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If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 01:29:15 Reply

Who would it be? It can be a real person or a fictional character if you will.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 01:31:07 Reply

My cat is lookin pretty DTF right now.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 02:07:45 Reply

I'd have a threeway with Natick and Frank.

But then I'd let them finish each other off.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 02:09:32 Reply

At 9/18/11 02:08 AM, Natick wrote:
At 9/18/11 02:07 AM, Ryanson wrote: I'd have a threeway with Natick and Frank.

But then I'd let them finish each other off.
This that joke you pmed me about?

No, but it's related to.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 02:10:49 Reply

Myself

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 02:11:46 Reply

My girlfriend. But she's on her period so no...


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 02:23:38 Reply

Haybaybee or Augustana.

What, N*GGA CAN DREAM CAN'T HE?!

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 04:37:42 Reply

Damn OP, you're looking pretty hot tonight.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 04:40:55 Reply

Mila Kunis.

At 9/18/11 02:23 AM, NerdLiife wrote: Augustana.

Lol.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 05:35:13 Reply

Megan Fox probably.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 05:38:15 Reply

myself!


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:08:21 Reply

fucking yourself would be weird, like i'd never be able to look at myself in the mirror again. Not in the same way at least


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:09:01 Reply

Layla.

not my girlfriend.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:11:43 Reply

Frankly, if it were true, I wouldn't answer but since it's a game...

Lily Thai

a true sex machine.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:19:55 Reply

My girlfriend's sister.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:22:38 Reply

Wilma Flintstone.
But she'd never leave Fred.

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I had sex with a pie.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:31:35 Reply

I'd just stick my finger onto the "All-purpose guide to Fine-ass Celebrities and Models" and choose the first girl that cam out of that. Honestly, there's too many to count.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:33:08 Reply

Luna lovegood.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:51:19 Reply

Any sexy celebrity , a couple that were listed before

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:52:40 Reply

At 9/18/11 06:33 AM, tally1989 wrote: Luna lovegood.

oooo..... this choice is fantastic...


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:54:45 Reply

Lourdes Leon. Madonna's daughter.

Don't judge me. You all would too.

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 06:55:28 Reply

At 9/18/11 06:49 AM, Rummy0 wrote: I hate all of you. -^ _ ^-

We love you too

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 08:15:12 Reply

At 9/18/11 02:11 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: My girlfriend. But she's on her period so no...

Grow some balls, pussy.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 08:18:42 Reply

Some random chick walking down the street.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:43:37 Reply

At 9/18/11 08:15 AM, Smidly wrote:
At 9/18/11 02:11 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: My girlfriend. But she's on her period so no...
Grow some balls, pussy.

You fuck chicks while they're on their period?

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:44:46 Reply

At 9/18/11 06:55 AM, SFaPiL2 wrote:
At 9/18/11 06:49 AM, Rummy0 wrote: I hate all of you. -^ _ ^-
We love you too

i lol'd


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:47:26 Reply

At 9/18/11 09:43 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 9/18/11 08:15 AM, Smidly wrote:
At 9/18/11 02:11 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: My girlfriend. But she's on her period so no...
Grow some balls, pussy.
You fuck chicks while they're on their period?

He's blatantly bullshitting ModernPatriot...

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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:47:52 Reply

At 9/18/11 09:44 AM, destroyer578 wrote:
At 9/18/11 06:55 AM, SFaPiL2 wrote:
At 9/18/11 06:49 AM, Rummy0 wrote: I hate all of you. -^ _ ^-
We love you too
i lol'd

bro...

If you could fuck anyone right now


furry
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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:52:42 Reply

It depends. I counted the pillows in my bed, and I have 5 of them( and additionally the big pillow). I use one or two flat pillows to lay my head on them, on pillow is at my tummy, so that it doesn't become cold and one is between my knees, because it feels uncomfortable when my knees connect. The 5th one lays just around.


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Response to If you could fuck anyone right now 2011-09-18 09:54:00 Reply

At 9/18/11 09:52 AM, Asandir wrote: It depends. I counted the pillows in my bed, and I have 5 of them( and additionally the big pillow). I use one or two flat pillows to lay my head on them, on pillow is at my tummy, so that it doesn't become cold and one is between my knees, because it feels uncomfortable when my knees connect. The 5th one lays just around.

hahhahha.... wrong thread