 pack of onion rings. FREAKEN GREAT!!!
But couple hours later I went to sleep. And 3 hours later I woke up with this

I felt HORRIBLE. I wanted to THROW UP everything I had inside me. The taste was horrible. It was like stuck in my chest and lungs. I wanted to throw up, but at the same time i couldn't. I couldn't crap it out cause i didn't feel like crapping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUgAiz91L Oo&feature=related

This is how i felt, except horrible taste, could barely breath. Like I was going to die. I had to get up in the middle of the night, drink lots of water and something sweet. I ate an apple. I stood up for like an hour. The only way to bring all that shit back down to it's rightful place. All that while i was half asleep. I honestly felt like taking a knife and ripping my stomach and chest out. I wanted to die.

Finally after a long while i went back to bed. For the next few days, I had to let it all out.

IM NEVER EATING BK again. What crap did they started puting in it?

Discuss.

[Manly-Chicken]

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

I thought it was going to say "before you cum" due to the thread title...

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 9/24/11 03:40 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

I thought it was going to say "before you cum" due to the thread title...

We've been on here for too long.

Anyways, although I try to keep away from that junk, before I did I never really had any problems like that. I may just have a good stomach.

[11223330]

i agree with you because i throwed all i ate in this day(an triple ceezburger and an double cheddar) and it tasted like shit

[Lovely-Marlene]

I miss highschool when I could stomach as much fast food as often as I wanted. But now, it ALL gets me feeling ill.

[MrPercie]

At 9/24/11 03:40 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

I thought it was going to say "before you cum" due to the thread title...

same here

[BlackAstral]

Fast food is horrible for you. I stopped eating that shit a couple years earlier.

[Directinput]

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

*Fixed: Never eat Burger King.*

[Nentindo]

Every single time in my life that I've eaten a Burger King (two, maybe three times) I've felt ill afterwards. Luckily, I don't think they taste nice, so I've never craved it. It's a different story with Jelly Babies though. I love them, but my body doesn't deal with large amounts of gelatin very well.

[Painbringer]

I eat BK for lunch most of the time and it does not affect me.

But back in the '90s, and most of the past decade, the sauce they put on the burgers used to come out in my pee.

[FairSquare]

At 9/24/11 03:54 PM, Addict wrote: I like ordering & eating fast food drunk.

going up to the drive through hammered and ordering..

You drink and drive. Way to go.

[PsychoZoid]

At 9/24/11 05:26 PM, Directinput wrote:

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

*Fixed: Never eat Burger King.*

But their food is actually pretty tasty!

[R3V3R]

im sorry to say bro the reason you felt like this you were acting like a fat ass and shoving lots of bk foods down ur throat (I FUCKING KNOW GAY JOKE) but seriously dude thats unhealthy you could have a heart attack of all the shit of bk served you dude im not hating on you bro but the doctor would probably say the same thing to you dude dont try to eat lots of it its unhealthy if u eat those you must at least try to do something phsycial so you can lose the pounds it might give you also again im not hating on you

[Senmetsu]

At 9/24/11 09:13 PM, R3V3R wrote: wall-of-blah

Learn more grammar.. that was a painful read.

Punctuation and spacing help the readers to understand when one thought stops and another begins.. most of us don't have perfect grammar but we attempt to make our posts easy to read :)

Also your strong opinion is putting off vibes that only trolls can sense :/

Be careful out there.

[JmdMagic]

At 9/24/11 03:54 PM, Addict wrote: I like ordering & eating fast food drunk.

I dunno, I really like the social aspects of it all. Ya know, going up to the drive through hammered...

Wait for it...

[Dosensuppen]

At 9/24/11 03:40 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I thought it was going to say "before you cum" due to the thread title...

I'm curious now.

[hitman1993]

At 9/24/11 03:40 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

I thought it was going to say "before you cum" due to the thread title...

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Why the fuck is that "Cu" even there then?

[Chdonga]

At 9/24/11 09:55 PM, hitman1993 wrote:

At 9/24/11 03:40 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

At 9/24/11 03:38 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Never eat Burger King before you got to sleep.

I thought it was going to say "before you cum" due to the thread title...

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Why the fuck is that "Cu" even there then?

It was probably the OP's intent to get people to think this thread was about eating Burger King while fapping.

