If newgrounds was a musical

[Squidbit]

What songs would we sing and what dances would we dance?
And what would the story be?

[Klik]

I wanna sing uncle fucker to symbolize the people yelling at each other in the bbs.

[The-Great-One]

Well... (NSFW)

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[Yoshi-Dus-Not]

At 9/3/11 12:31 PM, Squidbit wrote: What songs would we sing and what dances would we dance?
And what would the story be?

All i know, I'm going be the gay lead singer who gets into so many problems that only his straight friend is able to get him out of like bans, more bans, and the Garbage Whistle Incident.

[The-Great-One]

At 9/3/11 12:31 PM, Squidbit wrote: And what would the story be?

The construction of the Newgrounds Skyscraper!

[Teddyriffic]

Like a boss !

[Yert]

At 9/3/11 12:41 PM, Addict wrote:

At 9/3/11 12:33 PM, Klik wrote: I wanna sing uncle fucker to symbolize the people yelling at each other in the bbs.

thats so original klik masterbrain genius right here

lol

[Suprememessage]

So, it would start off with Magical-Zorse walking into a bar, where me, Asandir, Squidbit, and Jedi-Master are having some beer, and SCTE3 is the bar tender, so anyway. Then he walks up to us, and punches Asandir right in the jaw, so I tackle Magical-Zorse while Squidbit and Jedi-Master sing Paralyzer by Finger Eleven. Then Bahamut (A cop) comes in and breaks the fight up, arrests Magical-Zorse for assault and fines me big time.

Meanwhile Lost-Chances is at the Casino playing on a slot machine, while his best friend is near him, but then a member of Magical-Zorse's gang, Sonicflare9, comes in and shoots Lost-Chances best friend, then everyone else in the Casino starts to sing "When I'm gone".

At this point, it shows back to the police station, where Elfer and Bahamut are in the Lobby drinking coffee, and Poozy is polishing his fun, with his ban stick on the side of his belt. When they recieve a call from an innocent user who just got attacked by a virus, so they immediatly contact the higher power to deal with this, Wade.

The town is placed under Quarantine for maintence, but the police shoot every user in site there. So then they take up arms against the police, and then "Uprising" by Muse is sang.

There. thats a good beggining.

[Dosensuppen]

These two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURU Do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTImrCJC W8

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

At 9/3/11 12:33 PM, Klik wrote: I wanna sing uncle fucker to symbolize the people yelling at each other in the bbs.

if its anything but that then I'll leave

[Boss]

it would be like the breakast club except half of them wanna fuck then halfway thru they all are like "dude bronies are the bomb lets all be bronies!!!" then theres one dude smoking pot like "whut du fuck is going on"

[Suprememessage]

At 9/3/11 12:44 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So, it would start off with Magical-Zorse walking into a bar, where me, Asandir, Squidbit, and Jedi-Master are having some beer, and SCTE3 is the bar tender, so anyway. Then he walks up to us, and punches Asandir right in the jaw, so I tackle Magical-Zorse while Squidbit and Jedi-Master sing Paralyzer by Finger Eleven. Then Bahamut (A cop) comes in and breaks the fight up, arrests Magical-Zorse for assault and fines me big time.

Meanwhile Lost-Chances is at the Casino playing on a slot machine, while his best friend is near him, but then a member of Magical-Zorse's gang, Sonicflare9, comes in and shoots Lost-Chances best friend, then everyone else in the Casino starts to sing "When I'm gone".

At this point, it shows back to the police station, where Elfer and Bahamut are in the Lobby drinking coffee, and Poozy is polishing his fun, with his ban stick on the side of his belt. When they recieve a call from an innocent user who just got attacked by a virus, so they immediatly contact the higher power to deal with this, Wade.

The town is placed under Quarantine for maintence, but the police shoot every user in site there. So then they take up arms against the police, and then "Uprising" by Muse is sang.:

Then a shot is fired at Bahamut, who has a riot shield, I am serving as a sniper for the mods, so I snipe down Sonicflare9, and an untrust forms between normal BBS users. As out of control starts to play.

Sevkat then comes up behiind me and pushes me into the window, which has board around most of it, with ahole for me to shoot through, I bash into the boards, turning around during the push to see Sevkat, I then rip a loose pipe off the wall, and whack sevkat in the head with it. And get behind Sevkat, and push him out the window.

