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I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:25:41 Reply

So I was on my second fapping session of the day, when I spotted a bit of blood when I pulled back my foreskin, and a bit of soreness on my shaft.

Nevertheless, I continued fapping until I finished, which, while delaying my inevitable load as long as I could, took me 1 hour and a half. 8)

Anyhow, how's your day going?


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:26:06 Reply

lol you have foreskin


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:26:35 Reply

You should have used the blood as lube

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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:26:56 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:25 PM, rifledark1 wrote:
Anyhow, how's your day going?

Pretty good , I think I will go to bed soon

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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:27:02 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Autokrator wrote: lol you have foreskin

lol you have foreskin


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:27:39 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Yert wrote: You should have used the blood as lube

oh i done that fun as hell but it starts to hurt


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:28:29 Reply

P.S. It was also the fourth fapping session within 2 days.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:28:31 Reply

how about you stop fapping


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:29:03 Reply

Fapping is for n00bs yo. I get bitches to fap for me.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:29:43 Reply

Anybody think of the movie Antichrist when they read it?

spoilers the dude's ball-sack is smashed with a block of wood, then the woman jerks him off until he cums blood.

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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:30:15 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:28 PM, Devilshadow666 wrote: how about you stop fapping

Lolwut?


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:31:32 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:28 PM, rifledark1 wrote: P.S. It was also the fourth fapping session within 2 days.

stop bragging about your lame stats


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:32:45 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:27 PM, Boss wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Yert wrote: You should have used the blood as lube
oh i done that fun as hell but it starts to hurt

i want to use blood as lube some day but i don't want to go cutting myself up and shit to get it

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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:34:10 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:31 PM, Boss wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:28 PM, rifledark1 wrote: P.S. It was also the fourth fapping session within 2 days.
stop bragging about your lame stats

I wasn't aware that blatantly stating it is counted as bragging.

I assumed you would conclude that this being the fourth fapping session be a more viable explanation as to why I started bleeding a little.

Meh. Good day to you sir.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:43:00 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:25 PM, rifledark1 wrote: So I was on my second fapping session of the day, when I spotted a bit of blood when I pulled back my foreskin, and a bit of soreness on my shaft.

one of the firsts times i fapped i also bleed, i was so freaked out that i stopped for a while

Nevertheless, I continued fapping until I finished, which, while delaying my inevitable load as long as I could, took me 1 hour and a half. 8)

my continuos fapping record is 8:30 hours


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:44:54 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:43 PM, kakalxlax wrote: my continuos fapping record is 8:30 hours

Nice.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 19:45:54 Reply

i like this thread ^_^


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 20:34:09 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:44 PM, rifledark1 wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:43 PM, kakalxlax wrote: my continuos fapping record is 8:30 hours
Nice.

pshhh that ain't nothing -> 15 years and 11 months.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 20:51:14 Reply

The topic is wrong, the answer is that you don't fap enough.

Keep at it, increase its frequency, even, and your dick will be strong and tough and unyielding to the rubbing of skin so that you may never draw blood in the heat of battle again.

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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 22:45:07 Reply

At 9/4/11 08:51 PM, thecityrose12 wrote: The topic is wrong, the answer is that you don't fap enough.

Keep at it, increase its frequency, even, and your dick will be strong and tough and unyielding to the rubbing of skin so that you may never draw blood in the heat of battle again.

Lol. :D


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 22:55:25 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:29 PM, Benji wrote: Anybody think of the movie Antichrist when they read it?

spoilers the dude's ball-sack is smashed with a block of wood, then the woman jerks him off until he cums blood.

I need to watch this fucking movie.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 22:55:26 Reply

At 9/4/11 10:52 PM, Assuckdir wrote: Wow. Maybe you should go to a doctor loser?

Nah, I've had this happen before. Just needs some time to heal.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 22:55:37 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:27 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Autokrator wrote: lol you have foreskin
lol you have foreskin

You were circumcised?


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:30:40 Reply

At 9/4/11 10:55 PM, chipotleaway wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:27 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Autokrator wrote: lol you have foreskin
lol you have foreskin
You were circumcised?

um yeah we are god's chosen people ofc


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:32:03 Reply

At 9/4/11 11:30 PM, Autokrator wrote:
At 9/4/11 10:55 PM, chipotleaway wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:27 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Autokrator wrote: lol you have foreskin
lol you have foreskin
You were circumcised?
um yeah we are god's chosen people ofc

Was does getting forced to get your dick cut have to do with god.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:33:34 Reply

Well usually if you drip a little while you're jerking off and you keep rubbing, it dries up and becomes sticky, so the amount of friction when rubbing that area is immense. I've gotten a few cuts and rashes because of that.

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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:34:30 Reply

At 9/4/11 07:31 PM, Boss wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:28 PM, rifledark1 wrote: P.S. It was also the fourth fapping session within 2 days.
stop bragging about your lame stats

16 times in a day is my record, over 115 in a month. But I really went all out because of a contest I was in.


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:34:38 Reply

At 9/4/11 11:32 PM, chipotleaway wrote:
At 9/4/11 11:30 PM, Autokrator wrote:
At 9/4/11 10:55 PM, chipotleaway wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:27 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Autokrator wrote: lol you have foreskin
lol you have foreskin
You were circumcised?
um yeah we are god's chosen people ofc
Was does getting forced to get your dick cut have to do with god.

uh dude it releases you from your earthly roots if you cut it off and lets you experience unity with the divine


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:36:51 Reply

At 9/4/11 11:34 PM, Autokrator wrote:
At 9/4/11 11:32 PM, chipotleaway wrote:
At 9/4/11 11:30 PM, Autokrator wrote:
At 9/4/11 10:55 PM, chipotleaway wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:27 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:
At 9/4/11 07:26 PM, Autokrator wrote: lol you have foreskin
lol you have foreskin
You were circumcised?
um yeah we are god's chosen people ofc
Was does getting forced to get your dick cut have to do with god.
uh dude it releases you from your earthly roots if you cut it off and lets you experience unity with the divine

Oh, of course. So what happens if you get castrated? Do you become some kind of demi-god?
Do you get magical powers? I have to know!


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Response to I think I fap too hard. :( 2011-09-04 23:38:43 Reply

At 9/4/11 11:36 PM, chipotleaway wrote: Oh, of course. So what happens if you get castrated? Do you become some kind of demi-god?
Do you get magical powers? I have to know!

it would certainly help to negate desire and propel you towards the divine, yes


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