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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:45 PM Reply

When I was young I always thought you could jump inside a TV to join the character's on whatever show. Luckily my little brother demonstrated this before I nearly did it myself.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:46 PM Reply

I used to think that girls could read minds. At this point I'm fairly sure it's a fact.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 01:53 PM Reply

At 9/2/11 12:51 AM, LuigiBot wrote:
I used to think that if i tried hard enough, i could levitate or shoot fire balls.lmfao.

I still try this mang

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 02:10 PM Reply

I used to believe that there were monsters or giant ants in the toilet and if I sat there too long they would get me. Granted, this wasn't something that my parents told me about. It was actually something I just made up on my own. Of course, it has been too long since I have been worried about things like that. I don't think I had any more silly beliefs as a kid than anyone else did, like other legendary creatures.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 02:11 PM Reply

i never believed in Santa when i was little, but i used to think that my desktop fan could talk to me, I'm now using the same fan on my computer now so my computer won't overheat

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 9/2/11 07:28 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/2/11 07:28 AM, Senmetsu wrote: LOL When I was a kid I thought we had souls! XD
But then you realised that you are a ginger.

LOL that's great


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 2nd, 2011 @ 06:19 PM Reply

i thought women peed from their butt until sixth grade.


i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 3rd, 2011 @ 08:00 AM Reply

I assumed girls had penises too.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 3rd, 2011 @ 08:02 AM Reply

At 9/2/11 07:37 AM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 9/2/11 07:36 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 9/2/11 07:33 AM, SCTE3 wrote: used to think Bikini Bottom was a real place as well.
You're really young aren't you
I was 6, sheesh.

So you're, what, 15?


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:02 AM Reply

Scary stuff would come out of the tv and get me at night

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Sep. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:05 AM Reply

Tigers would wander in the corridor


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 4th, 2012 @ 11:43 PM Reply

I thought I could build a machine that could transport me to the world of television.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 4th, 2012 @ 11:45 PM Reply

At 9/2/11 01:59 AM, MrMeD wrote: I thought when I grew older I would be successful and good things would happen to me.

Hahah! Childhood, you crack me up

This.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 4th, 2012 @ 11:49 PM Reply

I used to be absolutely terrified of spiders (I still am, but not as much); so my older brother convinced me that the dandelions that float around were actually poisonous flying white spiders. Then he would blow a whole string of them at me all the time and I would scream and run away. It was cruel! Even today I am not a fan of dandelions! That's really the only crazy thing I believed as a kid. I would have believed in Santa, but my family has never really used the whole Santa delivery story.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 4th, 2012 @ 11:51 PM Reply

I used to think that babies came out a woman's asshole, not their vagina.
When I was like, 6

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 4th, 2012 @ 11:52 PM Reply

I used to think model cars would grow into real sized cars if you watered them.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 12:07 AM Reply

I used to think I had hidden psychic/saiyan powers that I could unlock if I got concentrated hard enough.

I still haven't unlocked them.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 12:13 AM Reply

At 9/2/11 03:15 AM, RandomRoarness wrote:
At 9/2/11 02:52 AM, walkinator wrote: One time I cried because a girl said she wouldn't marry me.
you had it easy. In first grade i told some kid that i liked one of the girls in our class. less than a minute later everyone was making fun of me liking a girl. even the girl i liked was laughing at me

Wow, what a loser.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 01:47 AM Reply

At 1 hour ago, Xyphon202 wrote: I used to think that I was a werewolf if that counts.

I used to think I was a vampire. HA.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 02:34 AM Reply

At 9/2/11 12:51 AM, LuigiBot wrote: Whats the craziest shit you not only thought, but believed in when you where little.
Im not talking about santa or stupid shit everyone thought.

I used to think that if i tried hard enough, i could levitate or shoot fire balls.lmfao.

Used to close my eyes all the time and concentrate incredibly hard lol i was like in the 4th grade

well, one time my grandma told me that if i ever lied my heart would turn to ash...didn't lie for a year.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 02:35 AM Reply

American sitcoms convinced me that adult life would be fun. Turns out it's fucking shit.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 02:49 AM Reply

I thought everything in general was really happy and sunshine and flowers, and most kids do and go through the transition but the internet kind of fast forwarded that and its had a negative effect on me, although in some ways I think its a positive effect, I feel really sure that without the internet I would have became a very creepy and/or autistic person possibly.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 02:53 AM Reply

I used to belive in God.

I also attempted to fly and charge up some ki via Dragon Ball Z. So disappointed.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 03:32 AM Reply

I thought incest was acceptable.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 04:02 AM Reply

Too much.

My mom made me scared of heights for the longest time because she would always tell me not to lean on stuff because "the devil will push you"
She also told me that if I fart too much, I wouldn't be able to control my farts anymore

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 04:04 AM Reply

I thought people were nice and wanted to help eachother. Also that my life might be a crappy tv show.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 05:47 AM Reply

I thought the moon was a dragon's egg that will one day hatch and consume us all.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 05:53 AM Reply

Growing up, I was unaware of the fact that breasts had nipples on them.

Since you see 98% of the breast, but not the nipple all the time as a child.


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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 06:13 AM Reply

I thought i was the wind man. So i tried to control the wind and sometimes it worked and most of the times it did not.

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Response to Crazy shit you thought as a kid Mar. 5th, 2012 @ 06:16 AM Reply

At 9/2/11 07:28 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/2/11 07:28 AM, Senmetsu wrote: LOL When I was a kid I thought we had souls! XD
But then you realised that you are a ginger.

OH NO HE DI'NT

Damn you have become quite angrier then you used to

I dont like it


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