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Religion 2011-09-06 21:50:11 Reply

I just have a few things to say about religion.

First off, did you guys know that the majority of Satanists dont even worship the devil? I found thin out a while back, then forgot it, then was reminded by a video. They are self worshipers that dont believe in any supernatural or holy being.
Second off, God is the ruler of all things that are on this Earth. If you all understand the class system of the middle ages, lords were under kings, and had less power. If God is the true ruler, why should we call him "The Lord"?
Last off, I notice some atheists read the bible for the only purpose of finding things to "get" us Christians. This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right? You guys are the ones who say WE are the ones attacking YOU. Ironic.

Anyways, I just wanted to state those things I noticed. I dont want to start a flame war I just want some feed back.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:51:29 Reply

those are some very nice observations on religion

congrats


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:52:55 Reply

Take your fancy facts to the Politics forum, it's atleast relatively close


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:55:33 Reply

Also, the pentagram (five pointed star) has nothing to do with Satan. It is a pagan symbol for their goddess of love. Sure, you could say that "Anything worshiped that is not God is the devil", but Wiccans worship nature, and it is not healthy to be paranoid of fucking plants.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:56:03 Reply

That's so deep and insightful. Congratulations on being the first person in human history to realize these things. You are one of the great philosophers of our time.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:56:07 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:55 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: it is not healthy to be paranoid of fucking plants.

i agree, it's certainly not healthy

another good observation


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:57:05 Reply

I thought everyone knew by now that not all satanists believed in satan as an actual being or deity.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:57:41 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: Last off, I notice some atheists read the bible for the only purpose of finding things to "get" us Christians. This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right? You guys are the ones who say WE are the ones attacking YOU. Ironic.

You bitch when people don't read the bible, and you bitch when people do read it.
If people find things in the bible that are completely fucking stupid, they're going to point them out.
Religion isn't above criticism and enquiry, even though you think it should be.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 21:58:37 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:55 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: Also, the pentagram (five pointed star) has nothing to do with Satan. It is a pagan symbol for their goddess of love. Sure, you could say that "Anything worshiped that is not God is the devil", but Wiccans worship nature, and it is not healthy to be paranoid of fucking plants.

Thank you good sir! You have absolutely made my day. Don't forget that the inverted pentagram isn't a symbol of satan either. It is in fact a banishing (protective) symbol. ^_^.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:01:41 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: I just have a few things to say about religion.

First off, did you guys know that the majority of Satanists dont even worship the devil? I found thin out a while back, then forgot it, then was reminded by a video. They are self worshipers that dont believe in any supernatural or holy being.

There are two types. Traditional satanists, that are called 'devil worshippers' and LaVeyan Satanists, which are the non theistic satanists you refer to.

Second off, God is the ruler of all things that are on this Earth. If you all understand the class system of the middle ages, lords were under kings, and had less power. If God is the true ruler, why should we call him "The Lord"?

Well I don't agree with your first premise there, so...I don't know.

Last off, I notice some atheists read the bible for the only purpose of finding things to "get" us Christians. This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right? You guys are the ones who say WE are the ones attacking YOU. Ironic.

Well...3 things.
1. Many atheists you'll find, in america at least, are former christians, or at least have the interest in researching things before making a decision, so yes, we do tend to know a lot about the bible, but not so we can 'getcha'. That's conspiracy theory nonsense.
2. It sounds stupid because I don't find it to be true, and I believe that idea is actualy a myth.
3. You are attacking us. Regularly. I've been approached by Jehovah's Witnesses several times, atheists are the least trusted minority in the united states, and George Bush Sr. put forth the idea that atheists shouldnt' be considered U.S. citizens because we don't believe in God.


Anyways, I just wanted to state those things I noticed. I dont want to start a flame war I just want some feed back.

Feed back provided.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:01:41 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: Second off, God is the ruler of all things that are on this Earth. If you all understand the class system of the middle ages, lords were under kings, and had less power. If God is the true ruler, why should we call him "The Lord"?

God was called "king of kings/lord of lords (basically general terms for rulers)." This is sort of like the word "father," which could be used to refer to a literal father, a priest, or the Father [of all].

