So I was masturbating to my sweet hentai, but out of nowhere my dad walked in and surprised me. I quickly closed the tab and tried to get my penis back in my pants. I looked very obvious when I was doing all that. Maybe he just saw me with my porn, but didn't really care.
How about you guys?
At 9/2/11 10:58 PM, darklink4567 wrote: How about you guys?
Nope, your dad never came close to catching me in the act of masturbating.
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Your dad hasn't caught me jerking off so I'm fine.
i have turned the screen and had the noise on suttle.. while my dad walked in and i only got the cock back in.. ... it was so obvious that i what i was doing, it was painful, but he actually kept a straight face and held a conversation.. ..
the sounds of a woman screaming yes yes please more yes yes yes was playing off my laptop,
looking back on it it was very funny
gross, but funny
call me toxie 0.~
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Nope. I only do it when everybody is out of the house or late at night.
lel
Your dad walked in on me before. I got startled and jizzed on his shirt
Your parents may have never caught you, but they still know you do it.
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That was a great post. Right Zach?
Oh no, somebody caught you doing something perfectly that everyone does, on your own time.
4srs
At 9/2/11 11:08 PM, Gyopi wrote: Oh no, somebody caught you doing something perfectly
How do you know he masturbates perfectly?
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At 9/2/11 11:11 PM, chiefindomer wrote:At 9/2/11 11:08 PM, Gyopi wrote: Oh no, somebody caught you doing something perfectlyHow do you know he masturbates perfectly?
the same way that he knows his clam chowder is fresh...
call me toxie 0.~
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NO ONE has caught me jerking off. I jerked off in front of my teacher at school (She's damn sexy) and SHE didn't even notice!
At 9/2/11 11:46 PM, Luthaxx wrote: NO ONE has caught me jerking off. I jerked off in front of my teacher at school (She's damn sexy) and SHE didn't even notice!
Pro fapper right here. :3
#1 Penis worshipper. <3
At 9/2/11 11:46 PM, Luthaxx wrote: NO ONE has caught me jerking off. I jerked off in front of my teacher at school (She's damn sexy) and SHE didn't even notice!
Obviously, she saw you and didn't object because she was into it. You could probably be fucking her right now.
At 9/3/11 12:08 AM, rifledark1 wrote:At 9/2/11 11:46 PM, Luthaxx wrote: NO ONE has caught me jerking off. I jerked off in front of my teacher at school (She's damn sexy) and SHE didn't even notice!Pro fapper right here. :3
More like best fapper.
My name is actually CK. Coleknows is too old.
At 9/2/11 11:00 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Nope, your dad never came close to catching me in the act of masturbating.
Fucking Win.
At 9/3/11 12:37 AM, The-Great-One wrote:At 9/2/11 11:00 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Nope, your dad never came close to catching me in the act of masturbating.Fucking Win.
Fucking Win.
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At 9/3/11 12:38 AM, ToastedToastyToast wrote:At 9/3/11 12:37 AM, The-Great-One wrote:Fucking Win.At 9/2/11 11:00 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Nope, your dad never came close to catching me in the act of masturbating.Fucking Win.
Fucking Win.
#1 Penis worshipper. <3
dude hentair? watch some real fuck
I'm an instigator
I recommend that you go jerk off in the bathroom,I don't think anyone would really like to see your dick.
Emphasis are great!
I do it at midnight when I'm the only one awake.
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Really need to change this rubbish username.
I got caught looking at it once, but never fapping.
My mother walked in on me once years ago, never thought about it since then really.
I don't do such things. So I can't get caught.
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At 9/3/11 05:34 AM, Asandir wrote: I don't do such things. So I can't get caught.
Oh I bet you'd like to know the feeling of the risk to get caught. Can you really fight against the temptation?
MEDIC!
my TV is at an angle so they cant see the screen
but I have too be a fucking ninja at puting my dick away as its in full view of the door
Death cures a fool
If my dad caught me jacking my meat off to porn, he probably wouldn't care. But if he saw that it was hentai, it would be a different story.
Put a cigarette in retarded child's eye… Piss on some orphans while they sleep. JEWS
At 9/3/11 08:31 AM, Gremlin wrote:At 9/3/11 05:34 AM, Asandir wrote: I don't do such things. So I can't get caught.Oh I bet you'd like to know the feeling of the risk to get caught. Can you really fight against the temptation?
That sounds indeed very interesting.
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At 9/3/11 08:34 AM, Asandir wrote:At 9/3/11 08:31 AM, Gremlin wrote:That sounds indeed very interesting.At 9/3/11 05:34 AM, Asandir wrote: I don't do such things. So I can't get caught.Oh I bet you'd like to know the feeling of the risk to get caught. Can you really fight against the temptation?
By the feeling that reply gives to me, I think my work here has been done.
MEDIC!
My parents never caught me. Well, not that I know off.
At 9/3/11 12:39 AM, rifledark1 wrote:At 9/3/11 12:38 AM, ToastedToastyToast wrote:Fucking Win.At 9/3/11 12:37 AM, The-Great-One wrote:Fucking Win.At 9/2/11 11:00 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Nope, your dad never came close to catching me in the act of masturbating.Fucking Win.
Wucking Fin.
Your dad caught me yesterday, and he said "finish up boy".
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