Right, I've been a casual observer of the Mac vs. PC feud that's been going on across the internet ever since Macs became insanely trendy. Personally I have no interest in owning a Mac.
I haven't felt much of a need to voice my preference between Mac OS and Windows because to be honest I find both of them fucking annoying. I am, however, well aware that Macs are overpriced and designed to appeal to people who like things that are OMG SHINEY. The Apple logo is nothing more than a go-faster stripe disguised as a fruit.
Nothing has compelled me to rant about the Mac until today, when I discovered that there is actually a market consisting entirely of Mac users for an "app" to "LOCK YOUR SCREEN."
A function which nobody in their right mind would expect to have to pay for is being sold for $0.99 per download. This has actually blown my mind. It is amazing that there are people out there whose monetary status outweighs their intelligence to such a degree that they can just throw cash away on completely basic OS functions.
Does this not bother anyone else? Am I the only one that recognises the absurdity of this whole thing? When I want to lock my screen I press TWO KEYS, and it costs me NOTHING. I can't believe people fall for this cocksmithery.
On this page they advertise one of its features as that it "Just works."I should hope it JUST WORKS considering it consists of barely one line of fucking code.