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The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-19 23:54:23 Reply

"How much coke does Charlie Sheen do?"

"Enough to kill two and a half men"

Your thoughts, and how about Stevo getting fucking punched by Iron Mike Tyson?

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-19 23:55:01 Reply

That Punch was fucking lame


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-19 23:56:51 Reply

At 9/19/11 11:55 PM, Yukin wrote: That Punch was fucking lame

It was, but then he requested another round, tha crazy bastard.

Here is his fucked up face http://slumz.boxden.com/f605/sep-15-stev e-o-punched-mike-tyson-1616051/

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:00:35 Reply

At 9/19/11 11:56 PM, Travis wrote: Two and a Half Men was pretty funny tonight.

Yeah, I expected it to be god awful, but I actually enjoyed it.
We'll see where it goes though..


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:04:29 Reply

Ashton Kutcher is a surprise hit eh? Well...Different Strokes for different folks, I don't think they can replace Sheen. He has Tiger blood in his veins after all. :D
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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:55:02 Reply

At 9/20/11 12:32 AM, Addict wrote: you all discuss the worst things

Dully noted.... (Glares from across the room)

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:57:07 Reply

I Think Charlie Sheen Is A Noob

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:57:34 Reply

you can see the ending here
http://gawker.com/5841970/mike-tyson-bre aks-steve+os-nose-as-charlie-sheen-concl udes-comedy-central-roast

William Shatner: "Steve-O, what the fuck"

LOLOLOL


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 01:02:48 Reply

llol giggity

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 02:10:20 Reply

At 9/20/11 01:03 AM, psychicpebble wrote: It was good. The Ryan Dunn/Steve-O joke was just in terrible taste though.

You can make a joke about a recently dead person, but at least make it clever. The joke just wasn't well thought out at all.

I found that in particular bad taste myself. "too soon" or "too real"

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 07:29:56 Reply

At 9/19/11 11:56 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 9/19/11 11:55 PM, Yukin wrote: That Punch was fucking lame
It was, but then he requested another round, tha crazy bastard.

Here is his fucked up face http://slumz.boxden.com/f605/sep-15-stev e-o-punched-mike-tyson-1616051/

Does anyone want to take bets on how long it will take before another one of the Jackass crew off themselves in an incredibly stupid way?
Chances are when he grows old (if he grows old) his nose will be waving in the wind like an old hockey player


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 07:38:02 Reply

At 9/20/11 12:57 AM, STEM wrote: http://gawker.com/5841970/mike-tyson-bre aks-steve+os-nose-as-charlie-sheen-concl udes-comedy-central-roast

Is this seriously the kind of shit that passes for entertainment nowadays?

When people ask me why I don't subscribe to television I'm going to refer them to that video.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 07:40:02 Reply

At 9/19/11 11:54 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: "How much coke does Charlie Sheen do?"

"Enough to kill two and a half men"

Never heard that one before.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 08:35:22 Reply

I have to agree. Comedy Central is more or less crap and typically has been for a long time now. The History Channel may was well be called the Conspiracy Theory channel and even Discovery is starting to sell out like History too.

My wife wonders why I wont get cable.....maybe because I dont like such mind numbing stupid crap like Jackass, Jersey Shore for example


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 14:32:59 Reply

Tyson acted nervous as hell when he got up to speak. I couldn't take my eyes away from his constant fiddling with his button.

Overall I enjoyed it, but the speakers/roasters were half and half for me. The end was actually pretty shocking, wasn't expecting Steve-o to get a broken nose. lol


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 14:41:24 Reply

Ross was the funniest roaster by far.

Love the Gadaffi getup haha.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 14:47:17 Reply

I don't think I should watch it. The last few roasts have been godawful. At least I don't have to suffer through Greg Geraldo being loud, vulgar, and unfunny anymore.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:16:35 Reply

Am I the only one who feels like they made fun of the other roasters and not Charlie Sheen?

It felt more like the roast of Mike Tyson, diabetes jokes, and off topic nonsense.

Shatner was funny, that Grey's Anatomy lady was okay, Tyson was terrible, I really was confused by this performance.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:17:31 Reply

I didn't see much of it, but Tyson was fucking hilarious.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:19:05 Reply

Didn't see it but I saw Two and a Half Men. Ashton was p. funny.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:34:46 Reply

I didn't really like the episode last night. I thought it was incredibly heavy-handed, especially the funeral.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 19:24:21 Reply

I was hoping to see his face on a picture of a stuffed pig.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 19:57:26 Reply

What little I watched was awkward, as most roasts are, with the exception of Jeff Ross. Dude's hilarious.

This was pretty much my face during the parts I watched.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 19:59:02 Reply

"Mike Tyson has conquered every enemy he's gone against, except the letter "s".


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 21:51:08 Reply

lol Mike Tyson was hammered as shit, did you see him chugging the hell out of that jungle juice. He was probably geeking of coke to which is why is drank so much.

(Mike Tyson At Stevo)

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 22:24:30 Reply

I saw the roast last night, along with the new 2 and a half men episode (shows tend to get here later)
and i was surprised at how funny it was, the roast was great, even if some of the jokes were in poor taste and i only knew half of the roasters.
the episode was clever but i thought charlie dying was really too much, i cant really watch the show knowing its main character is now gone. if they just said he left i would be fine but killing him off is really too much, for me at least.
still, Ashton performed well and really felt like a interesting character, one you want to see develop over time and get into some sexy and wild antics.

ill probably start watching the show again just to see how his character goes.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 22:37:32 Reply

At 9/20/11 04:34 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote: I didn't really like the episode last night. I thought it was incredibly heavy-handed, especially the funeral.

I hated the way they killed Charlie, I mean falling off a balcony and ran over by a train!?! That's a little to much don't you think?

And, how was Jon Lovitz? Was he funny?

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 22:51:55 Reply

My DVR didn't record it.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 02:18:23 Reply

At 9/20/11 10:37 PM, SteelChair wrote:
And, how was Jon Lovitz? Was he funny?

I thought he was. He's more of a traditional comedian, though. It's not like he's some crazy new guy like Steve-O.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 02:38:32 Reply

At 9/21/11 02:18 AM, ZJ wrote: I thought he was. He's more of a traditional comedian, though. It's not like he's some crazy new guy like Steve-O.

That's what a significant part of the roast felt like to me. What with Steve-O and that couple neither of whom I'd heard of before I couldn't help thinking this was a platform for struggling comedians to gain some notoriety. Not to mention Walsh, Shatner and Tyson, two boring actors and a boxer with a speech impediment, being expected to produce comedy. Whoever decided that line-up needs to consider a new line of work, it's no wonder so much of the roast was directed at the roasters instead of Sheen.


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