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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

More than dead, overkilled to hell. The only people who find these jokes funny are stupid children

At 9/17/11 04:30 PM, MrRager wrote: More than dead, overkilled to hell. The only people who find these jokes funny are stupid children

Needs an adjective. Like "autistic".

Yes, stupid autistic children!

Chuck Norris jokes have been dead since 2006, where have you been?

Really?
am i the only person on this thread that thinks Chuck Norris jokes are funny?
well it may stem from the fact i recently discovered these jokes.

At 9/17/11 01:36 AM, roderickii wrote: It dead since last year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4 qU

Every time you tell a Chuck Norris joke, I strangle a kitten.

At 9/17/11 01:36 AM, roderickii wrote: It dead since last year but I just noticed this.

R.I.P ???-2011

I don't know, you really only see them if someone mentions martial arts or Chuck Norris. On that note,

Don't compare Chuck Norris to God. God's pretty great, but he's no Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is no longer in the center of the spotlight; the only thing that works is if you punch someone really hard. And that's a Chuck Norris punch. And even we don't care.

The boogeyman checks his closet every night to make sure Chuck Norris folded his clothes correctly.

LOL

Remember when Family Guy used a Chuck Norris joke (no chin under his beard, only another fist)? The episode was "Boys Do Cry," which premiered 7/29/07. From what I remember (either from here or the ASMB), people said that it was further evidence of the show's decline.

Yet I have heard some people still using it. I guess it is an example of one of those memes that Jumped the Shark. The same can be said with the RickRoll, with that one Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade featuring the RickRoll to end all Rickrolls.

Yup. The Most Interesting Man in the World is sort of in his position now. I say that in a very loose manner.

At 9/17/11 01:38 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: They don't work for a guy as old as he is. You think he could round house kick anymore? No. He'd break his knee. The old fart is outdated.

Yeah but even in his 70s he can kill you with his fists.Come on guys just give him some respect he deserves it(and yes even if he is old he is strong enough to fight us all)