Last off, I notice some atheists read the bible for the only purpose of finding things to "get" us Christians. You guys are the ones who say WE are the ones attacking YOU. Ironic.

I don't think those are necessarily the same atheists. Some atheists are deeply into individual religious freedom, while others (especially Marxists) want to mandate atheism so their leaders' commands can be treated as the absolute good.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:02:08 Reply

The Lord is our God.

And thats all you need to know.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:03:21 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:57 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
You bitch when people don't read the bible, and you bitch when people do read it.
If people find things in the bible that are completely fucking stupid, they're going to point them out.
Religion isn't above criticism and enquiry, even though you think it should be.

If you are going to be Atheist though, understand the different sects before you bug them about things. If you are so sure that you are Atheist, what I was saying was what is the point of reading the Bible if you will do so only to express your disbelief?
You guys complain about the Christians that really do think they are high and mighty, and complain about the annoying ones, but then attack the ones that really keep to themselves for the most part. I am not a creationist, nor do I believe that science is the devil, nor do I want America to be a theocracy that kills gay people, yet Atheists have accused me of having these beliefs, and say that the Bible says I should.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:07:23 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right?

What a shitty straw man.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:08:47 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:03 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: If you are going to be Atheist though, understand the different sects before you bug them about things. If you are so sure that you are Atheist, what I was saying was what is the point of reading the Bible if you will do so only to express your disbelief?

You are aware there are thousands of sects of christianity right? As an atheist, I'm just going to study the bible, and if a christian says, "I believe the bible is true." I have doen enough study to engage them in conversation about it. I don't know about most atheists, but I usually listen to what the theist believes before I criticize it.

You guys complain about the Christians that really do think they are high and mighty, and complain about the annoying ones, but then attack the ones that really keep to themselves for the most part. I am not a creationist, nor do I believe that science is the devil, nor do I want America to be a theocracy that kills gay people, yet Atheists have accused me of having these beliefs, and say that the Bible says I should.

Because the Bible and many religious leaders do say you should. If you want to be a christian that doesn't believe in the bible, then simply say that's what you are.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:10:57 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:07 PM, Jin wrote:
At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right?
What a shitty straw man.

How is that straw man? I am not accusing them of having any certain beliefs. I am merely comparing one action with another.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:13:49 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:03 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: If you are so sure that you are Atheist, what I was saying was what is the point of reading the Bible if you will do so only to express your disbelief?

Are you asserting that atheists approach your literature only to look for gaping holes and contradictions?

If so, aren't you just admitting that these gaping holes and contradictions are already there and you're just sick of people pointing them out to you?

And if that is the case, shouldn't your primary concern be stopping the propagation of Christian scripture so as to avoid being repeatedly reminded of how dumb it is?

yet Atheists have accused me of having these beliefs, and say that the Bible says I should.

So why don't you turn the other cheek and pray that god finds it in his heart to forgive them instead of mouthing off about it?

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:16:08 Reply

How exactly is it bad to study something before you decide to be against it? You should be angry at the people who criticize the bible without even reading it.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:17:09 Reply

Simple. It's a matter of opinion. We believe in common sense, whereas you believe in an invisible wizard that created everything and anything and randomly says "No, these fuckers need to BURN! " So.....Yeah.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:21:31 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:17 PM, Freddythealien wrote: Simple. It's a matter of opinion. We believe in common sense, whereas you believe in an invisible wizard that created everything and anything and randomly says "No, these fuckers need to BURN! " So.....Yeah.

Er, I'm must say, you are a complete douche-bag. I'm a atheist and thanks to you, now I know why people always think atheists are assholes.

That's like saying there was nothing, which exploded: The Big Bang. (Which I still don't know whether to believe or not)

Also, he never said he was Christian...


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:22:14 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:13 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
Are you asserting that atheists approach your literature only to look for gaping holes and contradictions?

If so, aren't you just admitting that these gaping holes and contradictions are already there and you're just sick of people pointing them out to you?

