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I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:02:31 Reply

Or at least got my ass beat...

I was riding with a friend after we got some folks together to watch Lion King 3D and all that and my friend turns into a turning lane. All of a sudden this guy just moves right in front of us into the same lane without signaling and we almost wreck. So we get pissed off at this guy and get in the other turning lane next to him.

Then I look and realize he is probably the largest man I have ever seen and looks like the black guy from the Green Mile. I turn to my friend and say "Nevermind, I ain't saying anything. He looks like that huge black guy from the Green Mile" and all of a sudden I hear the guy yelling.

"What did you say about somebody being black?" he says. I pretend not to hear him but then I look at him and said that yes he was black. He starts yelling about beating my ass when he was the one driving like a dick. I said that I did mention that he was black and I was wondering why he was thinking that was an insult.

He starts to get out of the car but then the light turns green and we went.

So yeah, I may should have not said anything. But why did he get so mad? I didn't even say he was black like that is something bad to be (which obviously he must have thought because he acted like I insulted him) I was just saying adjectives that described this guy. He had a mean look in his eye like he would have killed be if he could had.

Why did he get so mad?


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:05:35 Reply

Couldn't resist it.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:05:38 Reply

He didn't wake up, didn't have his bowl, didn't have his cereal

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:19:55 Reply

At 9/21/11 12:07 AM, Travis wrote: Similar situation happened to my dad today. Of course he accidentally did it with one of his buddies that is black.

Basically they take it like you are condescending them.

Some don't mind it and some do, apparently that guy did.

l don't really understand the mindset myself. If he had described me to someone in the car with him as a white guy I wouldn't have cared at all. Fuck that guy honestly. He is lucky to be the size that allows him to rip mortal men like me in half. I wanted to tell him he was being stupid, but I valued my life too much.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:24:51 Reply

That was... Incredibly stupid of you.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:26:36 Reply

Are you sure you didnt say he looks like that huge n-word from the Green Mile?
But you know, in a way that you can't say on newgrounds.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:29:33 Reply

Should have told him to suck your tiny white dick.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:35:46 Reply

Maybe he just wanted some of that cootie patootie, vanilla tits.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:38:12 Reply

Should have told him to go back to being whipped by his owner.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 00:54:59 Reply

Or at least got my ass beat...

I was riding with a friend after we got some folks together to watch Lion King 3D and

Hahahahahahahahahah.

Okay. I'm gonna read the rest of your post now.


 

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 01:00:44 Reply

What a jackass. He has no reason to be mad at you for anything when he's the idiot driver. Just ignore motherfuckers like that and keep on driving. He can't stop you without ramming your car with his, and what are the chances that'll happen?


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 01:03:21 Reply

At 9/21/11 12:05 AM, ThePineappleMagician wrote: Couldn't resist it.

Didn't that guy also star in Pulp Fiction?


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 01:04:38 Reply

He probably thought you were belittling him because of his race.

^^ obvious answer

 

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 01:12:52 Reply

At 9/21/11 01:03 AM, Tribal wrote:
At 9/21/11 12:05 AM, ThePineappleMagician wrote: Couldn't resist it.
Didn't that guy also star in Pulp Fiction?

No, but apparently Samuel L. Jackson did.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 01:15:25 Reply

Lion King? Really? You're old enough to have a drivers license? lol

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 01:18:51 Reply

In that situation I'd say its best to drive past a KFC to distract him and throw him off your tail.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 02:36:35 Reply

At 9/21/11 12:05 AM, STEM wrote: He didn't wake up, didn't have his bowl, didn't have his cereal

Different black


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 02:37:33 Reply

At 9/21/11 12:05 AM, STEM wrote: He didn't wake up, didn't have his bowl, didn't have his cereal

I hate you.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 04:02:45 Reply

At 9/21/11 01:03 AM, Tribal wrote:
At 9/21/11 12:05 AM, ThePineappleMagician wrote: Couldn't resist it.
Didn't that guy also star in Pulp Fiction?

You're thinking of Ving Rhames.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 07:17:05 Reply

He shouldn't have gotten so mad, though I have to admit if I was a big black man with big black man testosterone in my veins I would be a little bit mad

I could only assume you are some punk ass kid saying something like 'fuck check out the black man lol naggers'


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 07:26:04 Reply

Maybe he is roiding and full of testosterone. That is the only thing I can think of. You did say he was big and I assume you meant muscular?


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 07:39:08 Reply

At 9/21/11 12:54 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
Or at least got my ass beat...

I was riding with a friend after we got some folks together to watch Lion King 3D and
Hahahahahahahahahah.

Okay. I'm gonna read the rest of your post now.

Lion King is the shit. Don't hate.


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 07:59:13 Reply

you and your friend should of got out


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 08:17:38 Reply

Me and my friends were on the way to watch a movie for children. Suddenly we almost hit another car on a turning lane. I was so pissed and felt uber macho and wanted to beat up that guy, but then I noticed that he seems stronger, so I came back to my pussy existance.

I told my friend that I am not going there to argue with him because he looks like "Black guy from the Green Mile", because I was too ignorant to actualy know that the character of the movie was named John Coffey, or that the actor's name was Michael Duncan. I was also too stupid to realise that if I used one of these two names instead of "black guy" which pretty much strongly brings up race in that sentence like it was important if he's black or not, I would not upset the man who seemed stronger then me and made me hide in my friends car which i was in, because I wanted to watch a movie for kids in the first place.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 08:45:20 Reply

From the tone of your post I'd say the guy might've gotten pissed about your attitude towards him.

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Here's an example:

I'm someone who had a bad day at work today. I am usually aggressive, demand respect and am also particularly sensitive about racial disparities.

I'm driving like shit because I'm pissed thinking about the bad day I had and, all of a sudden, I find myself with two white boys looking at me and talking as if they were the kings of the road.

While I wait for the green light I hear one of the two say "nevermind ... [muffle muffle] that black guy [muffle muffle]"

I get pissed thinking these little pricks are acting superior and I ask them menacingly if they actually said what I think they said: "did you say black?"

The little prick actually answers back (openly confronting me)... *that son of a bitch*

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That was very stupid of you... you might get yourself in some serious trouble acting that way. When you notice that the other guy is getting aggressive you need to make them understand that it was a misunderstanding and then calmly decide whether it's appropriate to continue argueing or not with the man... sometimes it's best to take shit from someone if you know that the odds aren't in your favor.

You never know who you might find on the road. The guy could've been carrying a gun and could've just blasted you and your friend's ass for that. I've seen worse for much less.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 09:02:32 Reply

He mad.

Anyways I've had similar situations, it really scares the shit out of me even if I don't show it. Like when a few years ago me and my pal started doing pushups in the middle of the street, a car drove near us and said "DO THAT AGAIN AND IMMA KILL YOU".

It told me that.

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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 09:09:51 Reply

this one time a guy was mad at me

could have died


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 10:50:07 Reply

next time dont be racist


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Response to I almost died... 2011-09-21 17:58:44 Reply

At 9/21/11 10:50 AM, kazumazkan wrote: next time dont be racist

Dude it's Alabama.


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