[hitman1993]

At 9/24/11 09:59 PM, Chdonga wrote:

At 9/24/11 09:55 PM, hitman1993 wrote: I'm glad I'm not the only one. Why the fuck is that "Cu" even there then?

It was probably the OP's intent to get people to think this thread was about eating Burger King while fapping.

Because we Newgrounders loooooove fappin!

[MrPercie]

At 9/24/11 10:01 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
Because we Newgrounders loooooove fappin!

indeed we do

im doing it RIGHT NOW!

[Senmetsu]

At 9/24/11 10:03 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 9/24/11 10:01 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
Because we Newgrounders loooooove fappin!

im doing it RIGHT NOW!

I wasn't fapping but now that I know were having a fap-a-long then fuck yes :D

Let's all fap and eat bk!

[k6ka]

I've never eaten at Burger King before, and now that you posted this, I'm definitely not going to.

[DoctorStrongbad]

I used to always eat their onion rings, because they had lousy french fries.

[Jebbal]

I'm pretty sure it happened because you ate two chicken burger combos and two orders of onion rings. That's gotta be like 3,000 calories in fat and carbs lol

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 9/24/11 11:27 PM, JebbaL wrote: I'm pretty sure it happened because you ate two chicken burger combos and two orders of onion rings. That's gotta be like 3,000 calories in fat and carbs lol

what a stupid post

seriously you dont know what youre talking about

[Jebbal]

Sorry. I meant 2,700 calories, not 3,000

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 9/24/11 11:30 PM, JebbaL wrote: Sorry. I meant 2,700 calories, not 3,000

man

carbs, fat, fibre, calories. all very important.

carbs keep your body filled with energy. if you dont have enough carbs in your diet to support your day your body turns extra fat into carbs. when there is no fat your body uses the muscle. that's one of the reasons fat is easy to lose and muscle is hard to gain when you are skinny. fibre helps you shit. it helps you digest your food, without it you get constipated. fibre is equally as important for exercise as calories and carbohydrates. gatorade is full of electrolytes and carbs, athletes drink it so they can get the energy while staying lean.

seriously where do you even get the idea that fat and carbs = calories. that's why they're all listed in the nutritional facts list.

[Jebbal]

At 9/24/11 11:38 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:

At 9/24/11 11:30 PM, JebbaL wrote: Sorry. I meant 2,700 calories, not 3,000

man

carbs, fat, fibre, calories. all very important.

carbs keep your body filled with energy. if you dont have enough carbs in your diet to support your day your body turns extra fat into carbs. when there is no fat your body uses the muscle. that's one of the reasons fat is easy to lose and muscle is hard to gain when you are skinny. fibre helps you shit. it helps you digest your food, without it you get constipated. fibre is equally as important for exercise as calories and carbohydrates. gatorade is full of electrolytes and carbs, athletes drink it so they can get the energy while staying lean.

seriously where do you even get the idea that fat and carbs = calories. that's why they're all listed in the nutritional facts list.

lol Broskii. I'm a half marathon runner and a swimmer. I know a thing or two about nutrition. I said calories in fat and carbs, as in calories that come from fat and carbs. And I really don't even understand the point you're trying to make against me... You're telling me that fat, carbs, and calories are not related to each other?

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 9/24/11 11:53 PM, JebbaL wrote: lol Broskii. I'm a half marathon runner and a swimmer. I know a thing or two about nutrition. I said calories in fat and carbs, as in calories that come from fat and carbs. And I really don't even understand the point you're trying to make against me... You're telling me that fat, carbs, and calories are not related to each other?

id sure like to hear this magical process which turns carbs into calories, so elaborate

[Jebbal]

At 9/24/11 11:57 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:

At 9/24/11 11:53 PM, JebbaL wrote: lol Broskii. I'm a half marathon runner and a swimmer. I know a thing or two about nutrition. I said calories in fat and carbs, as in calories that come from fat and carbs. And I really don't even understand the point you're trying to make against me... You're telling me that fat, carbs, and calories are not related to each other?

id sure like to hear this magical process which turns carbs into calories, so elaborate

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about... Someone needs to help me out here lol

In a nutshell, I said that the burgers and onion rings are high in calories and contain a lot of carbs and fat. Why are you telling me that I have no idea what I'm talking about?