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Get them lips around your cock bro!

No wonder my friends called me a douche....I got BJ'd at 14.....Im the biggest douchebag ever

Take advantage of the damaged girls, get the blowjob.

Advice from an expert of dealing with sad girls who hate themselves.

She obviously wants to suck some dick.. so who cares about how big your dick is?

Why would she tell anybody how big you are? If people laugh just be like "well.. she didn't think it was too small when she was sucking on it under the bleachers".

aye as long as u aint 4 years older then her go for it bro haha

a 6inch penis isnt THAT small she probably wont notice but if she does just tell people its girthy and that compensates but really only 6 inchs???? hahahah im fuckign with you yo dont be fool fool

Chill out with your 'TXT LINGO', you're on a forum and can take your time to type out your posts and seem intelligent. Either way, if you're 'small', it's not like it matters since this bitch is apparently a freshman and I doubt she'd have plenty of experience.

Good job though.

I think he's lying and trying to get Internet respect.

"I wanna fuck this girl, but I want to make sure it's alright with NewGrounds, first."

Am I right?

At 9/16/11 01:01 PM, Luke wrote: Take advantage of the damaged girls, get the blowjob.

Advice from an expert of dealing with sad girls who hate themselves.

Aren't you supposed to be recovering or something? lolololol

But seriously though... Just get the BJ. it's always worth it.

Tomorrow night she'll tell you she's a transexual.

Isn't 6 inch over average?

Oh you...

wait a minute he posted that yesterday so..........

what happened?