I'm sick and tired of going into the bathroom in the morning and finding the toilet seat down.
Really? Fucking women can't ever seem to lift that god damn seat after they piss. It's like two extra seconds, why can't you just lift it when you're done?
I fucking hate having to lift it on my own.
If you don't have the courtesy to lift the seat when you're done, maybe I don't have the courtesy not to piss all over it.
Fuck.
At 9/4/11 08:11 AM, Oolaph wrote: Just put the gun down, man!
Cock joke :D!
No, you shut up and sit the fuck down. Do you realize how unappetizing going to the restroom and finding a pillow of piss stains and brittle pubic hair on the toilet rim is? It's beyond disgusting, so STFU.
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That is a very shocking thought, I am surprised that you get so angry about such a thing.
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At 9/4/11 08:14 AM, Rivergrey wrote:At 9/4/11 08:11 AM, Oolaph wrote: Just put the gun down, man!Cock joke :D!
No, you shut up and sit the fuck down. Do you realize how unappetizing going to the restroom and finding a pillow of piss stains and brittle pubic hair on the toilet rim is? It's beyond disgusting, so STFU.
Since when is going to the restroom supposed to be appetizing?
Since when does this stuff matter?
It's so trivial I wouldn't even call it an inconvenience.
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At 9/4/11 12:31 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Since when does this stuff matter?
It's so trivial I wouldn't even call it an inconvenience.
Even when women moan about it, it's just trivial. Just something to moan about and for the guy to say a quick sorry or yeah and then forget again, and the action repeats itself. No sex really cares I thought besides having that little pleasure of moaning over nothing.
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You should write a letter to your congressman detailing your formal complaint.
At 9/4/11 12:26 PM, Squidbit wrote: Since when is going to the restroom supposed to be appetizing?
Eh, it's just plain vomit-inducing to some women. That's probably what she meant with unappetizing.
What, do YOU snack on crumpets and jam on the loo?
At 9/4/11 12:33 PM, lpfann2 wrote: i see what you did there
I'm glad someone did.
At 9/4/11 12:35 PM, DonCarrera wrote: What, do YOU snack on crumpets and jam on the loo?
Snowcones.
At 9/4/11 12:33 PM, Gagsy wrote:At 9/4/11 12:31 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: No sex really cares I thought besides having that little pleasure of moaning over nothing.
This is definitely the case.
At 9/4/11 12:42 PM, Squidbit wrote:At 9/4/11 12:35 PM, DonCarrera wrote: What, do YOU snack on crumpets and jam on the loo?Snowcones.
My dirty mind just twisted this statement for the worse. Dammit, the mental image has already set in too.
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Only thing I find annoying is my dad and brother never flush the toilet after they get done using it.
This post amuses me to no end because I have memories of females bitching about males not putting the seat down, GUAHAHAHAH fuck bitches
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