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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Stranger 1: Depends.
Stranger 1: Are you starting at sea level?
Stranger 2: And how are we stacking it?
Stranger 1: Well, if you pack it finely enough, you could do it straight vertical.
Stranger 1: Granted, you'd need to have perfect balancing abilities, but you'd also have to be able to survive in space so I assume we're ignoring all that.
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: I think we mean if outta magic it appeared
Stranger 1: Well
Stranger 1: From the earth to the moon is about 238,000 miles.
Stranger 2: mhm
Stranger 1: And from sea level to the stratosphere is about another 20 miles.
Stranger 1: And one grain of sugar is about 1/250000 of a mile.
Stranger 1: Hang on, I need a calculator.
Stranger 2: Probably smaller than that
Stranger 1: Ok.
Stranger 1: Assume each grain of sugar is 1 mm.
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: 1 mm is equal to 0,0000000623 miles
Stranger 1: So to get 238,020 miles of sugar
Stranger 2: 3.830239e+11
Stranger 2: That's if you stacked it finely
Stranger 1: That would be 3820545746388 grams of suagr.
Stranger 1: Yeah
Stranger 2: Go math skillz
Stranger 1: Now
Stranger 1: Let's say we used sugar cubes instead,.
Stranger 2: Which is about a centimer
Stranger 1: And say they were 5cm high.
Stranger 1: Really?
Stranger 1: I thought they were bigger than that.
Stranger 2: The ones we have are about that size
Stranger 1: Ok then, 1 cm each.
Stranger 1: That would be
Stranger 1: Well
Stranger 1: Just -10
Stranger 1: So 382054574638.8 cubes.
Stranger 2: mhm
Stranger 1: That's a lot of cubes.
Stranger 2: Yes it is
Stranger 1: How much do sugar cubes cost each, approximately?
Stranger 2: You buy them in like a box of 40
Stranger 2: or 60
Stranger 2: one sec
Stranger 2: Idk
Stranger 1: Let's say a box of 60 costs $2.00
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: That's $114616372391.4
Stranger 2: Shit
Stranger 1: $1,146,163,723,391
Stranger 1: 1.1 trillion
Stranger 1: NOW
Stranger 1: What if we wanted to build a ladder to the moon made of sugar cubes?
Stranger 2: Would it magically not move or do we need a foundation?
Stranger 1: Assume it rotates perfectly with the earth and moon.
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: So the rungs would need to be, what, 1m long?
Stranger 2: If you want a wide one
Stranger 1: It makes the math easier, so sure.
Stranger 2: btw
Stranger 2: what's a rung?
Stranger 1: The horizontal things you climb on.
Stranger 2: Ahh
Stranger 1: So we have two vertical stacks of 382054574639 cubes each.
Stranger 1: And then X horizontal stacks of 100 cubes each.
Stranger 1: With, say, a 1m gap between each one.
Stranger 1: Or is that too much of a gap?
Stranger 2: How about half a meter
Stranger 1: Ok.
Stranger 1: 50cm gap between each one.
Stranger 2: mhm
Stranger 1: So, 382065674639 / 100 / 2
Stranger 1: That's 1910272873.195
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: So, 78,323,497,762 cubes total.
Stranger 2: Dude this is a lot of sugar
Stranger 1: And it would dissolve the instant it rains.
Stranger 2: Just the humidity from above will do that
Stranger 2: Like just a cloud
Stranger 1: I don't think this sugar cube ladder is going to work after all.
Stranger 2: Neither do I
Stranger 2: Would you like some sugar for your tea?
Stranger 1: Sorry, sugar is dead to me.
Stranger 1: It crushed my hopes and dreams.
Stranger 2: I blame clouds
Stranger 2: Let's drive some hummers and pollute their homes
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 1: And thank you for a conversation more entertaining than 99% of the ones I encounter on here.
Stranger 2: Thank you too, I felt very intelligent during that
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I was laughing for hours on end with this conversation.

What a hardcore fan...

I don't like omegle spy mode. It just waste of time. Omegle gonna bad now.

http://logs.omegle.com/a92aa49

Well we just wrote a fucking essay for this guy.

Omegle for me is just CAPTCHACAPTCHACAPTCHACAPTCHA

Annoys the hell out of me.

I may have recruited some newgrounders, or gotten some old ones back to the site. You should thank me :)

I asked the strangers what their opinion on NG was. Here are the Omegle logs, some are song, some are short (like cocks):

- FOR PORN
- found it when i was 10
- shit is kinda boring now
- THAT'S STILL ALIVE?
- Check it out
- orgasm girl
- KONGREGATE
- for n*ggers
- mostly hentai