If you could fuck anyone right now
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At 9/18/11 09:52 AM, Asandir wrote: It depends. I counted the pillows in my bed, and I have 5 of them( and additionally the big pillow). I use one or two flat pillows to lay my head on them, on pillow is at my tummy, so that it doesn't become cold and one is between my knees, because it feels uncomfortable when my knees connect. The 5th one lays just around.
What the fuck are you talking about Asandir? Have you been hax0red?
At 9/18/11 09:47 AM, Rivergrey wrote: bro...
.GIF, hardly relevant.
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At 9/18/11 09:59 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: What the fuck are you talking about Asandir? Have you been hax0red?
Um.. no. That post was supposed to go into the "How many pillows do you sleep with?"- thread, but dark magic teleported it at this place, sadly.
in reality, I had 2 tabs open, then the internet connection goes off and I hit the post reply button in the wrong thread :/
However, if I would have the honour to have some lovely time with a fine lady, then I would choose Lena:
Without truth, there is no justice.
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At 9/18/11 10:11 AM, Asandir wrote: However, if I would have the honour to have some lovely time with a fine lady, then I would choose Lena:
Lena the singer, or am I completely mistaken? Granted, she's a cute lady, but if i were a guy she wouldn't be my first choice.
That said, most handsome men are either flaming homosexuals or complete assholes, making the choice terrihard to make.
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At 9/18/11 10:14 AM, Rivergrey wrote: That said, most handsome men are either flaming homosexuals or complete assholes, making the choice terrihard to make.
Haha! You got me!
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Can you feel it mister Krabs?
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At 9/18/11 10:17 AM, Confucianism wrote:At 9/18/11 10:14 AM, Rivergrey wrote: That said, most handsome men are either flaming homosexuals or complete assholes, making the choice terrihard to make.Haha! You got me!
Oh you and your lovely, charming self...
Yeah, I know it's been said a million times before by plenty of people across the world, but there's still a huge chunk of truth contained in that statement. Personality alone, while a huge part of any person, is not enough to make want to have fun with them in the sack - nor is the other alternative. Balance, anyone?
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At 9/18/11 10:24 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Yeah, I know it's been said a million times before by plenty of people across the world, but there's still a huge chunk of truth contained in that statement. Personality alone, while a huge part of any person, is not enough to make want to have fun with them in the sack - nor is the other alternative. Balance, anyone?
Agreed. But, frankly, between personality and appearance, personality gets the bigger slice... even with sex.
But that could be just me...
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At 9/18/11 02:23 AM, NerdLiife wrote: Haybaybee or Augustana.
What, N*GGA CAN DREAM CAN'T HE?!
Have you ever seen a picture of either of them?
I think you may be getting HBB mixed up with NICKI MINAJ. Both of those users are unappealing. If screwing 2 stinky oversized women is your idea of a sexual fantasy you need to get out more.
Here's an example of a full bodied woman who doesn't stink.
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At 9/18/11 10:34 AM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: Here's an example of a full bodied woman who doesn't stink.
Now why do if find this lady so hot? If she looked just a wee bit less North-European she could easily top most world-class models in terms of attractiveness. Easily.
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At 9/18/11 11:12 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: EMMA WATSON
I second this motion.
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Brooke Hogan,J--woww, , Mickie James,Winter, or Morgan Lander.
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At 9/18/11 11:35 AM, saqwert wrote: YES!
........
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At 9/18/11 11:36 AM, Confucianism wrote:At 9/18/11 11:35 AM, saqwert wrote: YES!........
NO! Just... no.
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At 9/18/11 10:22 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: This gorgeous beast.
Hey who jizzed in my shorts?!
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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I have a fuck buddy back at home, so her.
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mmmmmmmmmmmm. That is one sex many.
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At 9/18/11 11:20 AM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:At 9/18/11 11:12 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: EMMA WATSONI second this motion.
I agree with all the above and protect this from any vetoing.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
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I'd totally have Envy fuck me <3
who doesn't know about this fandom of mine yet?
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At 9/18/11 11:37 AM, Rivergrey wrote:At 9/18/11 11:36 AM, Confucianism wrote: ........NO! Just... no.
I was joking numb nuts. ¬_¬
To Zag about Envy: Thats not even what he looks like. But they realy made him too muscular in the Brotherhood series.
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At 9/18/11 01:29 PM, Confucianism wrote:At 9/18/11 11:37 AM, Rivergrey wrote:I was joking numb nuts. ¬_¬At 9/18/11 11:36 AM, Confucianism wrote: ........NO! Just... no.
Of course you were, dummy. I'm just playing along here. o(_o
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At 9/18/11 01:25 PM, zag wrote: I'd totally have Envy fuck me <3
Envy is an androgynous of uncertain gender.
Perhaps you can clear that up for us.
(But based on his true form, I'd say he's a male.)
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At 9/18/11 01:34 PM, GoodFish wrote: All of your mothers.
Oh my... bad choice







