My pockets are filled with piss

[kiljoy96]

How do I stop the piss
I think I have a tube in my dick and it goes into my pockets
they are filling with piss and they are overflowing and I tried shoveling it out but it keeps coming so i tried drinking it but that didn't work
then my mom came in and i got scared so i pissed in her face and she was covered in piss
she yelled at me but i said fuck you mom i am squirrel
so i went outside to the birdbath and then i had a revelation
i am not squirrel
i
am
tree
.

But seriously im still pissing everywhere and i dont know how to stop it

[The-Great-One]

Use a buttplug.

[EDylan]

At 9/11/11 10:44 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: But seriously im still pissing everywhere and i dont know how to stop it

So you're pissing under your keyboard? Sounds gross.

[II2none]

The response "WTF???" goes without question.

[POTaTOS]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[TruBluFoxx]

At 9/11/11 10:47 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Naw, dude this is lsd.

[MrJoeJeremy]

i don't know how to respond to that

[Xarnor]

lame

[Skaren]

Gay OP is gay.

[zag]

o.o;
....the fuck?

[6r0undZ3r0]

Take out the catheter?

[AlphaCentauri]

I'm totally using the line "Fuck you mom I'm a squirrel."

[Newgate]

Mr. Shroomy. I welcome you to my reality.

[POTaTOS]

At 9/12/11 12:39 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I'm totally using the line "Fuck you mom I'm a squirrel."

No, no, no. It's "Fuck you mom I am squirrel."
N00b.

[Boomstick]

My piss is filled with pockets.