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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 09:49 PM Reply

megashark versus.. some giant fucker....


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 10:09 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 09:49 PM, Boss wrote: megashark versus.. some giant fucker....

ever see Megaladon? That movie was fucking lawls.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 11:01 PM Reply

Either Weekend at Bernies 2 or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 11:04 PM Reply

The Room.

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 11:38 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 01:27 AM, Travis wrote: Any Twilight movie.

I'd have to go with that.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 11:51 PM Reply

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Batman and Robin. The Room is a masterpiece next to this atrocity.

I mean, the bat suit has nipples, there's nothing worst than that.

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 7th, 2011 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 08:14 PM, 919CDS wrote: that scott pilgrim vs the world or whatever i couldnt even finish that shit

IMO Scott Pilgrim was underrated as hell. To be fair it wasn't without good reason the movie was kinda corny up until the first fight scene then I was hooked until the end.

And this is why hollywood will never try new things and use films like this as scapegoats to justify remakes and fast and furious still being around.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:00 AM Reply

At 9/7/11 08:14 PM, 919CDS wrote: that scott pilgrim vs the world or whatever i couldnt even finish that shit

how can someone not like Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!?!?!?
that's one of my favorite movies ever ^.^
probably my favorite non-Japanese film...


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:02 AM Reply

At 9/8/11 12:00 AM, zag wrote:
At 9/7/11 08:14 PM, 919CDS wrote: that scott pilgrim vs the world or whatever i couldnt even finish that shit
how can someone not like Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!?!?!?
that's one of my favorite movies ever ^.^
probably my favorite non-Japanese film...

curious to know what was booted from #1 in American films?


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:07 AM Reply

At 9/7/11 11:51 PM, creepyboy wrote: I'm surprised nobody mentioned Batman and Robin. The Room is a masterpiece next to this atrocity.
I mean, the bat suit has nipples, there's nothing worst than that.

don't forget Mr. Freeze

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:40 AM Reply

"O bem amado" it's a brazilian movie, it's ridiculous


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:43 AM Reply

Any Toxic Avenger movie, I mean COME ON, make a good fucking movie already


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:30 PM Reply

those saying that the saw movies were masterpieces and that expendables was the best movie of 2010.

Can I have some of what you're smoking?


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:34 PM Reply

GayNggers from Outer Space!

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Jack frost, the horror film

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 01:43 PM Reply

Really great turnout so far, lots of crappy nominations!

My favorites so far are

Trolls 2: "They're EATING HER OOOOH MMY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaawd!"
House of The Dead: "I WILL LIVE FOREVAAAAAR"
Last Airbender: "AAAOAOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!"
Transformers 2: "Hey Jetfire, I want you inside me."
Batman and Robin: "This is why Superman works alone."
Megalodan: "That shark killed my family!"

currently having a brain fart. But out of that list, who deserves the trophy for shittiest movie ever??


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 01:48 PM Reply

I don't know. It's a tie.

Twilight was a masterpiece compared to those two. The movie makers should be ashamed.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 01:50 PM Reply

At 9/8/11 01:48 PM, Ryanson wrote: I don't know. It's a tie.

Twilight was a masterpiece compared to those two. The movie makers should be ashamed.

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 01:53 PM Reply

At 9/8/11 01:50 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 9/8/11 01:48 PM, Ryanson wrote: I don't know. It's a tie.

Twilight was a masterpiece compared to those two. The movie makers should be ashamed.
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Trolling my ass. Those movies sucked.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 03:02 PM Reply

At 9/8/11 01:53 PM, Ryanson wrote:
At 9/8/11 01:50 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 9/8/11 01:48 PM, Ryanson wrote: I don't know. It's a tie.

Twilight was a masterpiece compared to those two. The movie makers should be ashamed.
Obvious Troll is Obvious
Trolling my ass. Those movies sucked.

Fight Club and Pulp Fictions are considered cult classics, and I love them both. No.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 08:20 PM, zag wrote: how can you not like the Saw series :(
they're some of the only decent movies that have come out in the past decade.

He was talking about that Baby Geniuses movie.

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 03:22 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 12:16 AM, UncleSqueezins wrote: Any Uwe Boll movies are absolute shit with exception to one called Overkill or something like that, but you could hardly call it a movie. It was just a guy going on a killing spree for 60 minutes.

Honestly from what I've gathered from AVGN's coverage of Ed Woods he's suppose to be like the worst Director of his time but to be honest I actually find that some of those movies he had made looked pretty interesting like Plan 9 There is still effort and entertaining value behind it. You know Seeing that he has has gotten a whole movie about him directed by Tim Burton and that none of his movie's have been ripped to shreads by the Cinema snob ... he could not be all that bad.

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 04:17 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 12:09 AM, DarkMatter wrote: 2) Shutter: KILLER CAMERA WHOOOOoooo

That's an Americanised remake of a Thai film that actually holds some genuine scares unlike the watered down bland remake that you linked. Albeit, the original is not particularly a stand-out film and is probably not going to be something to influence a new wave of filmmakers, but it makes for an amusing Saturday night film - it has some genuine shocks while the ending kept me feeling a little anxious and on edge. Again, it's nothing absolutely amazing, but if you haven't seen the original, please do.

And for shittiest films of all time? I could link to the Internet Movie Database's bottom 100 list or I could go on to talk about how Uwe Boll or Ed Wood are the worst filmmakers of all time, but everyone does that and it's boring, so I'll show you something you may not have heard of -- it is completely genuine and is intended to be sincere: Ireland's only Kung-Fu film, "Fatal Deviation".


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 05:56 PM Reply

I have a really bad 80's movie in my possession, the Galaxy Invader.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 05:58 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 12:12 AM, Gagsy wrote: I don't know..

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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 06:18 PM Reply

At 9/7/11 03:38 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: I'm kind of stuck between Gamer and Orphan.

Orphan was a decent movie for what it was worth. Your quintessential horror flick that has the exact same structure as countless others with the OMGLOLWTF twist at the end but with good enough acting to make it a bearable film to sit through. Certainly nothing to write home about and I wouldn't necessarily recommend it to anyone, but I don't think of Orphan when I think of terrible horror movies.

Gamer however was fucking awful.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 06:27 PM Reply

I really liked Orphan, I for one did not see that twist comming at the end. It wasn't only that she was a murderer, but more so that she manipulated the family (mainly the father's love) so that she could get with him. Unfortunately though, that didn't work out.

She broke the family up from the inside mainly, which made it much better then your regular "uh oh, ders a killer chasing us, LETS RUN!"


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 07:57 PM Reply

Don't forget Titanic II I havn't seen it but damn that movie just reeks of bad cheese and acting.


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Response to The Shittiest Movie Ever??! Sep. 8th, 2011 @ 08:37 PM Reply

Event Horizon, fucking Event Horizon. If you like that piece of shit, you clearly never graduated high school.


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