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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:56:08 Reply

no ideZOOEY

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:59:07 Reply

At 9/18/11 09:52 AM, Asandir wrote: It depends. I counted the pillows in my bed, and I have 5 of them( and additionally the big pillow). I use one or two flat pillows to lay my head on them, on pillow is at my tummy, so that it doesn't become cold and one is between my knees, because it feels uncomfortable when my knees connect. The 5th one lays just around.

What the fuck are you talking about Asandir? Have you been hax0red?

At 9/18/11 09:47 AM, Rivergrey wrote: bro...

.GIF, hardly relevant.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:11:00 Reply

At 9/18/11 09:59 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: What the fuck are you talking about Asandir? Have you been hax0red?

Um.. no. That post was supposed to go into the "How many pillows do you sleep with?"- thread, but dark magic teleported it at this place, sadly.

in reality, I had 2 tabs open, then the internet connection goes off and I hit the post reply button in the wrong thread :/

However, if I would have the honour to have some lovely time with a fine lady, then I would choose Lena:

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:14:00 Reply

At 9/18/11 10:11 AM, Asandir wrote: However, if I would have the honour to have some lovely time with a fine lady, then I would choose Lena:

Lena the singer, or am I completely mistaken? Granted, she's a cute lady, but if i were a guy she wouldn't be my first choice.

That said, most handsome men are either flaming homosexuals or complete assholes, making the choice terrihard to make.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:17:43 Reply

At 9/18/11 10:14 AM, Rivergrey wrote: That said, most handsome men are either flaming homosexuals or complete assholes, making the choice terrihard to make.

Haha! You got me!


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:22:14 Reply

This gorgeous beast.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:23:26 Reply

I'd fuck myself


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:24:13 Reply

At 9/18/11 10:17 AM, Confucianism wrote:
At 9/18/11 10:14 AM, Rivergrey wrote: That said, most handsome men are either flaming homosexuals or complete assholes, making the choice terrihard to make.
Haha! You got me!

Oh you and your lovely, charming self...

Yeah, I know it's been said a million times before by plenty of people across the world, but there's still a huge chunk of truth contained in that statement. Personality alone, while a huge part of any person, is not enough to make want to have fun with them in the sack - nor is the other alternative. Balance, anyone?


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:29:58 Reply

At 9/18/11 10:24 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Yeah, I know it's been said a million times before by plenty of people across the world, but there's still a huge chunk of truth contained in that statement. Personality alone, while a huge part of any person, is not enough to make want to have fun with them in the sack - nor is the other alternative. Balance, anyone?

Agreed. But, frankly, between personality and appearance, personality gets the bigger slice... even with sex.

But that could be just me...
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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 10:34:54 Reply

At 9/18/11 02:23 AM, NerdLiife wrote: Haybaybee or Augustana.

What, N*GGA CAN DREAM CAN'T HE?!

Have you ever seen a picture of either of them?

I think you may be getting HBB mixed up with NICKI MINAJ. Both of those users are unappealing. If screwing 2 stinky oversized women is your idea of a sexual fantasy you need to get out more.

Here's an example of a full bodied woman who doesn't stink.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:12:57 Reply

EMMA WATSON


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:18:48 Reply

At 9/18/11 10:34 AM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: Here's an example of a full bodied woman who doesn't stink.

Now why do if find this lady so hot? If she looked just a wee bit less North-European she could easily top most world-class models in terms of attractiveness. Easily.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:20:31 Reply

At 9/18/11 11:12 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: EMMA WATSON

I second this motion.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:24:12 Reply

Kanade Suzutsuki

so much

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:28:06 Reply

Brooke Hogan,J--woww, , Mickie James,Winter, or Morgan Lander.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:35:02 Reply

YES!

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:36:48 Reply

At 9/18/11 11:35 AM, saqwert wrote: YES!

........

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:37:29 Reply

At 9/18/11 11:36 AM, Confucianism wrote:
At 9/18/11 11:35 AM, saqwert wrote: YES!
........

NO! Just... no.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 11:48:48 Reply

At 9/18/11 10:22 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: This gorgeous beast.

Hey who jizzed in my shorts?!


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 12:17:20 Reply

Terrible


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 12:30:25 Reply

I have a fuck buddy back at home, so her.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 12:52:41 Reply

Yert.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:07:39 Reply

mmmmmmmmmmmm. That is one sex many.

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HEY BOO!!!

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:09:40 Reply

Gyopi.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:11:53 Reply

At 9/18/11 11:20 AM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:
At 9/18/11 11:12 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: EMMA WATSON
I second this motion.

I agree with all the above and protect this from any vetoing.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:25:06 Reply

I'd totally have Envy fuck me <3

who doesn't know about this fandom of mine yet?

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:29:34 Reply

At 9/18/11 11:37 AM, Rivergrey wrote:
At 9/18/11 11:36 AM, Confucianism wrote: ........
NO! Just... no.

I was joking numb nuts. ¬_¬

To Zag about Envy: Thats not even what he looks like. But they realy made him too muscular in the Brotherhood series.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:30:41 Reply

At 9/18/11 01:29 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 9/18/11 11:37 AM, Rivergrey wrote:
At 9/18/11 11:36 AM, Confucianism wrote: ........
NO! Just... no.
I was joking numb nuts. ¬_¬

Of course you were, dummy. I'm just playing along here. o(_o


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:34:18 Reply

At 9/18/11 01:25 PM, zag wrote: I'd totally have Envy fuck me <3

Envy is an androgynous of uncertain gender.
Perhaps you can clear that up for us.
(But based on his true form, I'd say he's a male.)

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 13:38:53 Reply

At 9/18/11 01:34 PM, GoodFish wrote: All of your mothers.

Oh my... bad choice