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The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 10:40:43 Reply

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Would you go to places you always wanted to go? Discuss.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 10:41:52 Reply

No, I'd break into all the liquor stores and just spend the rest of my days wasted.

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 10:43:45 Reply

Sure I'd be able to live in luxury and everything but then when I get sick or get a hemerrhoid or some shit then who is going to treat me?


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 10:47:11 Reply

At 9/10/11 10:43 AM, Halberd wrote: Sure I'd be able to live in luxury and everything but then when I get sick or get a hemerrhoid or some shit then who is going to treat me?

Look it up on the internet and steal the medicine

lol


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 10:57:49 Reply

watch my little pony till the end of time, and the best part is i don't have to hide it from anyone in my family.

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:14:33 Reply

WEEEEEEEEED


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:18:41 Reply

Kill something, eat, get fucked up, fap, repeat.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:19:13 Reply

At 9/10/11 10:40 AM, abbuw wrote: Would you go to places you always wanted to go?

No, I would have to drive everywhere. What a pain!

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:21:07 Reply

I think I'd just generally treat the world like one big playground. Although being the last person left, I assume loads of stuff wouldn't work and whatnot. I could basically live in a supermarket. Wouldn't that be swell?


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:21:18 Reply

Also i would take the last space ship and go to mars and fuck some martian wimminz


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:23:15 Reply

I would probably burn houses and watch skyscrapers fall.. but then regret it because of the horrible air quality. Then I would go absolutely insane and start living in people's houses and creating personas for each denizen of a town, I would go around and play the part of every person in a play starring only me.

Or not.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:27:38 Reply

There'd be no one to interact with online or off. No new forum posts. No one to play with in TF2 or whatever. No one to watch a movie with. Not even any cons to go to. Sure, I'd spend a few days just recklessly driving around and doing shit because I can, but in the end I'd probably just kill myself in some way. The only way last person on Earth scenarios can prevent me from just killing myself would be to package it along with a zombie apocalypse, and even then it's preferable to have at least one other person to help stay alive and give a reason TO stay alive with.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:38:01 Reply

At 9/10/11 10:41 AM, Wadezilla wrote: No, I'd break into all the liquor stores and just spend the rest of my days wasted.

Sounds right to me. I guess I'd do the same, but eventually I'd go insane and shoot my self. I mean, who wouldn't go insane after having no human contact for weeks at a time? That's why all the Newgrounds staff members are insane!


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 11:39:28 Reply

I'd make a movie called I am Legend

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 12:07:30 Reply

I would pay a visit in nasa headquarters and then propably suicide...
It's no worth living,unless I started searching for people...


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 12:33:44 Reply

kill myself

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 12:50:24 Reply

Kill myself. What's the point? The human race has no chance if I'm the last one left.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 13:29:48 Reply

At 9/10/11 01:25 PM, logic wrote: Take a bath with a toaster.

Considering that the electricity most likely wouldn't be working, it would probably be quite uneventful.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-10 13:32:32 Reply

At 9/10/11 10:47 AM, jonathanfis wrote: Look it up on the internet and steal the medicine

lol

Nobody is running the internet service providers. Nobody is running power generators or coal plants to generate electricity. There is no internet. There are only books, which you'll have to read in the dark, unless you light a candle. Many conditions are not treatable with a simple ingestion of a pill anyways. Also, without heat in a northern climate, you're extremely unlikely to survive even the first winter.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 13:07:22 Reply

i am OMEGA...BITCH!!!!!


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 13:15:34 Reply

It's not fair... I had time...

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 13:27:04 Reply

At 9/10/11 10:40 AM, abbuw wrote: What would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Would you go to places you always wanted to go? Discuss.

Well... I wouldn't know if I were the last person on Earth, so I'd try to search for other survivors. In the meanwhile I'd try to survive by stealing from grocery shops (until the food doesn't spoil) and in the meanwhile try to learn how to hunt, clean, preserve and cook the wildlife. I'd probably start talking to myself and, hopefully, find a stray dog (or more) willing to follow me and keep me company. I'd try to read as much as possible and travel by car, stealing gas from any available gas station (even though, without electricity, I doubt it would work).

... who knows... I might even become depressed enough to kill myself... but the hope of finding another survivor would keep me going... who knows...

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 13:39:32 Reply

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 13:46:45 Reply

At 9/12/11 01:38 PM, Natick wrote:
At 9/12/11 01:15 PM, Finalfina wrote: It's not fair... I had time...
Dude, best Twilight Zone episode ever.

I agree entirely. It is pretty fantastic. A lot of TZ episodes are pretty cool.

At 9/12/11 01:39 PM, The-Great-One wrote: NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/20 1050

Wow. God sure is an asshole. XD


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 14:15:34 Reply

It would be like hell on me Mainly Mentally because I would grow gradually desperate to find any form of companionship would it be from either animal or many of dead corpses that's been scattered about across the seas that I would carry on my back which I will talk to in the first 2nd and 3rd person when I am going into pure dementia pretending that they're alive.
What remains of the great landmarks I will destroy and change it into my own view of the world that spirals downwards from beyond trying to build and sculp people from Mud to have followers. Maybe try to find ruins where the laboratories once were so that I can find machines that would make it possible to clone the samples of the remains of that person.
Be mauled to death while i'm trying to hunt for food.

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 14:28:56 Reply

Get everything that I ever wanted. Raid people's homes, travel to exotic places. Break into every heavily guarded place. Then I will collect all the porn from the world and fap for the rest of my life, also get like 100 industrial sized lubriderms.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 14:53:41 Reply

Welp, I'd figure out what the nearest sperm bank is, then do some research to see if there is such a place for human egg cells, then I'd start doing a lot of research on artificial insemination, a way to conceive and care for developing babies outside of the womb the, or the possibility of genital transfer, etc.
IE: I would attempt to recreate the human race. It would give me something to focus on, to help preserve my sanity while there is absolutely no one else.

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 14:55:25 Reply

I'd streak on the White House lawn naked.


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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 14:56:48 Reply

Study biotechnology and genetic engineering until I master it, create new humans, rule over the new civilization as a god-king. Problem solved.

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Response to The last person on Earth. 2011-09-12 15:51:57 Reply

I'd study cloning and attempt to create a human empire with my clones. I'd make the majority of my clones prepare for space travel and try and extend my empire across the universe.


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