The clock crew performs a drive by, I manage to shoot a few, but they end up killing some more. Rummy0 notices the radio silence from Sevkat, as people start singing Headstrong by Trapt. Asandir has a chain, but he is serving as a medic for the mods due to him not liking violence much.

Narcissy is shown beating the shit out of Rummy0 with a crowbar, as rummy tries to attack Narcissy with the broken bottle he is holding, but fails.

As Narcissy puts Rummy0 into a position easily detainable, Elfer comes inside and bans Rummy0. Then the building they are in starts to collapse, aswell as the one I am an in, so I jump out of the window, even though I was two stories up. Narcissy and Elfer aren't so lucky, as the building they are in collapses onto them, lucky for them, however. Bahamut launched a portable shield generator, saving them. But then they arise from the debris, to find the place littered with bodies, including mine, Sonicflare9's, Sevkat's, SCET3's, Lost-chances', Corpsegrinder clock's, and more. As the music
Hide and seek starts to play.

Everyone starts to sob.

The credit's roll

Director: TomFulp
Writer: Suprememessage
Music:

Parylzer: Finger Eleven

When I'm gone: 3 DoorsDown

Uprising: Muse

Out of control: Hoobstank

headstrong: Trapt

Hide and Seek: Imogen Heap

Cast: BBS users

[Raiespio]

At 9/3/11 12:44 PM, Suprememessage wrote: giant enemy wall of text

This really is a good start.

[NekoMika]

At 9/3/11 12:44 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So, it would start off with Magical-Zorse walking into a bar, where me, Asandir, Squidbit, and Jedi-Master are having some beer, and SCTE3 is the bar tender, so anyway.

Sounds fun!!

[Dosensuppen]

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Narcissy is shown beating the shit out of Rummy0 with a crowbar

Sounds like a sexy situation.

[Suprememessage]

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Raiespio wrote:

At 9/3/11 12:44 PM, Suprememessage wrote: giant enemy wall of text

This really is a good start.

I really wrote something, that I thought was good, to improve the quality of the thread in my opinion, a musical can't be like 5 lines long can it?

[NekoMika]

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote: place littered with bodies, including mine, Sonicflare9's, Sevkat's, SCET3's, Lost-chances',

Well that was a fun story to read.

[Suprememessage]

At 9/3/11 01:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote: place littered with bodies, including mine, Sonicflare9's, Sevkat's, SCET3's, Lost-chances',

Well that was a fun story to read.

I wanted it to be a sad story, not some high school musical bullshit.

[Suprememessage]

Let's not forget the credit music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr9djWOLM xw

[Atypop]

At 9/3/11 12:44 PM, Suprememessage wrote: There. thats a good beggining.

I like it, but where am I whilst this is going on?

[NekoMika]

At 9/3/11 01:19 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/3/11 01:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote: place littered with bodies, including mine, Sonicflare9's, Sevkat's, SCET3's, Lost-chances',

Well that was a fun story to read.

I wanted it to be a sad story, not some high school musical bullshit.

Indeed, still a good read anyways.

[Suprememessage]

At 9/3/11 01:31 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/3/11 01:19 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/3/11 01:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote: place littered with bodies, including mine, Sonicflare9's, Sevkat's, SCET3's, Lost-chances',

Well that was a fun story to read.

I wanted it to be a sad story, not some high school musical bullshit.

Indeed, still a good read anyways.

I know right, I believe the music I choose for the ending cutscene is funny.

[tox]

At 9/3/11 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/3/11 12:44 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

Parylzer: Finger Eleven

When I'm gone: 3 DoorsDown

Uprising: Muse

Out of control: Hoobstank

headstrong: Trapt

Hide and Seek: Imogen Heap

Cast: BBS users

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[Mismo]

"Cockjoke" as the opening song.

"Beware of the troll"

"Day of the Clocks"

"Blowing the whistle"

"Madness!" accompied with dance, depicting a Madness combat battle.

and last but not least "Vote 5"

[Coolest11er]

high school musical

[Drake]

Songs about cocks, sucking cocks, threads, mods, and bans. With a few mentions of some rather taboo subjects as well.

[NekoMika]

At 9/3/11 02:35 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

I know right, I believe the music I choose for the ending cutscene is funny.

This would have been better credit music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFKUnfwBP TU