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That if I prayed to God I'd get what I want....that I believed in God in the first place was pretty crazy.

At 9/2/11 02:14 AM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: I thought man could fly to the moon

where landing on the moon we carry a harpoon !

i used to believe that bugs bunny was real
also i believed that if i close my eyes and walk into a door i would be tranferred into another world

At 6 minutes ago, kazumazkan wrote:

At 9/2/11 02:14 AM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: I thought man could fly to the moon

where landing on the moon we carry a harpoon !

But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune.

That Akira Toriyama's style was good. Crazy, huh?

art joke

Since my dad was never around, when I was about 8 I concluded he must've been a werewolf. The reason he couldn't live with me and my mum because he would be rejected by society. So I spent a fair bit of time practicing growling and walking digitigrade, as well as communicating telepathically with animals (mostly dogs) and sniffing things.

I thought peacock feathers had real eye. Teachers took it too far; when they were chasing me with them.
I also thought adults couldn't cry.

@ OP: You CRUSHED MY DREAMS!! NOOOOOOO!

Anyway, I bought into the bullshit that babies came from storks. How do you get a human from a fucking bird? The world will never know.

At 3 minutes ago, yt1DER wrote: After watching toy story, I got really paranoid and thought all my toys were conspiring behind my back or something...

I always made sure not to say or do anything that might piss my toys off enough to kill me in my sleep.

True story.

That's actually kinda funny.

When I was six, I caught my dad trying to put money under my pillow when i lost a tooth. He said that he was also the tooth fairy.

I bought that lie for a month before I realized it was bullshit.

1. That the sun went up and down instead traveling to the other side of the earth. I thought it went in to the ocean and the end of the day and came back up in the morning

2. That if I stood on my roof I could grab the moon.

3. If I put dead fish into my wading pool (fish my dad caught and not yet cleaned) they would come back to life

4. That eggs I bought at the store would hatch into chickens if i slept on them overnight

5. That ladies when pregnant could not take a shit because their babies would come out their ass and fall into the toilet. they might be flushed down by accident

Thought white and black people had the same kind of hair and were created equally, you could just switch over anytime.

Ha, ha, ha..

When ever I was riding on the highway, I used to always wonder who's in first place.

When I was little, when my mom went grocery shopping , she'd ask my dad if he wanted anything. Everytime he would answer that he wanted a hooker.
I thought hooker meant candy cane, so I would always say I wanted one too. lmao

Top 3 thoughts that I believe they are still crazy:

1) Runaway over to West Berlin. I even told a bunch of friends and even my own sister this. I thought I could sneak over there like a ninja or some kind of spy. My father found out and busted me up like hell. That was 5 and a half years old.

2) Chop my dad to pieces then feed his body parts to the neighbourâEUTMs dog while play his violin to celebrate the act. I had this thought at 15 years old.

3) I was hating on a teacher in high school so bad that I planned to make pipe bombs to stick them under her chair. I made 3 pipe bombs since I'm pretty good at chemistry but failed since I got discovered by my mother... snitched by my sister again. That was 17 years old. Detention centre the next day...

When I was 6, I thought that the Moon emitted its own light, and did not reflect light from the Sun( I think that is accurate, but don't hesitate to correct me if thats wrong).

1.When I was around 7 I thought that women peed from their ass because they always sat down to use the bathroom.
2. I thought all you had to do to have a baby is stick your dick in a woman's ass. Thought around age 7 also.
3. Around 5, I blinked when I jumped on day and thought I had teleporting powers...Stupid I know...

I thought that when I closed my eyes I could go to Heaven, until I opened my eyes again.

The weird logic of a 3rd grader....

i thought I could control wind on some occasions. Thought that all babies were born c-section, the works.

Oh, I also thought Police officers were bad people who arrested you on sight. When my mom said hello to one I thought I was going grow up with my mother in jail.

I thought onigiri (rice balls) were jelly-filled donuts.

Fuck Pokemon.

1. I thought death was perfectly curable.
2. I thought that when I closed my eyes, I could be in Heaven until I re-opened my eyes.
3. I thought that you could go straight to Hell for telling one lie. (Yes, I was religious as a kid. No, I was not Catholic. And the funniest part is that no where, NO WHERE, in the Bible, does it say you can go straight to Hell for telling a lie.)
4. When I was about 5, I thought that there were 3 World Wars.
5. I thought babies came through the butt, not the vagina.
6. I thought there was nothing scarier than zombies. Now I play zombie games on a daily basis.

That the cartoons from the television would jump out and have an awesome party in my house. Oh, It works for Regular show! Like, Bugs bunny all drunk and stuff, Roger Rabbit playing cards with porky, Donald Duck, and scrooge, that kind of thing.

- I thought the palms of my hands and feet were Caucasian.

- I thought at 10, you were considered an adult.

- I thought in the movie "The prince of Egypt" when Moses was talking to that fire, I thought that was God for real...like God himself was actually on set recording on for the cast.

At one point I thought I might be deformed because nobody tells you what a clit is. I realized it must be normal, otherwise my parents would have done/said something about it. ....Kind of embarassing, but I learned what it was when I was as old as 11/12. From the internet no doubt.
Though it's probably the fault of adults who pretend it doesn't exist just because there's no reproductive purpose.

I thought that only boys could turn 15 and girls turn 16.

When there was really thick fog I thought that the world was being erased with a giant invisible pencile. Anyone else?

I thought I'd be cool as a teenager.
As crazy as it is, I was right.