And if that is the case, shouldn't your primary concern be stopping the propagation of Christian scripture so as to avoid being repeatedly reminded of how dumb it is?

yet Atheists have accused me of having these beliefs, and say that the Bible says I should.
So why don't you turn the other cheek and pray that god finds it in his heart to forgive them instead of mouthing off about it?

All of the accusations of you Atheists are untrue towards me and many other Christians. Every single Christian...HELL not even Christian, but all religious people interprets their holy book differently.
Some Christians take every word literally, some pick and choose what to believe to fit their own racist or homophobic agenda, some dont read the Old Testament, some think of certain parts as metaphors, some dont read the Bible at all.
Me? I think the parts that seem similar to recurring events (like the Deal of Job) are metaphors.

Whenever a less extreme Christian says something that contradicts what you atheists think the Bible says and means you say "You are not a Christians if you dont blah blah blah". Well stfu you would not know if you were not a Christian yourself.

Anyways, the reason I post about this is because I simply felt like and you guys would have just posted a religion thread anyways.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:29:35 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:27 PM, LaForge wrote: why have the mods allowed this travesty to get past post 1?

Because we are protected by the right to freedom of speech as this website was made by Americans.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:31:10 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:29 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote:
At 9/6/11 10:27 PM, LaForge wrote: why have the mods allowed this travesty to get past post 1?
Because we are protected by the right to freedom of speech as this website was made by Americans.

That doesn't mean they can't delete it... It just means it's not punishable by law. Unless it's serious threats, or something obvious like that.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:39:01 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:10 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote:
At 9/6/11 10:07 PM, Jin wrote:
At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right?
What a shitty straw man.
How is that straw man? I am not accusing them of having any certain beliefs. I am merely comparing one action with another.

And that is a straw man. A shitty one too. You don't even read what you type I suppose.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:45:12 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:22 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: Well stfu you would not know if you were not a Christian yourself.

This is where you're wrong. Because I am a christian. I've interpreted the bible in my own way, just as you have, and have reached the conclusion that there is no god and that the bible is irrelevant. But I'm still a christian. Deal with it.

Remember that you can't accuse me of not being christian, because you'd just be as bad as the atheists you're bashing.

yaaaay jesus

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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 22:48:50 Reply

At 9/6/11 09:50 PM, cerealguy1992 wrote: I just have a few things to say about religion.
Second off, God is the ruler of all things that are on this Earth. If you all understand the class system of the middle ages, lords were under kings, and had less power. If God is the true ruler, why should we call him "The Lord"?

Because not everything revolves around the middle ages.

Last off, I notice some atheists read the bible for the only purpose of finding things to "get" us Christians. This is kind of like going into a restaurant that you hate and ordering something that will make you gag and throw up, just to annoy all the other customers. Sounds pretty stupid right? You guys are the ones who say WE are the ones attacking YOU. Ironic.

Most, if not all athiests that I know, read the bible so that they are not ignorant. What's the point of speaking out against religion if you nothing about it? It's called being educated, understanding both sides of the argument, and being generally logical.
But you christians wouldn't know anything about being logical.

Anyways, I just wanted to state those things I noticed. I dont want to start a flame war I just want some feed back.

You're stupid.


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Response to Religion 2011-09-06 23:32:36 Reply

At 9/6/11 10:45 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:.


This is where you're wrong. Because I am a christian. I've interpreted the bible in my own way, just as you have, and have reached the conclusion that there is no god and that the bible is irrelevant. But I'm still a christian. Deal with it.

Remember that you can't accuse me of not being christian, because you'd just be as bad as the atheists you're bashing.

yaaaay jesus

Now you are just being a cock with your ridiculous sarcasm. All you need to do to be a Christian is to accept Jesus as your savior. You are saying that a person must read and believe the Bible in a literal sense to be a Christian.
You think because I have views that contradict the beliefs of the Christians who have oppressed you that I must not really be a Christian.
Why not attack the real problem in religion? the ones that actually do dick stuff? Like Westboro and the believers in "Faith Healing"? I am nothing like those guys.

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Response to Religion 2011-09-07 08:38:09 Reply

Yeah, good finding bro. I found it out in "the pedant's revolt".


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