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Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 03:08:06 Reply

So yeah, I was dreaming but then Elfer/Evark (Dont be fooled, they are THE SAME PERSON!) decided my dreams broke the rules, now I cant dream until my ban is lifted.

Why Elfer? Why?!

Why must you always get into my head and RUIN THINGS when ever I try to sleep?

I dont get it, dont you understand that... INVADE MY SUB-CONSCIOUS WILL YOU!!! ...us newgrounders enjoy our freedoms and privileges and we don't need your PROBES entering our MINDS.

Thank you and goodnight.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 03:10:53 Reply

i think you need to take a break from ng dude... :/


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 03:11:04 Reply

Zoraxe has gone insane, take him down boys.

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 03:12:25 Reply

I'm going to stay away from whatever Zoraxe has been doing.

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 03:27:53 Reply

At 9/5/11 03:11 AM, daethdrain wrote: thats kinda cool for reals.
i dreamt about ng a couple of times

Yeah, all the cool kidz have mental problems.

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 04:20:34 Reply

At 9/5/11 03:10 AM, tox wrote: i think you need to take a break from ng dude... :/

Never take a break from newgrounds... Just never do it.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 04:49:43 Reply

I dream about sex, like a normal person.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 05:12:59 Reply

In my dreams, I was a mod. Why? I dunno. I just dream about modship. Pathetic.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 05:22:52 Reply

WHOA WHOA WAIT WHOA WAIT WHOA JUST HOLD THE PHONE HERE.

Elfer?

He's a mod now? Holy crap.

I mean I love him, but I always took him for the anti-establishment type.

2011 ELFER IS TOO MAINSTREAM

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 11:33:13 Reply

At 9/5/11 05:22 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: WHOA WHOA WAIT WHOA WAIT WHOA JUST HOLD THE PHONE HERE.

We have an old-timer here
all hail captain jack


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 11:33:59 Reply

I never dream about getting banned. It just happens in reality.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 11:34:17 Reply

At 9/5/11 04:20 AM, tally1989 wrote: Never take a break from newgrounds... Just never do it.

Don't listen to him, do it.

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 11:37:28 Reply

At 9/5/11 04:20 AM, tally1989 wrote: Never take a break from newgrounds... Just never do it.

So far, I didn't take a break from Newgrounds.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 11:57:15 Reply

Yeah I remember when I was 14 too.

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 12:00:17 Reply

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 12:03:42 Reply

At 9/5/11 04:20 AM, tally1989 wrote:
At 9/5/11 03:10 AM, tox wrote: i think you need to take a break from ng dude... :/
Never take a break from newgrounds... Just never do it.

ain't that the truth.
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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 12:09:57 Reply

At 9/5/11 11:57 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Yeah I remember when I was 14 too.

And my dreams were never that fucking gay. Are you sure Keanu Reaves wasn't there too?

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 12:17:48 Reply

Holy shit, who cares?

Also: Obviously, Elfer is an extractor. You need to train your sub conscious to defend itself.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 12:21:07 Reply

That's odd he usually always punishes me instead of just banning me in my dreams.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 12:39:24 Reply

At 9/5/11 12:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: That's odd he usually always punishes me instead of just banning me in my dreams.

Define "punish."


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 13:35:30 Reply

At 9/5/11 12:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: That's odd he usually always punishes me instead of just banning me in my dreams.

Do you get 'the screaming' too? Oh God the screaming it never stops! Why do you do this to me Elfer?!


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 13:41:17 Reply

At 9/5/11 01:35 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 9/5/11 12:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: That's odd he usually always punishes me instead of just banning me in my dreams.
Do you get 'the screaming' too? Oh God the screaming it never stops! Why do you do this to me Elfer?!

Have you tried taking sleep medication, that would probably help I guess.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 13:43:28 Reply

At 9/5/11 01:41 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Have you tried taking sleep medication, that would probably help I guess.

Nay, for some reason it stopped. Hay, I like you! wanna be friends?


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 13:44:48 Reply

At 9/5/11 01:43 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 9/5/11 01:41 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Have you tried taking sleep medication, that would probably help I guess.
Nay, for some reason it stopped. Hay, I like you! wanna be friends?

No way, your a joke and nobody on this site likes you.


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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-05 13:45:26 Reply

At 9/5/11 01:43 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 9/5/11 01:41 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Have you tried taking sleep medication, that would probably help I guess.
Nay, for some reason it stopped. Hay, I like you! wanna be friends?

You appear to be mentally ill

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Response to Elfer banned my dreams 2011-09-10 17:43:18 Reply

At 9/5/11 01:44 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 9/5/11 01:43 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:
At 9/5/11 01:41 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Have you tried taking sleep medication, that would probably help I guess.
Nay, for some reason it stopped. Hay, I like you! wanna be friends?
No way, your a joke and nobody on this site likes you.

Obviously, high five man, you sure showed him!