how was your day?

[oldhotdog]

ghw

[CrazyRock]

my day was sexy

[POTaTOS]

I woke up feelin' like P. Diddy.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

fine

[StarvingGamer]

It was awful, never ask again.

[Yert]

another day of grating monotony filled with my seemingly constant growing anger and apathy

[animehater]

On this day off of mine this day was alright.

[saltovergray]

I was sick due to a small rash, sore throat, and overall groggy feeling, and thus stayed home from school.

I'm going to have make up work tomorrow, which was on my mind all day long. Sucks, man.

[oldhotdog]

At 9/14/11 08:10 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: I was sick due to a small rash, sore throat, and overall groggy feeling, and thus stayed home from school.

I'm going to have make up work tomorrow, which was on my mind all day long. Sucks, man.

that really does suck, sorry to hear that

[Chdonga]

It was fucking terrible.
Okay, so I was stupid enough to, after going to a Taco bell, have a nice dip at the city pool. I'm getting ready to walk over to the shallow end when I see this smoking hot blonde chick about to dive in. Now this is bad enough as is, as I am so prone to getting massive boners from seeing even average looking girls in swimwear. Anyway, she sees me right before diving in and we exchange awkward glances. I saw that she had braces and my dick woke up almost instantaneously. The shit felt like it was about to rip a hole through my pants and fly off into that chick's rack. So without thinking, I try to hide my rager, which only makes me look like a bigger creep. I slipped into the deep end and I didn't have any arm floaties or a water weenie, so I did what any black man does in water: I started freaking the EVER LIVING FUCK out and flailed my arms like a madman. In my panic, my asshole explodes and I let out a massive brown cloud of diarrhea shit in the water like an octopus inkspray. Just barley, I could hear muffled screaming, people getting out of the pool. I had no idea what was going on. There was shit in my eyes and mouth and still gushing from my ass, so all I could do was float, and hope God would take pity on me and I'd drown in my shit. Instead, I calmed down and was able to resurface. I got a firm grip on the edge and emerged from the liquid feces. I wiped the shit from my eyes when I realize I'm naked and drenched in my own filth like a shitty swamp monster. Everyone is staring at me in shock and horror before they run away screaming. I tried to shout out to apologize but instead I just made a gargling sound with shitwater spewing from my mouth. I tried to run away but instead I slipped, hitting my head on the asphalt and getting knocked out cold. I awoke in the hospital to be told that I have to pay expenses for the pool, in addition to being called "The Shit Monster" by the city for the rest of my life.

[GenocidalTendencies]

I got a call from zellers, I have a job interview tomorrow. Good so far.

[Jeffyx]

My day sucked I had to get an x ray because i friked up my back and i missed like 4 tests at school.

[rifledark1]

At 9/14/11 08:22 PM, Chdonga wrote:

I awoke in the hospital to be told that I have to pay expenses for the pool, in addition to being called "The Shit Monster" by the city for the rest of my life.

I feel bad for laughing, but man, that made my day. :D

*pats* It's all going to be all right, son....

[MisterTig]

*shrugs* it was alright.

[positively-negative]

It was boring, I had classes on how to fill in forms most of the day.

[The-Great-One]

At 9/14/11 07:57 PM, POTaTOS wrote: I woke up feelin' like P. Diddy.

Did you remember to get your glasses before heading out the door?

[Me-Patch]

If I told you people the shit I did today most of you wouldn't believe it.

[TrueLAD]

It's my day off work so yeah, it's been great!

[Finalfina]

I guess my day was alrite. Not too bad. Got to hang out with friends. Now i'm just at home wanking or doing some other task that involves little brainpower....

[DarkMatter]

shutup you stinky plunger.

[Atypop]

This week has gotten worse every day, so today was the worst day of the week so far, although I'd put money on tomorrow being worse.

[Autokrator]

i have two major tests in about 5 hours but i'm pumped today

[Gremlin]

The usuall, wake up at 5.50am, eat breakfast, leave to work at 6.20am to be there at 7am, but good thing was that I got back home earlier and I had some nice stuff to do so, it was pretty great actually and tmorrow will be Friday...even more awesome.

[Sevkat]

It's going okay, got unbanned from the ngbbs.

[Bryan]

At 9/14/11 07:57 PM, POTaTOS wrote: I woke up feelin' like P. Diddy.

Hey, what up girl?

[Rivergrey]

*blahblahblah*...

... and then Sevkat logged in. :(

[Sevkat]

At 9/29/11 03:04 PM, Rivergrey wrote: ... and then Sevkat logged in. :(

I'm just that ballin' B)

[Raab]

turbo.

[Gagsy]

Besides the lingering effects of a cold I have felt in quite bliss today. A calm and peaceful emotion has been surging through me. Not sure how long it will last for but I feel light and chilled, like a spring romance or something.

[Kanon]

I feel bad for laughing at the story Chodonga wrote right now.